92 Forum Posts by "Menelaus"
The most recent studies on gay twins I could find show that if one identical twin is gay, the other is gay about 50% of the time (should be close to 100% if it was purely genetic), while fraternal twins (who share about 50% of their genetics with each other but are raised in essentially the same environment) are both gay about 20% of the time, and adopted siblings are both gay about 10% of the time, showing that environmental factors also play a role in homosexuality.
In conclusion, it's a mix of genetics and upbringing.
People arguing atheist positions are already disliked by most of the audience, so they need some credentials so that people will even bother listening to them. Nobody cares about some college freshman arguing his incredibly unpopular position.
Trojans. Seriously, fuck those guys.
Copperplate Gothic. Gives off such a manly air of authority.
Probably a bit below mediocre. Nothing very extraordinary, just somewhat shittier than average.
Isn't Bill Maher the guy who denies germ theory?
To reiterate: it's because people think that you, having no faith in ultimate (divine) justice, will do whatever you want to further your own ends as long as you think there won't be any worldly repercussions.
At 12/28/08 10:47 PM, djbdr248 wrote:
actually you prety much hit the nail on the head.
Oh. So are you also a misanthrope? And why did you spell it "nielist"?
At 12/28/08 10:29 PM, djbdr248 wrote:
I'm a "Nielist" incase you were wondering.
What?
But seriously it's because people think that you, having no faith in ultimate (divine) justice, will do whatever you want to further your own ends as long as you think there won't be any worldly repercussions.
Because they're an extreme minority and people tend to think of them as misanthropes and nihilists.
Hell yeah I'd buy a snuggie. I'm always under a blanket when the phone rings or something and I'm always like "THIS BLANKET'S IN THE WAY OF MY HANDS! IF ONLY SOMEONE MADE A BLANKET WITH SLEEVES!"
Troy, especially Paris. Seriously, fuck those guys.
This is why I only wear things from Joseph A. Bank.
Don't try catching Santa. The only thing you'll catch is a case of the Death By Toy Sack Bludgeonings.
Your carolers ask for money? Ours only expect brownies.
On behalf of all black people everywhere, I promise to do everything you suggest.
At 12/20/08 08:44 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: George Bush Jr was hated and people wanted him out. However, let's say certain people wanted him in still due to certain view points he had would benefit people (wasn't the Iraq war started after this election? Interesting).
How has nobody called you on this yet? The Iraq War was one of the biggest issues of the 2004 election.
He obviously wanted you to exchange sexual favors for the merchandise. You need to learn to pick up on these things.
At 11/28/08 07:48 PM, a2toedmonkey wrote:
That is how i live- that is how i wish to be remembered. Not as "that nice guy" but as "that guy who loved to laugh."
Friend 1: "Hey, remember a2toedmonkey?"
Friend 2: "The guy with the joke funeral?"
Friend 1: "Yeah."
Friend 2: "Yeah, that sucked, I'm glad he's dead."
Friend 1: "I agree."
At 11/11/08 09:23 PM, diminitive wrote: Screen-shot or it didn't happen.
Well here's me with Patroclus' body.
You guys seem to think O.D.'s retarded plan is the best, so I guess I'll go with that. NG's never steered me wrong before. If this works, we're gonna get so much glory and tripods and slave girls it won't even be funny.
Y'know, I almost killed that little fucker earlier. Almost strangled him with his own chin strap. You know what happens? He gets saved by APHRODITE. Who the hell gets rescued by Aphrodite? Little faggots, that's who.
At 11/11/08 08:42 PM, firemaker60 wrote: Hey, you should get into that lady stealing bastard's city. You gotta think of some kind of decoy to get in there, maybe like a gift to them. Try different animals, maybe a cow, an eagle, or how about a horse?
Man, we got this one guy whose always saying shit like that. Nobody listens, though, cause seriously that's retarded.
At 11/11/08 08:42 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote:
Sounds like bullshit. He takes her away to his town? What the fuck are you talking about and why was he at your house in the first place?
I don't know how you guys do it over in barbarian land, but here when someone important's over around your area, you invite them to stay at your place. The common people sure as hell aren't gonna put them up. Being a good host is hella important.
Okay, so there's this girl I'm with. Actually, we're married. She might be related to Zeus, I don't really know. The point is, she's the most beautiful girl in the whole world. Seriously, I am one lucky dude to have her. Anyway, this smooth talking pretty boy comes over to my place, and while I'm being a good host, the little fucker steals her away and takes her back to his town. I get some of my friends together with my brother, who has this army, and we all go to this asshole's town to get her back, right? But he won't give her back, and somehow he's gotten his whole fucking town to fight us. So we've been at it for about 10 years now, and things aren't going so hot. One of our best guys is all pissed at my bro and won't fight, another one of our best guy, Patroclus, has just died, and the asshole's brother, Hector, just keeps beating the shit out of our guys. Anyway, I'm thinking of just giving up and sailing away. What do you guys think?
At 11/10/08 07:23 PM, Parlux wrote: Rape-man does not rape 2 at a time, RAPE-MAN RAPES ALL!
Eh, Hector would have probably crushed your skull anyway.
Pretty sure Telamonian Ajax is the strongest around. Hector's a close second.
At 11/10/08 07:15 PM, Parlux wrote: My Alter Ego...
I lerk in the darkness of the ally ways. I watch every move you make. The quiver down your spine knowing that your not safe
I AM RAPE-MAN!!!
Have you thought about joining the Acheans? The Trojans have a lot of beautiful women, and we're going to need help bringing them all back to Greece. You can rape 2 for every ship you bring.
