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No, but I do be judging people by thier spelling.

I'm just joking. In actuality, I judge people by their attitude and the tone of their posts.

I want to try them all!

I'm glad that I haven't received a spam PM yet.

At 5/26/09 01:22 AM, bkrock wrote: Sarcasm and it's many fallacies.

Fixed

I'd probably get used to it after 15 minutes. After all, I sort of memorized the key positions.

Plus, I have my trusty monitor on which the letters appear, so I can always correct my errors.

I'm glad that you caught him. That puppy will be forever grateful.

I want the ability to travel to the past like Adam Sandler did in Click. In other words, I want to have the ability to view the past without changing it.

"Hollow Life" by Korn
"Rock Bottom" by Eminem

I agree; that definitely looks like something Batman would drive.

I disregard their mockery by making irrelevant statements.

Shithole1234: you suck dude. srsly u do.
Me: ny has the best pizza in the country

Show your sister some fun games that are on this site, and then maybe she'll end up liking it.

It would have been much creepier if I was younger and if I watched it in the dark. Nevertheless, that was quality claymation.

At 5/25/09 11:14 AM, Jason100 wrote: No its not this is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqi5F5Mqq TQ

Now, that was scary when I first watched it.

No, and thanks for reminding me that I want to buy a pink shirt.

Oh, this is such a great opportunity to stage a counter-protest.

Make sure you make it as infuriating as possible.

At 5/21/09 04:53 PM, Kidiri wrote: Am I the only one to think 'Bridget' the moment I saw the thread title...

Aw, you beat me to it, you bastard.

Here's a picture of Bridget for reference:

They look cool.

If anyone at prom gives you shit about those cuff links, show them your real angry faic.

I'm liking the look of that woman he's with. She's definitely better than Loretta.

Also, this show will be just as good/bad/meh as American Dad, but will only last one season.

At 5/17/09 10:56 PM, andycastaneda wrote: The zombies from the ocarina of time

ReDeads still terrify me whenever I play Ocarina of Time by myself.

At 10/10/05 12:58 AM, Newgrundling wrote:

At 10/10/05 12:51 AM, DancingTomato wrote: Possibly the best hard candy ever

I see your Jolly Ranchers and raise you Warheads

I see your Warheads, and I raise you Dum Dums!

I hardly listen to my iPod, which is probably why it has lasted me four years.

However, my iTunes is a fucking mess. There are song duplicates and dead links galore.

Adult Swim, Boomerang, and Spike TV are my current favorites.

At 5/18/09 10:48 PM, ixintro wrote: Hey guys, Sit Down Shut Up is CANCELLED.

Oh boy, that is some good news right there.

King of the Hill is an alright show; I've watched some episodes on Adult Swim and enjoyed them.

At 5/17/09 03:12 PM, Nuggletz wrote: (According to her I'm "easy")
I didn't even have any protection on.

These statements are worrisome.

This lists the three most appropriate times for men to cry. I wish I could remember where I first read this:

There are only three instances when it is acceptable for men to cry:

1) Death of family member
2) Death of homie
3) Death of dog

If she hits me in my especially sensitive areas (testicles, face, knees), I'll immediately retaliate.

Otherwise, I'd try my best to either restrain her or flee.

Eh, this song is nothing special.

I enjoyed Hybrid Theory and Meteora much more than their newer work. Hell, even Xero and Hybrid Theory EP were more appealing to me than half the tracks on Minutes to Midnight.

Imagining a child saying "My daddy ate my eyes" practically brings me to tears.

My school boycotts all soft drinks, because of their quarter-assed crusade towards promoting a healthy diet for their students.

I guess Doritos are acceptable because they have iron.

That shoe doesn't look like it will last more than four months, but I commend you for getting you username sown onto it.

I'd go back to last Thursday night, so I could pay my phone bill on time.

Yiff Yiff >:3