At 11/30/09 01:42 AM, ImaSmartass2 wrote: Quick tip: If you think your ada is gonna kill the guy, don't post it on Newgrounds.
Why haven't you guys kicked that guy out yet?

Yeah, I guess not. I don't think it will go that far though.

But yeah, he did get kicked out, and then they broke up and then he started with all this prissy name calling stuff. Yesterday my sisters friend came over and was all "hey I'm glad that guys gone, I cant believe he hit her" and we were like WAIT WHAT THE FUCK. Then after walking around the house swearing we went over to his house to get a look at his car and house. After that we came home and had a talk with my sister about how she should have fucking told us about this stuff.

This is getting me damned mad thinking about it all. Not much I can do right now though.

Problem is the fucker hasn't moved his car in like a week which I guess means he hasnt even left the house.

You see, my dad was pissed off enough to drive over to his house with me.

I'm not sure where this is heading but I have a cousin that will do just about anything for us, today he asked me for a halloween mask and brought over some knives which can't be a good combination. He's also an ex marine guy and doesn't seem to care about laws so i'm guessing he'll go after the boyfriend. Sucks to be that guy.

I don't really want to get into it at the moment, its a bit of a long story but what would YOU do if some jackass that was living in YOUR house was beating your sister? This whole fucking time this little shit was living with us and he was fucking hitting her. I should have known and looking back it was oh so obvious but I guess I can't really fix that now.

Anyways they broke up awhile back after a rocky break up and he's been calling her a whore and spreading rumors about her over the internet. All this we found out last night and I'm not really sure whats going to happen but my dad is so damned pissed off he's ready to kill him, as well as every other male in my extended family.

So I thought I'd ask you guys because I'm not really sure if I should just kick his ass or fuck up his car or go through this legally. I mean, I'm not too strong but I can take a lot and I'm mad enough to hurt him badly.

Seizures aren't always serious, sounds to me like it wasn't a big deal. Just make sure he's on meds to control it though.

What a bitch. This is exactly want an attention starved 14 year old would do.

Fuck You. I've met your kind before.

At 10/31/09 10:07 PM, Grim13x wrote: Why is everyone saying those cupcakes or I want them, I only see one goddamn cupcake.

Yeah, and that's MY goddamned cupcake.

At 10/31/09 03:34 PM, PenguinKommando wrote:

At 10/31/09 03:25 PM, Atgod88 wrote:

and squint one eye and talk to nobody because he wanted to be "different".

You know, if they can keep up not talking to anybody for a whole year then they probably aren't putting on an act to be cool.

Fake twitches and shit pisses me off though.

It wouldn't work because people suck.

At 10/27/09 11:22 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote:
She was beaten, raped, and robbed. By many different people. Do hos usually like to have their shit stolen and get beaten as well as sexed up?

If it's a dumb ho.

On second thought there have been cases where slutty girls will go and get gang banged and then call rape. If a girl gets fucked unconscious in the back of the school during a dance she sure as hell won't be telling her parents about it later on. Perhaps she was just a ho?

Wow, its like that hentai you always see. I'm not actually sure what I would do in that situation. I'd either watch or I'd go batshit and hurt everyone there, like just go on a goddamned stabbing spree.

Then afterwards I can have her all to myself!

or not. This is actually a pretty sad story.

Yep, I actually cum faster the second time around. Fapping isn't exactly something to be proud about though.

At 10/21/09 11:39 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Jeff wins, cause he doesn't use MP

By the end of the game even his multi-bottle rockets aren't close to what the others are doing on average.

Kuma wins over all, giygas is a punk.

Plus: sexy waitress outfit.

Somebody is pulling some epic /x/ shit on you.

kumatora>paula

I just got charged 88 dollars for a dentist to pretty much just look at me and say "yep, your teeth are fucked".

I need 2 MOTHERFUCKING root canals done. MOTHERFUCKER.

If your kid doesn't brush his teeth just fucking smash all his teeth out and tell him he better take care of them next time. This is goddamned horrible! I don't have enough money for this!

I regret my filthy childhood so much....

At 10/19/09 03:16 AM, PennyPigtails wrote: Meth?

That's what it feels like. It feels like I have meth mouth or something. Imagine if Ihad done meth.

I see Hollister as a douche indicator, if you wear it then chances are that I hate you.

Bart must be mortified.

God, just now while I was eating a pop-tart I felt a piece of my gums tear off. I immediately spat it out and yep, it was a chunk of skin. My teeth have been breaking apart lately and in one tooth a cavity nearly half the size of the tooth popped up in under 2 weeks. This is fucking horrifying finding pieces of myself being eaten with my food. When I was little I used to not brush my teeth very much but since I realized it was disgusting I have been regularly brushing my teeth, but that was a long time ago. I'm still trying to get rid of the yellow hue to them though. I don't know what the hell is going on, its like out of a horror movie, and our family doesn't have the money to fix it.

Now that I think about it, last time I went to a doctor he told me that normal toothpaste and mouthwash could actually break apart my teeth from being so weak. Could this be what he was talking about?

Jesus, this is fucking mortifying.

I think he's looking to buy some, not just a picture of them.

At 10/16/09 12:44 AM, JustsTrollingAlong wrote: You're unobservant... make a thread about it

Already did!

I guess it wasn't just me after all!

That the image on the top of the screen isn't two images, but one image cut in half. This may be old to you but this is crazy for me that I overlooked such a thing.

Mother nature is a slut.

He just brought him on to yell insults to him and the fred guy just kind of sat there and thanked him for it.

At 10/12/09 12:09 AM, Wuggawoot wrote:

At 10/11/09 10:02 PM, MemoryCard wrote: You just killed a shitton of brain cells, nice job on that.

You have no proof.

"Any activity that deprives the brain of oxygen has the potential to cause moderate to severe brain cell death leading to permanent loss of neurological function ranging from difficulty in concentration or loss of short term memory capacity through severe, lifelong mental disability to death."

All it takes is a google search. I don't know why you would call me out on such a silly thing.

You just killed a shitton of brain cells, nice job on that.

It's just dry humor, if you don't get it now I don't think you ever will.

Butterfly knives are fun, and look hellza badass when you open them. You should just get a real one instead of fixing your shitty one.

Infantry is way more badass though.

So so very old.