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So, OP, what is your taste in music?

That looks like a very disturbing frog.

*saved*

Well, his dad probably knows what's best for him.

I'm sure that sending your friend away will help him learn the error of his ways.

I've had a couple on my elbows before.

Well, I think they were pimples. They looked and felt just like the painful pimples that I've had on my forehead and near my nose before.

I still pick my nose and bite my fingernails.

Then again, maybe those are more "childish" than "childlike."

Once, my cousin was driving me one from...somewhere. I don't remember where it was, but that's not important. Anyway, on the way home, he started playing this dance song that I like. So, I started to enjoy it casually (I move my head a little bit, tap my foot, etc.). But, during the song, my cousin stopped at a red light. In the car next to us, I saw this woman and her dog. Now, for some reason, I decided that I wanted to get her attention. So, I started to thrash about the front seat of the car like a nutjob, but still at the beat of the music (which she could hear clearly, since both mine and her windows were open). She (hearing the music and seeing me move) turned her head and starts to laugh at/with me. My cousin started laughing, too. After the light changed, the woman drove off faster than us, and my cousin and I continued to laugh. That felt like such a fulfilling night.

Moo, baby!

<3

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time used to give me nightmares. Specifically, the former gave me nightmares about my Super Nintendo coming to life, and the latter gave me nightmares about the ReDeads.

Embrace Retro: Buy a Game Boy

This game is going to be fucking adorable; I can tell.

My brother (11-years-old) recently asked my mother where babies come from. She gives a brief explanation and ultimately settles with using the term "vagina." I decided to be a bit more specific and added that the baby is carried in the uterus and comes out through the vagina during birth (unless the mother has a c-section, in which case the baby is cut directly out of the woman).

I don't remember ever asking anyone where babies come from; I just found out the truth from reliable sources (school and whatnot) over time. Hell, I've never even been given "the talk," as my parents just assumed that I knew already (which I did).

I'd drive that shit cross-country.

The paint job makes it extra special.

At 4/22/09 01:11 AM, NeverHundred wrote: Normal people... they like there music with the bass up. They like it when you call them cute. They like food, but none of that spicy stuff. They like it when the Television on the sports channel. When they hear a dead baby joke they laugh, but than apologize for laughing.

Results may vary.

As expected, I'm not very normal.

Just learn to leave her alone more often; my mother's sizable temper grew even more once she started menopause.

Whatever you do to this post, I expected it.

I'm sorry if this offends anyone (not really), but I couldn't help but chuckle at the organization's name (NORML). With that said, despite the fact that I despise the illicit drugs that are already illegal (tobacco, alcohol, etc.), I would not have a problem with the regulated legalization of marijuana. Granted, I would never use it, but I do acknowledge that this country needs the money.

I don't give a single shit about Hot Topic allegedly being for "posers," because that store carries so many great video game T-shirts.

At 4/22/09 12:38 AM, galatea1 wrote: Wow. If you guys are all over THIS guy, then you'd hate to find out what happened to MY dog when she got up on the table and ate our dinner as I was calling the family in!!

(She hasn't tried that since.)

The bitch deserved it.

(I only said it for the pun.)

At 4/22/09 12:17 AM, BrainlessDan wrote:

I am mad that they gave my parents tickets for nothing.

They gave my parents tickets for harbinger a fugitive

Harboring a fugitive is a good enough reason to take such legal action.

they didnt ask me shit im glad they didn't because i was high as fuck.

God, I'm glad that I'm not the druggie of my family. You are fucking brainless.

You should have barked louder, you fool!

The competition would have tired him out quickly, especially if he's neutered.

There's this new science teacher in my school. She's been working as a teacher's assistant for the last few months, so, as a student who is currently taking three science courses, I sometimes see her helping out. Truthfully speaking, I wouldn't mind seeing her in a few compromising positions, because her early- to mid-20s body is quite a wonder, especially compared to those of the other faculty members.

At 4/22/09 12:14 AM, BrainlessDan wrote: Damn cops showed up at my house looking for my brother. they ended up taking my brother to jail and gave my mom and dad a ticket for no fucking reason. damn pigs, how are they allowed to give people tickets for doing absolutely nothing.

What did your brother do?

(Don't say "nothing," because he definitely did something.)

I never bothered to take the ACTs.

So, I'll just be sittin' here, chillin' with my SAT grades.

At 4/22/09 12:08 AM, MexicanGun wrote:

At 4/21/09 11:59 PM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote: I'll take whatever I can get.

That picture is so disgusting, yet so funny.

Despite responding to my last post, you have yet to answer my question.

Last summer, I read the entire Love Hina manga series. One of the characters was named Motoko Aoyama. She was a warrior who was initially very cold, solitary, and sexist. Over time, though, her insecurities about her past are revealed and she tries to change. She eventually warms up to the main male character and even becomes infatuated with him. As I read the series, however, I became infatuated with her. Not only was she a pretty girl, but she also was very unstable in terms of controlling her behavior. That may not initially sound attractive to most, but I must say that her bouts of vulnerability made me just want to be there for her. So, this may seem odd, but my first "crush" (ever) was actually this fictional character. Yay for me.

I'll take whatever I can get.

Last summer, I was taking a subway train to Queens, NY in order to visit some relatives. This was my first time on the train by myself. My dad gave me specific instructions on where to get off, but I kept thinking that I accidentally went on the right train going in the wrong direction. So, nervously, I struck a conversation with a woman who was sitting across from me; she was leaving on the same stop as I was. Although she was also semi-unsure about the right stop, she helped to calm me down. Once I did, I told her that I was visiting family. She told me that she was visiting her sister, who would be waiting at that stop. From there, we made general chit-chat; we gave some background info about ourselves (e.g. I was heading toward my last year in high school, and she hardly goes to NY.) It was nice and pleasant; we laughed and whatnot. Once we reached our stop, I met her sister. We walked up the stairs together to the sidewalk and, finally, went our separate ways.

At 4/21/09 03:01 AM, ismellarat wrote: I swallowed a coin yesterday, and on top of it tasting awful, it gave me heartburn and made me constipated.
I've still yet to shit it out. =(

Read this and keep on top of your situation.

I just hope that I'll be able to eventually attend one of their home games before I die.

At 4/21/09 02:11 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 4/21/09 02:04 AM, THEJamoke wrote: Whoever coined that phrase was a dingbat.

Who the Hell you callin' a Dingbat, you meat head?
I'll take the Mets any day over your dirty stinkin', cheatin' Yankees anyday and their fountain o' money that always gives them *raspberries*

I read that in Archie's voice.

Now I have to watch All in the Family.

The Bordeaux

If you don't know where that name comes from, then it makes more sense.

Dogs, ironically, are not as bitchy as cats can be.

I don't care how much I'm generalizing here.