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It's fucking 4:15 in the morning, and that fucking video had to come along and fucking scare the shit out of me.

Fuck, I can't stop doing double-takes to make sure that no one's behind me.

I usually sleep with the clothes that I wore during the day, minus the socks and the pants. But, if it's cold, I just keep everything on.

Fuck, that's quite a horrifying sight - I'm glad it survived with merely a broken leg.

You look really fat in those clothes. Why don't you take them off?

ParagonX9: She has made many great musical contributions to this website.

I'd take it like a man.

Forget about those two assholes - they have no reason to ever interact with you again.

Capital anecdote, my good sir

Here's to hoping that the FOX executives and the original voice cast reach an agreement.

Why do cheap NERF guns always come with that shitty bright paint? Can't it look realistic, like painting the whole gun black? Also, how can you buy real bullets for the fucking thing?

I had to read the book for school around the time that the movie was in theaters. I enjoyed both the book and the movie.

That was an amazing series of events. I'd be glad if "Charles" suffered some serious wrath at the hands of his "creditors."

This website is now one of my permanent bookmarks - I'll show it to everyone.

At 7/15/09 11:43 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17.

That was a great transformation of the movie quote.

I wouldn't press it - my conscience would eat me alive.

My death wish is to punch Andrew Jackson right in the face, just so he could beat me like the man who insulted his wife.

I'd want to be the bearded lady.

I was also raised in NYC (mostly in Queens) and my family, friends, and I all said "soda." Now, in NJ, it's the same, as expected. However, I am not annoyed when the rare person says "pop."

That was both unfunny (with the terrible humor and acting) and annoying (the laughing track playing on and on).

Shit.

Did you tell your neighbors what you did? If so, were they pleased or were they suspicious that you started the fire?

At 7/5/09 07:43 PM, CHP wrote: Even if you put out the fire, you still started it. Therefore you fail.

Spaghetti14 clarified this earlier in the topic. Next time, you should read the entire topic before posting:

At 7/5/09 03:28 PM, Spaghetti14 wrote: Thanks, but let me clarify.
I wasn't anywhere near the house with fireworks I was using and the only ones I was using were those little green ones that go CRACKLECRACKLECRACKLE. And that was at a school, where everything was concrete, therefor not flammable.

At 7/5/09 08:19 PM, Darmealea wrote: Pocky = weaboo = Culturally devoid faggots

You have obviously never tried Pocky. It is so yum-yum-yummy.

I've only viewed the highly widespread shock sites (Goatse, 2girls1cup, etc.), a few guro images, and a few dismemberment/corpse pictures.

I'm too much of a gigantic pussy to go far on the "Offended" article.

At 7/5/09 06:08 PM, ragingfred wrote: isn't it obvious

This would raise a lot of questions about Johnny's mother's personal history.

Hmm, I wonder how you'd feel about this situation, OP.

Scenario: John and Mike have been best friend for years. They frequently talk about their lives and are always honest with each other. One day, they are having a man-to-man conversation about John's girlfriend, Susan. Here's an excerpt...

John: Fuck, Susan won't even let me do anal! >:(
Mike: Dude, if I were your girlfriend, I'd totally let you put it in my ass. No homo.
John: Thanks, John, you're a real pal. :)

I think the usage of the term in this context can possibly been considered appropriate, as Mike may just be saying how loyal he'd be to John as a girlfriend, which parallels his loyalty to John as a friend. Then again, this may actually be Mike's way of saying that he wants to be John's "girlfriend" or simply wants John to fuck him in the ass. It's open to debate.

One fine morning, I'd want to wake up to this:

Two exact clones of me (both my current age) are pleasuring my member. One is caressing my balls with his left hand while tickling the shaft of my penis with his beard (I'm a fuzzy man with a fuzzy face.). The second is alternating between sucking the head of my penis and tickling the head with his beard.

Fuck, man, that would scare the shit out of me.

I'd call the police, and as they take you away I'd say, "Never break into my fucking house ever again. I don't even know you."

Females within pretty much any culture or subculture have the potential to be very alluring. I'm not at all surprised that you'd be attracted to that girl.

Wow, I actually watched A Streetcar Named Desire in school after reading the play. He played his part well - he deserved his praise.

R.I.P. Mr. Malden

Gray areas like this always make me nervous.

Well, that was a boring as fuck video.

I don't even know why I expected more from it.

ZONE's work is always enjoyable to watch. He/She animates his/her videos very well and always includes the most appropriate lines from the TV show.

BOOYA!