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Pick a fight with a large male guest, making sure that he throws the first punch.

This picture always bothers me whenever I look at it; it's a screen shot from an early prototype of Sonic Adventure.

At 5/19/09 12:19 AM, ngman7 wrote: This is 2009. I cannot believe people are still debating this.

That's not the only "issue" that people are still bitching about.

See: Gay Marriage
See: Abortion
See: Global Warming

At 5/17/09 06:37 PM, uzi47 wrote: What is this D.A.R.E?

I believe this flier that I scanned explains it all.

The tone of this report is that of an article in The Onion.

Either way, I am dumbfounded by the ridiculousness of this story.

At 5/17/09 06:34 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: Anyone else like to buy a pack of cold pepperoni from Kroger or somewhere and take it home to munch on them? They're so delicious and addicting.

Yeah, I've done that before.

Hell, even turkey pepperoni tastes delicious.

I wish Michael the best of health, even if The Sun's report is not true.

I bet he could swallow quarters, too, and without the need to go to the doctor afterward.

At 5/17/09 03:57 AM, 123jamaicaboy123 wrote: I have a problem
Im 11 years old(almost)
But im level 7

Oh god, when I was your (real) age, I was still going on nick.com.

Nothing would change, as I would be the same age. Although, this statement won't be true on May 25th.

THIS IS A SUBTLE HINT. IT IS SUBTLE.

At 5/17/09 02:31 AM, TRlCKY wrote: Text

That made me smile.

The ridiculousness of this story is almost nauseating.

At 5/14/09 07:35 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Pandora

I completely agree with this response, but I am obligated to also mention Last.fm.

At 5/14/09 07:36 PM, Piss wrote:

At 5/14/09 07:35 PM, Guest8792 wrote: You listen to radio?
iPod, baby.

The absolute worst music is found in iPods.

Well, people with bad taste own those iPods.

At 5/14/09 07:29 PM, gizmo12345 wrote: cancerman, he has the power to point at people and give them cancer

How exactly is that a lame superpower?

Your granddad probably slaughtered a Nazi soldier and tore the armband off his bloody corpse, but you can't see the blood stains because most of the armband is red.

Rap'll neva die, sucka!

They're pouty faces are so adorable. ^_^

At 5/10/09 01:51 PM, NetWar wrote: This reminds me of some douche last week.

I was walking by and for no reason he starts to shout abuse at me. I looked at him for a second or two and did something unexpected: I layed my hand on his cheek. His look was priceless. I couldn't stop laughing when he pushed me away XD.

Nice, that's something Jesus would do.

Spread peanut butter and honey all over your walls, cabinets, and counters, and it will eventually get stuck. From there, let it die in peace.

The Minimoog - a major precursor to today's modern synthesizers

At 5/11/09 11:17 AM, JaY11 wrote: Isn't that like, a tad sexist?

Yes, I do sense a smidgen of bias in that situation.

Kudos to the rabbit that laid such a gigantic pussy-stretching chocolate egg.

"Lulz" is laughter at others' expense, or a situation during which "lulz" is produced.

She probably won't even read the letter, or at least not read it entirely.

When he comes back (which he well), take him to the vet immediately.

He could have caught something during his travels.

Eminem loves Jade.

I think it would have been funny if they used the level 59 icon for Tom's picture.

For Mother's Day, I'm going to remind my mother that she has yet to eat the chocolate candies that she got last year.

At 5/10/09 05:30 PM, Zenan wrote:

At 5/10/09 05:27 PM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote:

At 5/10/09 05:22 PM, Zenan wrote: What is wrong with you?

I retort with the same question.

See sig.

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That doesn't answer my question, but thanks for supplying me with such interesting information about your personal history.

The boy's family has my condolences.

The shooters deserve some hardcore anal violation for their actions.