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Approach your mother directly; explain to her that you heard her talking about you behind your back and that you were offended. I'm sure she'd either stop or do it more discretely.

At 2/19/09 07:35 PM, OverCynicalBlasphemy wrote:

At 2/19/09 07:33 PM, UltimateAxl wrote: Everyone can think you look like a girl, but it doesn't mean you are one if you don't believe you are.

Sounds like a 4kids quote to me.

"BELIEVE IT!"

I don't masturbate while playing music, because otherwise I can't hear myself moaning.

The Terminator would rip Jason to shreds. Even if he's undead, he'd still be in shreds.

Well, I guess it's possible. But, I think it would be easier with a Corvette, since the Batmobile looks a lot like one.

Thank you so much. But really, it's just an honor to be nominated alongside so many other disgusting actors. I want to thank my agent, who stuck with me after I was found flapping that jet ski. I'd like to also thank my wary family, and subterranean jack hammer. I better stop now before I say something macroscopic. Thank you, and Jelly!!

Well, that was very silly. I'm pretty sure that I could do better than that.

At 2/20/09 11:21 PM, REDSPADES wrote: Right, deactivation of enzymes.

But there is such thing as sub-temperature denaturing, dont know if that applies here i'm not up to that yet.

I doubt it applies here. I'm pretty sure that the whole "water cleans the palate" notion is the major factor here.

At 2/20/09 11:01 PM, REDSPADES wrote: The cold of the icecream denatures the enzymes found in the saliva which actually give you the "Taste" sensation. So the room temperature water is both helps to reactivate these taste enzymes AND clears the palate, ready for the next big serving of the stuff.

Nice try, but:

1) Denaturation does not take place in a temperature decrease. Rather, among other causes, it takes place in a temperature increase.

2) The enzymes in the saliva don't give you the tastes per se. Rather, those enzymes (specifically amylase) break down the large carbohydrates molecules in food into smaller carbohydrates (specifically maltose), which allows your taste buds to detect/taste them. Also, small molecules in general, like fructose and lactose, do not need to be broken down in order for you to taste them.

This has not been the first time that AP Bio has helped me on this forum.

Sensationalism, I just read your signature and found out you're a vegan. Wow, do I feel silly.

By the way, aren't there soy-products that closely resemble ice cream? If so, maybe you could try one. Hell, I'd even try one.

At 2/20/09 10:48 PM, Nick-The-Holy-Potato wrote: Poor Quails.

How would this guy feel?

He'd probably think they tasted like pork chops.

Horrible pun

At 2/20/09 10:44 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I don't eat ice cream.

Why not? Are you lactose-intolerant? Is ice cream relatively unavailable to you?

Feels like I'm missing out.

Yes, you are.

Yes, I've also noticed that water cleans the palate very well.

At 2/20/09 10:35 PM, wildface098 wrote: You think you're so big I've already been expelled. you're just small fry beneath the Salmon.

Why must you be so abrasive? Relax, dude.

By the way, I've never been suspended nor expelled. I'm part of the majority, I guess.

At 2/20/09 10:19 PM, Igotaname13 wrote: Uhh I dont know about ya'll but the article is no longer available for me

Yeah, the original article's gone.

But, in case you didn't know, the topic's title refers to this show, in which Paris Hilton recently starred.

99% of all species that have existed throughout history have become extinct. You can't save them all.

Besides, the article clearly stated at the end that those quail tend to hide themselves very well from us, so there are bound to be more of them.

Happy Birthday, dude!

Don't be so down!

At 2/20/09 10:10 PM, Nick-The-Holy-Potato wrote: Was it a Falcon Slap?

If it was, did you KO the kid?

Bulk up and get tattoos like the markings on Machoke's arms.

They'd look like battle scars!

At 2/20/09 09:56 PM, maximuspower wrote: Thats sounds like such a nerdy movie. Like in all the cartoons where theres that alien movie that the kids aren't allowed to see.

They always have goofy titles like "INTERSTELLA 5555"

The title also sounds like it could be a space-themed anime or something.

By the way, it's a space-themed anime.

That's so fucking adorable. It brings a smile to my face.

At 2/20/09 09:49 PM, bmxdudleydo wrote: I dont want movie SUGGESTIONS i want A way to convince them to watch INTERSTELLA 5555. sorry for the misunderstanding!!!!!

The best you can do is say to all of them, "Let's watch this. It's a great movie. You'll love it."

Still, I doubt you'd be able to fully convince all of them.

Charizard would look a lot better in tattoo-form.

Wow, it sucks so much that he couldn't earn enough credits to be eligible. Judging from how much preparation he made over the summer, I'd say that he really really wanted to play.

Hey, the bandwagon's pretty comfortable.

Mr. T pities the fool.

I admit, you lead me on pretty well. I thought your landlord would give you shit about giving the kid $5 for cigarettes.

Damn, I hope the collision really didn't happen.

At 2/20/09 09:02 PM, gothboy88 wrote: yea, me too, since she looked alot whiter after getting Pwned

Personally, I think the color of her skin looks washed-out because of the flash on the camera.

Well, I've never had any pets, but it's obvious that I'd scream my lungs out in terror if I was in your situation.

At 2/20/09 09:17 PM, Shreddy wrote: u =/= you.

this is not an sms service.

Is it comfortable in the backseat?

I will definitely forget to do it, unless I happen to be on the forums that day.

At 2/20/09 09:14 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Paris Hilton needs a slap across the face.

I wonder how differently she would act if she didn't have an inheritance...

I remember when a lot of that stuff was still in the present.

The times were good.

Newgrounds is not a fad.

Good day, sir.