282 Forum Posts by "Mellvarr"
At 10/28/07 06:45 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: Oh yeah! I'm totally proud of my history! I enslaved your people and treated them horribly! SOOOOOOO proud.
I have origins in Germany as well as America. I've got enslavement and genocide, while black people have the "call you racist" trump card, and Africans have diamonds.
oh shit, Bush is white. I'll write that in my list of sins.
In honor of my 300th post, I was going to say something involving the words "madness" and "Sparta", But I think it would be more fitting to call you a fucktard.
Fucktard.
captin-jacks a boy...
Not anymore
I just had a few questions to see if I'm understanding the rules correctly.
First off, rules 1 and 2. I do like the concept of leaving people alone and they will leave you alone, but as an above poster stated, what about friends? Am I allowed friends?
Secondly, rule 8. Am I not allowed to be a nice person? If something unjust is happening to someone, I want to help them (unless they deserve it). I guess the more objective way of saying it is what if, by intervening, I benefit from it?
lastly, rule 5. I totally agree, I just want some clarification. Am I allowed to ask others out as long as I don't do anything sexual, or must I wait for a sign of interest from the person?
Should I just ignore these rules? I want to interact openly with friends and have a bit a free will, and I'm generally a good person (although my methods of punishment are usually considered heartless, unethical and "where are you about to put that cactus?") but I agree with the gist of the belief and want to join.
You are aware that lucid means you can control what happens, right? I've had a few lucid dreams, my thoughts set people on fire. Analyze that.
I love the irony. However, you should have shoved the girls face in her mother's ruptured colon.
While I do agree with everything you said, why don't you fuck our incompetent government and leave me out of this. Although, yes, America does need a good ass rape right now.
I just heard from Steve himself on..vh1 I think, that he just wanted to quit. Hell, I remember an episode where he was on the show with Joe talking about how great "college" was.
don't ask why I know this
It's all a conspiracy man! marijuana is good for everything! fucking aliens made it, man! I took a hit and IT ALL MAKES SENSE MAN!!! I understand everything now. You see that wall? I understand it man. The man is just trying to put me down.
I gonna get something to eat.
I'm lucky I'm a junior and don't have to worry about you fucking sophomores.
Unless my friends failed everything, which is likely
jesus....oh wait, he's dead
At 8/1/07 11:15 PM, Firebert010 wrote: I heard he hooked up with Apple Sally and then cheated on her with Dell Mary
That was win.
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At 8/1/07 09:25 PM, BlackAttack wrote: I was gonna say "This is sparta!!!" considering the topic headline. Now I'm dissapointed.
Yeah, same here. It's just too easy
At 8/1/07 09:27 PM, Shawn wrote: Just like oral people don't general piss... So during Anal people don't general fart, Well at least it never happened to me...
It might have something to do with the fact that your body is designed to "shut down" your urinary functions during intercourse. You can't pee with a boner
yes they do. It's even funny. A joke item is kid's liver and onions for $21.
not that I would know....
...this topic has been alive for 3 years.
At 7/26/07 04:16 PM, oxnard5 wrote: darth vader, so i still have the authentic shape, but now my penis will have the force, so he can "force" open mouths, legs and buttcheeks alike.
Bow down.
do people forget that...oh I don't know...he has no fucking SKIN!!! I think having the organ that keeps other organs inside me is something I don't want to have violently rubbed off.
At 7/26/07 04:03 PM, KungFuCow wrote: I call bullshit.
Also, I know a 10 year old girl that weighs more than I do. I'm 16 years old and I weigh 135 lbs. approximately.
good God man, eat something! I'm 16 too, but I weigh 167, and I'm still thin
being 6'4" helps...
He won the ultimate showdown, OF COURSE HE'S EVIL!!!
At 7/26/07 03:52 PM, IndyKid500 wrote: If a women sets foot inside she is imediatley raped.But I don't want to be anally raped! D'=
well, it wouldn't be anal.
let's burn stuff. Like 4chan. WHO CAN STOP US NOW!?
loading...
clicks things. sees bullshit surprise effects rather than anything actually scary
...loading.
still loading
Plays exmortis while waiting.
a sign that you have been on newgrounds too long
At 7/11/07 08:23 PM, EcilaSrennah wrote: This is preposterous. I can only assume the lack of response is because you think Blake is a boy's name, so you don't click the thread.
Why is there no-one to share my Lively love with? :'[
Blake is a boy's name. My name is Blake, and the last time I checked, I am a boy.
