At 10/26/09 12:54 PM, Rallard wrote: I'm gonna be....... drunk.

Yeap.

My bad, I hit enter to login and it submitted.

Anyways I skimmed through it all it was pretty good, but yeah pretty long. It will turn out good probably if you cut it a bit.

Rapist's are sick.

I saw some lady eat there friends nuts because they were getting a sex change <_<...they actually cut his nuts out of the sack cooked and ate them..:(

Nope cause I did get a ps3.

:D

At 10/4/09 10:33 PM, Presidentjlh wrote: Hmm...this is a tough one. I think I'll say, "Hey, would you look at that, it's Megan Fox. Ms. Fox, would you mind having a picture taken with me?"
And then we'll be on our merry ways, never to see each other again.

Weak

smdb

Amirite?

Puddin'

At 8/11/09 07:32 PM, katyperryy wrote: I have 1.7GB of music and porn.

x2 1TB externals ftw.

Anyway, ask your parents to buy you a 2TB those are pretty cheap these days. Remember, you need it because your school is doing school projects creating videos and stuff.

You have....2 Terabytes of HDD and you only have 1.7 gb of music AND porn?

At 12/13/08 10:25 PM, Everlasting-Elements wrote: Something like that. You want to find things you can, basically, show about yourself, but also find out about her at the same time. Don't just be like "What bands do you like?" cuz then you're lame.
Hopefully this helped, I mean, this is the way I do it, and quite a few girls talk to me, as friends though. Then again, I'm not looking for a girl, so it could be my fault.
Just test out some conversation. As lame as it sounds, practice talking in the mirror or something.

That's a good explanation, also Comfortably Numb is one of the baddest songs ever made haha woo :] thanks

At 12/13/08 05:48 PM, megaepiclulz wrote: I used that eye contact advice too Vincoid..but I was just silently stalking your advice :P.

Really works, I got it down :], now I've caught her staring at me a few times even woohoo :D!

Oops hit enter too soon, anyway, I've noticed before class ends she stands like right next to me, but I don't know what to say to her though (I don't know if she wants me to say something to her), but I want to try it and see how she reacts, I wish I were better at small talk. I was wondering, how (if you do) pull off small talk?

I used that eye contact advice too Vincoid..but I was just silently stalking your advice :P.

Really works, I got it down :], now I've caught her staring at me a few times even woohoo :D!

Get laid.

At 11/14/08 07:18 PM, Gore-Hound wrote: LOL

just say yes kid. wut harm will it do?

dont bea pussy

I do say yes lol, that wasn't what I was asking though..

I started talking to this girl a few weeks ago(girl I like), and now one of her friends that hangs out with my friends at lunch (and the girl I like hangs out with us too) has started asking me almost daily if I like her friend, and if I have a crush on her and stuff..and I do but does that mean the girl I like, likes me too since her friend asks me if I do a lot?

So there's a new girl woo!!! Shes fucking hot as hell, and a lot of my friends seem to be all over her too..
I talk to her sometimes too but usually my friends are like dry gang banging her..I don't think she likes it, so I don't try and touch her when I talk to her and stuff despite how much I want to..I figure if I waited a little while and just chilled with her she might like me a little more for not just being all over her..

So it's been a little while since I met her..and one of her friends asked me if I liked her or not today..and I said yes without a doubt. Is that like a hint or..just a random thing girls do <.<

At 10/29/08 03:32 AM, Vincoid wrote:

You said months, how the hell can you find out after months? I'd say 15-20 minutes is my avergae time in which I find out wether they're lesbian or bisexual.

Well I wanted her to be straight so maybe I twisted my own reality a little.. :[

At 10/28/08 11:39 PM, CH4ZM4N92 wrote: And this is why you have a back up plan

I didn't see it coming, how ignorant of me to rule out the gay factor right off the bat u.u

At 10/28/08 01:22 PM, thegreatmorph wrote: Any of you guys had experience with long distance relationships?

If so how did you make it work?

You don't, I was in one for over a year, things were okay for a few months, then she just started to feel like a chore, instead of a girlfriend.

At 10/28/08 04:30 AM, Vincoid wrote: Who hasn't?

Making the first move doesn't matter much, it's how you deal with it.

And what's up with the 'pushing'? What exactly did you push? Think you can tell me exactly what happened?

I meant I tried to push what I felt about her, way too soon, and she just didn't take it well..... I also just found out she's a fucking lesbian, that explained a lot to me.....why are the ones I think are hot always fucking gay, she's sooo pretty I couldn't stop looking at her the first time I saw her, I couldn't believe it when I found out, I was so disappointed :(. Months of my social life gone for a lost cause, I can't believe it haha, what a trip.

omfg i just totally blew it with this girl FUCK.
and it's just awesome she's in my classes too, i just had to try and push it..she made me make the first move grr i hate doing that! I'm super embarrassed now, anyone had anything like this happen before?

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At 10/17/08 05:48 AM, CH4ZM4N92 wrote:

and i know im causing her to cheat but honestly i dont think im gonna feel any guilt unless she gets dumped. and then im just gonna ask her out.

Lol you're such a bad ass man :D.

At 10/11/08 08:33 AM, Vincoid wrote: @MudkipsPiano, megaepiclulz and ZombieSurvivalist: Stop caring, you all worry too much. You all need to relax and not attach too much importance to it. Doing so will only make it so much more difficult to succeed in what you want. The one who cares the least about achieving his goal, is most likely to achieve that goal.

As for your specific situations, I'm going to be writing a hell of a lot of general help tonight. You should all check that shit out once I put it on here. It'll contain information about how to get girls attracted to you, how to start conversation and make them go well, along with more general advice that can help you out really well.
It's about time too that I write all this stuff down, as it's getting pretty boring to write it all over again each time someone asks me about it :P

Well hey thanks, I don't think I'm going to try and pursue any relationship with her anymore..It seems she kind of has a boyfriend, I don't really know for sure, but my friends agree it looks like I'm gonna have to look somewhere else..but thanks for the monster posts, ffr <3

Uhm..so how do you approach a girl you think is the hottest you've ever seen, and you just happen to see her looking at you a lot..because you're always looking her way?

That is my problem, I want to ask her out, or for her number or something, but I have like..no clue where to start, since I've never been able to muster up a conversation between us, just from my nerves or whatever, but I really have no idea what to say.. She stands next to me, or in front of me, or around me somewhere a lot I see, but I don't even turn my head at her...she's got me so nervous around her since I don't know how to act at all, since most of my girlfriends usually have come up to me..I've never really had the experience of asking a girl anything like that, help me plz guys, I don't want her to get another boyfriend before I can at least take a shot at her D:!

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At 8/11/08 06:10 AM, xthesnarfx wrote: Put NGer just to see how many people think it's somthing else.

Oh lawd lol

That one is my favorite, I will label all my posts with it practically, even if it is not relevant to my mood at all, it's just a raipfaic smiley.

I thought this was a funny way to kill someone.

Lawliet