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It would be more amusing if they drew a fake scar next to a real scar, and then asked random people which one is the real one.

No, actually, this whole situation is just ridiculous.

At 5/28/07 02:34 AM, 36Holla wrote: Heh, heres the joke. Now heres the joke going over your heads.

Unfortunately, I didn't catch it.

I've only bought two albums in disk-form:

Hypnotize by System of a Down
Straight Outta Lynwood by Weird Al Yankovic.

The rest of these were 2005 Christmas gifts from my cousin, all of which I highly appreciated:

System of a Down by System of a Down
Toxicity by System of a Down
Mesmerize by System of a Down
Hooray for Boobies by The Bloodhound Gang

All of my other music is in digital-form.

Like others have said, strip-searching a student over an accusation that she has ibuprofen pills is pretty ridiculous. But, the fact that it has been brought up again after 6 years is, to me, a sign that the broad just wants some money.

Shit, man, if I were in your shoes, I would have remembered that incident forever.

Out of the three in your original post, I'd pick the light blue.

Generally, though, she looks fine with her regular blonde hair.

At 4/30/09 10:03 PM, NoobKillsNoobs wrote: Trailer.

Judging from the thumbnail on the video, it looks pretty sick.

Or sexy If you roll like that.

I have to find someone to watch it with me; that trailer was such good bait.

Hey, guys. Is it time for my "Dakota Fanning" thread?

At 4/28/09 09:04 PM, Jezuz wrote: Fucking hell, CNN wrote something I appreciate.

Hmm, I wondered why I wasn't worried about this "pandemic."

I read about it earlier, and I was disgusted that they had the gall to do that just for a photo opportunity.

Name him "Porky" or "Hamton."

Always make sure that you type with proper grammar. A number of people here tend to use that as a reason to deter new members from posting.

Also, if worst comes to worst, ignore the haters. In fact, just completely ignore the haters and you will be fine.

Nutella, straight from the jar, motherfuckers:

Oh well. It sucks that she lost her job.

Maybe she could move onto cyber sex?

You will get ridiculed by many if you decide to post that.

Whoops, too late.

Well, I decided to watch the full pilot on Hulu.

I feel filthy.

At 4/19/09 08:44 PM, aquaticmole wrote: I want this to be good, it has so many good people in it, but I just know it will fail.

I agree with you completely.

The preview succeeded in making the show look like a half-assed effort.

I guess this music that I'm listening to has put me in a good mood, because I couldn't help but laugh at this news story, a situation that I would normally find appalling.

Never discuss opinions with people who could take shit away from you.

Also, how do your parents feel about you going on Newgrounds?

At 4/26/09 10:05 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Then, open the car door for her and shut it for her when she's all the way in. Then open all other doors for her, (Except the bathroom doors). When you drop her off, get out of the car and open her door for her. Walk her to the door and kiss her goodnight. (Note: She does NOT owe you a blowjob because you bought her movie ticket.)

A hardcore feminist would be insulted by your chivalry.

Then you'd really get no head.

I'm only happy when it rains.

Your name makes me very uncomfortable, especially after reading about your mental instability.

Yeah, you should definitely make a nutty flash with "Sugar" playing in the background.

Wow, there continues to be people in this topic that think that a burger was sabotaged. No, like OP and a few others have repeatedly emphasized, it was a macaroni & cheese meal. Also, those of you who are surprised that she could even taste the medicine are obviously not aware of how disgusting pills can taste when they are not meant to be chewed.

This crime was obviously done by some sadistic employee who knew that some little kid would eat that meal, so I hope the authorities find him/her and he/she is properly punished.

Dubs typically suck.

Watch subs instead.

I look at that kid's face, and I see someone who did not get his chance in life.

He will be missed.

Well, if you're going with the classic picnic date, you better make sure that there is lemonade and/or iced tea, too.

Also, bring a frisbee.

At 4/24/09 01:57 PM, poxpower wrote: Well enjoy a life of everyone thinking you're a pussy or a weirdo recovering alcoholic / cult member.

Getting drunk is definitely one of life's awesome experiences. Anyone who passes up on that chance is a tool if you ask me.
Anyway, enjoy being at parties and stil pretending like you're having "so much fun" while everyone else is giggling and spilling shit over themselves, having an actual good time.

I foresee that I'll have just as much of a happy and fun life without drinking alcohol. I don't need to drink in order to have a good time, or to spill shit all over the place.

Then again, I may be biased, due to the whole "one of my parents is an alcoholic" circumstance.

At 4/23/09 02:49 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: An animal's anus/penis. Good god...

I'd try to eat a fire-roasted bull cock.

The elastic tissue would probably make it very chewy.

Well, that guy almost has his wish.

He should be happy right now.