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At 5/31/09 06:40 AM, FurryDemon wrote: So was he retaliating with a joke.

He could have easily been serious, but whatever.

Besides, what's unappealing about a 35-year-old Thai woman's appearance?

I know, there are some pretty hot ones out there I'm sure.

Every ethnicity has its share of attractive older women.

Go Cougars!

At 5/31/09 06:48 AM, igott wrote:

At 5/31/09 06:42 AM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote: "Hello, my name is Mary Kay. This is my husband, Vili. We fucked when he was 12-years-old. I was his 6th grade teacher. I went to jail for a while, but now, as I have already mentioned, we are happily married."

You, sir, have won the thread. This is funniest.

And, as you are most likely aware, the story's not bullshit.

At 5/31/09 06:36 AM, Ryan wrote: Well, I doubt the whole 14 year old and 20-30 something teacher relationship would last long anyways.

"Hello, my name is Mary Kay. This is my husband, Vili. We fucked when he was 12-years-old. I was his 6th grade teacher. I went to jail for a while, but now, as I have already mentioned, we are happily married."

At 5/31/09 06:35 AM, ilikegames12 wrote:

At 5/31/09 06:33 AM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote:

Plus, your mother has kids, and I'd still fuck her.
HUR HUR HUR

so you'd bang a 35 year old thai woman?

I was joking, hence the mock laughter at the end of the post.

Besides, what's unappealing about a 35-year-old Thai woman's appearance?

Corpses - basically, the leftovers of anything that has died, unless I'm at a funeral.

I want to die after "respawn" is scientifically possible.

She's decided to acknowledge her parental responsibilities and raise her kids; that's a plus in my books.

Plus, your mother has kids, and I'd still fuck her.
HUR HUR HUR

It would be a welcoming handshake, as he subsequently introduces me to the rest of the Newgrounds staff.

I'd change my "join date" to 1/1/1970.

Well, this is just ridiculous...

Although I have already read The Odyssey, I'm still looking forward to the next part, Grind.

What a waste of food and space.

She should be fed to the poor.

At 5/29/09 09:39 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: That reminds me of a candy that I used to have when I was a kid. It was called warheads and had a picture of a dude with a mushroom cloud coming out of the top of his head on the packaging. They were the most sour candy money could buy. They have toned it way down since then though, I dunno why.

After trying my first one when I was eight or so, I became scared of eating those candies. I didn't try another one until I was twelve, and I was able to eat the entire candy without spitting it out.

I was so proud of myself.

You should post those doodles on DeviantArt, so other artists can critique your work.

Well, I don't watch either show often enough to give a truly legitimate opinion. But, from the little that I have seen, I prefer Futurama.

If I could get away with it, I would. I'd do the same for many of my other family members, such as my younger brother.

Now, if my ex-wife was as big a cunt as the one in that movie, they could keep her.

At 5/29/09 03:04 PM, Shikamarana wrote: HAI GUISE LOOK AT ME I CAN GOOGLE BREAD PICS TOO AM I COOL NAO PLUS WUN PAOST

Your bread is boring; everyone else has pretty much posted interesting and unique breads for which we go "yum yum."

Well, my mother got her GED back in 1978 or so; she dropped out of high school as a freshman. She worked hard and barely passed. Still, she ended up working at an assortment of good jobs afterward. I don't remember any specific examples, although her last job was in the WTC back in the mid-late '80s.

My dad, on the other hand, graduated high school, college, and finished graduate school. If memory serves me correctly, my parents told me that they met at the WTC while they both worked there. My dad worked hard for his education, even as I was an infant, and he has held a well-paid job in the Empire State Building as an accountant for twenty years.

Personally, my current education (and my future educational plans) are much like my dad's, expect that I doubt that I'll get married in my 20s like they did. Also, I plan to major in some form of biological science instead of business or accounting.

At 5/28/09 09:03 PM, Sneak-a-Toke wrote: Well, at least your not in as bad of a position as the kids in Lord of the Flies were..
They stabbed one of their friends, multiple times, with spears before they realized it was him. :/

They also ate a kid.

Most don't care; the rest have NG accounts.

My IRL friends are great.

This will be horrible.

Will Ferrell should go back to SNL, because it's been sucking too hard lately.

This story will be forever saved on my hard drive.

My wife and I will role-play this event on our honeymoon.

Man, I've been grinding that shit ever since '99.

Hey guys, I brought the biggest and bestest pretzel I could find.

Can I join the fun?

Anything made after Popeye sucks.

Manga wins.

However, graphic novels are better competition for manga, as they are technically Japanese graphic novels.

At 5/28/09 09:01 PM, MegamanZero360 wrote: Will i get into trouble if i post pics?

I dont want to end up like Sirtom...

Oh god, this is not going to end well...

Staging a "counter-protest-barbecue" at the PETA headquarters is always an option.

We'd serve seal burgers and blubber nuggets.

"I'd bring a parachute."

^ Sufficient Response

I'm already very "touchy-feely" with my male friends, so I think most would be too scared to play it with me.

In other words, I'd probably win every match.

Tell her how you feel.

Family members must not keep secrets.