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I'm really curious about how firm that inflatable cock really is.

In other words, can you seriously stick that inside a vagina or asshole without it collapsing under pressure?

Eh, there are many other fruits that taste better than watermelon, like nectarines.

Shit, that startled me a bit.

I'm glad that I have the lights on.

According to my mother, Al Capone wanted to marry my maternal great-grandmother, but my great-great-grandparents would have none of that shit.

I'm practically in the mafia, guys.

That's just terrible.

Violent people suck.

That's all I can say to this.

I'll take some TB; I'd rather die from a tragic illness than from drug use.

Mine feels flat, but it may stick in a little. Either way, it feels fine to me.

At 5/31/09 11:18 PM, Cardboardwarrior wrote: I think drugs are counterproductive and a waste of money, but I'm not very educated on the issue.

No, you're right on the money (old pun intended).

I despise all illicit drugs, especially tobacco and alcohol products, for various personal reasons.

Still, since it's impossible to successfully ban those products from America, then the government might as well go further by just legalizing cannabis.

I will support these proposals all the way, especially the addition of this new definition of "chocolate" to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary,

I don't freeze my microwavable burritos. I suggest that you start buying non-frozen burritos. But, if you can't or don't want to do that, then you should let the frozen ones thaw out a bit in the refrigerator before you heat them up.

Fried chicken cutlets are a nice meal to make when you have no idea what else to eat.

Can you use a stove properly?

At 5/31/09 09:59 PM, Tykwa wrote: There is also an anal opening.

it is tiny

Break him in; let him know what he's getting into!

At 5/31/09 01:21 PM, joabos wrote: Well, I put in something that looks like wheatgrass...

Oh no, I don't think you want any unidentified plants in your delicious juice.

The chances of adding mystery ingredients to your drink without ruining it is rather slim.

Nope, mine's pretty much a generic Sonic the Hedgehog username made by a former AOLer.

At 5/31/09 01:16 PM, joabos wrote:

At 5/31/09 01:08 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: List everything in your refrigerator please.

Cheese, Ketchup, chutney sauce, chimichurri sauce, ketchup, mustard, dijon mustard, wine, eggs, lettuce, a tomato, apples, a banana, oranges, lemons, butter, and little plants.

Snapple has taught me that oranges go well with carrots in drinks.

I want to see it.

I want to see it.

I want to fucking see it already.

Chocolate syrup is the classic choice, and it's also my current favorite. Although, I have used strawberry syrup before, and it has tasted very good, too.

I think, due to her inability to provide steady finances, she should be forced to put most of her kids up for adoption.

In fact, I think that should be made into a law applying to everyone in the country who cannot raise their kids for an extended period of time.

At 5/31/09 08:39 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote:

Is it just me or is al sharpton just becoming a old joke. He always turns things into racism. he said the white cop shot the black cop due too racist cop training. I fucking hate this man.

He's always been an old joke, although his foolishness tends to get even more publicity as he ages.

At 5/31/09 11:12 AM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:

At 5/31/09 11:07 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote:

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Man -Mows-Down-Traffic-Cop-to-Avoid-Parking-
Ticket.html

I wonder if he'll still get the ticket on top of his new charges when they find him.

Of course he will, lest he gets into even deeper shit.

Yes, the shit can always get deeper.

At 5/31/09 01:20 AM, metalguy777 wrote:

At 5/31/09 01:14 AM, supperman2 wrote: http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/xblade s/show_msgs.php?topic_id=m-1-48189965&pi d=945133&msg_id=m-1-527878545#m-1-527878 545

Download, LOL!

Is that a nude mod for PC?

That's pretty sad.

This is even worse. (NSFW)

Well, I don't "main" as anybody, as I enjoy using most of the characters sporadically.

Still, my most-used character is Luigi in his pink costume, who is also my most-used character in Melee.

At 5/31/09 07:21 AM, JoeMorrisNG wrote: I walked through the door while my mum was standing next to the door. As I walked in, she bent over and I walked right into her head. She kept shouting and screaming at me, even though it was her fault. She ran after me and threw me out of her way. She picked up the keyboard, computer and mouse and just threw it at my head.

Well, fuck, does she always react so violently toward petty occurrences?

At 5/31/09 07:17 AM, dreaming-loudly wrote:

At 5/31/09 07:14 AM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote: Curing AIDS and every form of cancer would be pretty useful these days.

But the world is so over populated, if anything technology ought to cull our grossly over populated world as to savour resources.

I agree with your statement, while still upholding mine.

Curing AIDS and every form of cancer would be pretty useful these days.

At 5/31/09 07:04 AM, ilikegames12 wrote: What the fuck are you guys talking about? link to article/whatever plz.

Well, this case was followed by the media since the late '90s.

Here's a link to the Wikipedia article. From there, you will find the credible sources that you seek.

I want to see this movie. I truly hope it compares well to the first two, because they are still my top two favorite Pixar movies.

I could have sworn that I already posted in here, because I got the link to the trailer from this page on Friday.

This is my overall sex life:

Surf
Harden
Wrap (for 2-5 turns)
String Shot
Rest

My goal is to have as much fun as possible, while aggravating as few people as possible.