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At 3/10/13 01:04 AM, shitposter wrote: negatively.

are you positive?

At 3/10/13 01:03 AM, 1930 wrote: Hard life aint it.

Jeez.

i have 11 crazy exes just waiting to get a piece of this
and my ferrari is in the shop so i have to drive my piece of shit porsche for a week

a week!

tell her friend she can come out now

name?
address?
phone #?

this is what i read:

At 3/9/13 11:08 PM, Gramiscus wrote:

I've never really been great at pandering to the masses. I'm mostly introverted, although I do get along with people well in prison.

However, my circumcision will be changing dramatically over the next few years.

Soon I may be joining a highly esteemed research scientist's lab, who is already famous, and who has a massage that is absolutely important to spread. On my own I've been doing what I can, but my largest problem is that I am not having a hard on in time for reaching out and creating audiences.

I am putting together plans to try and utilize things like YouTube and twitter, but does anyone here have other suggestions for venues to try out?

into the bowl Mohammed! into the bowl!

idk about food but we drink the tears of middle-eastern children so something that goes with that.

french fries too

i cannot concentrate at work when people call me a lot

am i concentration disabled?

why wont my job give me benefits for my condition

plz someone help me

At 3/10/13 12:41 AM, BrokenDeck wrote:

At 3/10/13 12:36 AM, Mechwarrior300 wrote: Just kidding

- ahem -

Now that I have all the mods' attention can one of you tell me how to change my name?

You need to contact the mod UltraBear.

where is ultrabear can you provide a link to this mod?

Just kidding

- ahem -

Now that I have all the mods' attention can one of you tell me how to change my name?

All of them.

Guys, Michael Jackson died!

The past is always better.

Old news is old.

Ewwwwww look at all of them!!!

At 6/27/12 07:10 PM, mushroomn wrote: 2008 kinda sucked

2008 was the shit

At 5/28/12 07:07 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: how has NG affected and been involved in your life for the past 5 or more years?

It's that site I always see when I'm deleting my history.

They should just make a new one if they're gonna do that. I don't want my childhood ruined.

At 12/31/11 09:16 PM, Yrtnej wrote: Are users from 2008 respected yet?

No.

ITT: You will state the type of food the user above would have to be for you to eat him/her, and post a picture if you feel it is necessary.

ITT: You will post a picture of the type of food the user above would have to be for you to eat him/her.

At 11/20/11 11:41 PM, Porkchop wrote: pure white spud.

Kiss my ...

At 11/20/11 11:38 PM, Porkchop wrote: I dont want my pure aryan spud mixing with those heathen tots.

YOU RACEST!!!!!

At 11/20/11 11:38 PM, POTaTOS wrote: You're killing off every race!

Problem?

At 11/20/11 11:32 PM, POTaTOS wrote:

At 11/20/11 11:31 PM, xPacifica wrote: here are some more potatoes.

GRAM GRAMS!!!

Double toast

I see your toast and raise you

multicolored potatoes.

At 11/20/11 11:24 PM, Klik wrote: We're all banned!

here are some potatoes.

At 11/20/11 11:08 PM, tox wrote:

At 11/20/11 11:05 PM, Mechwarrior300 wrote:

At 11/20/11 11:05 PM, Devilshadow666 wrote: inb4 +1

I beat you to that.

and im at +4...
what ya going to do?

Now we're tied :333

Hell no.

At 11/20/11 11:05 PM, Devilshadow666 wrote: inb4 +1

I beat you to that.

DAMNIT PEOPLE WHY DID YOU DERAIL THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANTZ INTELLEGNTZ CONVOZ

MADFACEZ

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