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Response to: What you should not do at school Posted June 13th, 2009 in General

At 6/13/09 08:33 PM, idiot-buster wrote: If you are a freshman at highschool what are some things you should not do or say to upperclassmen or teachers. If you are a senior what should you do. Like for example my gym teacher tells me im the head of the dumbfuck show... what would you say to that

I'd file a lawsuit against the "teacher" on the grounds of sexual harassment. After all, "fuck" has many meanings, a few of which are sexual. Who knows? Maybe he was coming onto me (pun not intended).

Response to: Wwngd?: Man In Bra In Your Car? Posted June 13th, 2009 in General

I'd run away and call the fucking police. Meeting someone like that would make me fear for my life.

Response to: so I got suspended from school... Posted June 13th, 2009 in General

Assuming that you didn't make the video for the school, why should the faculty give a shit?

In fact, can this even be legally used as basis for suspension? I'd consider doing some research on these types of laws and maybe filing some sort of lawsuit against the school.

Response to: Why does Superman like Lois? Posted June 13th, 2009 in General

Love is complicated, my boy. Someday, you may understand.

*places reassuring hand on shoulder*

Response to: How Europe get internetz nowz! Posted June 13th, 2009 in General

At 6/13/09 08:38 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: That's good. It'll result in people acquiring Firefox, which as we know is infinitely superior to IE.

How can they download and install Firefox without the ability to access its website via another browser, such as IE?

Response to: Jonas Bros. = Led Zepplin? What?! Posted June 13th, 2009 in General

Ah, youth - I remember when I was that young and naive.

Let the kid enjoy his Jonas Brothers, his Facebook, and his Cartoon Network; he'll eventually grow up to be as bitter and subjective as we all are.

Response to: i'm furious and pissed off Posted June 12th, 2009 in General

Return the favor; beat the shit out of his mother.

No, no, I'm not serious. It's better to just let the law handle it; in other words, press charges, file a restraining order, etc.

Response to: Why is it that Most Lesbians... Posted June 12th, 2009 in General

"To each her own."

Response to: Bulldozed the wrong house. Posted June 12th, 2009 in General

The misfortune of this man nauseates me; as a materialistic person, I'd be traumatized if I were in his position.

Response to: Futurama Returns! Posted June 12th, 2009 in General

I will fucking watch these new episodes.

I'm going to check to see if I can find some older episodes on Hulu.

Response to: A 72 year old got tazed Posted June 12th, 2009 in General

The cop is full of shit, and so is the old woman.

After all, we're all human.

Response to: The World's Biggest Ass Posted June 9th, 2009 in General

I am very satisfied with the sight of that ass.

Response to: Sexy Free Mmorpg Ads. Posted June 7th, 2009 in General

At 5/27/09 08:14 AM, Vladith wrote: I found a new one. The girl's face is really badly drawn, and she looks like Michael Jackson, no joke.
It'll take forever to erase this from your mind:

I definitely see the resemblance. That picture could have been inspired by this one:

Sexy Free Mmorpg Ads.

Response to: girl calls 911 while mom is stabbed Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

I'm not going to listen to that; I'd rather continue to play music from the Audio Portal.

Response to: Angry Faic Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

At 6/6/09 05:14 PM, havegum wrote: Meh
would you like me to take the head shape away?

That looks like the face of a dangerous rodent, with its beady little eyes.

Response to: I should've made an account earlier Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

I've been on this site since summer 2003 the latest, but possibly even since fall 2002 (when I first found out about VGDC).

Response to: Why NG hates Rap... Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

At 6/6/09 03:38 PM, DjBiggieDoggZ wrote: While I agree Eminem has some pop songs that are completely commercialized, like "Infinite" and "Renegade", you'll agree that alot of his best hits are underground, like "Without me" and "We Made you".

You are either a complete liar, or you really do not know the definition of "underground."

Response to: Angry Faic Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

You should get more coins, so you make pictures with greater detail.

By the way, my favorite picture, so far, is the sunglasses smiley.

Response to: I want to do a poo at Pauls Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

I got a bit of a kick out of this comment on the video:

felderkirk309 wrote:

The kid might just as well have said 'Paul, I have taken a shit somewhere in your bathroom. Go and search for it - I think you'll be pleasantly surprised...' and walked out the door laughing maniacally.
Response to: Track how long you use programs Posted June 5th, 2009 in General

I'm a sucker for sites like those. They remind me of RPGs.

By the way, for those who are also intrigued by Wakoopa, I recommend also checking out The Nethernet.

Response to: Superheroes who desreve toons Posted June 5th, 2009 in General

At 6/5/09 12:27 AM, ngman7 wrote:
Green Lantern

Which one? There are five different Green Lanterns.

Response to: What would you have done? Posted June 5th, 2009 in General

She could accuse the lot of you of sexual harassment.

That's how the law's being used nowadays.

Response to: What do you ask? Posted June 5th, 2009 in General

She doesn't seem like a reliable source of information.

Response to: people who post lik this Posted June 4th, 2009 in General

At 6/4/09 11:49 PM, Podburrys wrote:
No. As I said, not in a good mood, and my spelling usually does suck. But the retardation currently displayed on the forums is pissing me off - it's like there's a spurt of it, just spewing crap out the last hour. I want cock jokes, not oh haiz.

I have yet to see you make one cock joke within the last hour.

So, you're part of the "problem."

Response to: people who post lik this Posted June 4th, 2009 in General

At 6/4/09 11:39 PM, Podburrys wrote: Incorrect spelling intentional.

Yeah, you say that now.

Response to: Is this Twilight's Biggest Fan? Posted June 4th, 2009 in General

At 6/4/09 09:20 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote: I've never seen someone get so excited over a fuckin' movie trailer, but hey, she's an extreme fangirl. At least from this message, she knows how to deal with insults: "Before you retort to any of my videos or opinions, stop and think - am i going to pay any attention or am i going to ignore your comment?"

We can say the same thing about her videos.

Well, considering the fact that there's been so much dedicated to her (even an ED page), then I guess not.

Response to: Sex Posted June 4th, 2009 in General

At 6/4/09 11:11 PM, Headshot777 wrote:
At 6/4/09 11:10 PM, ngman7 wrote:
At 6/4/09 11:09 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Me and my hand are in a very committed relationship. We discussed the rules, so we have a very healthy sex life. We don't need to marry.
Yes you do-you're sinning if you don't.
... Wait what? Are you suggesting I marry my hand?

I don't think ngman7 read your post as carefully as he should have.

In fact, neither did I, initially.

Response to: Scary woman wants text! Posted June 1st, 2009 in General

At 6/1/09 12:13 AM, KevnElevn wrote:
At 5/31/09 11:59 PM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote: She's starting to remind me of Uma Thurman.

Unfortunately, I can't find a good picture to support my point.
Look what I made.

Well, shit, now I have to bookmark that.

Thanks a lot.

Response to: I got the ol' Mayo treatment Posted June 1st, 2009 in General

Well, hopefully you'll decide to either keep on top of your hair's cleanliness or get a haircut, because that mayo treatment seems nauseating.

Response to: Scary woman wants text! Posted May 31st, 2009 in General

She's starting to remind me of Uma Thurman.

Unfortunately, I can't find a good picture to support my point.

Scary woman wants text!