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At 4/29/13 01:47 AM, Gagsy wrote: Looking at his profile he's apparently 24

i thought he was 14
has it been 10 years already?

Never heard of it

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1335105

At 3/11/13 10:39 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: What the Hell is going on here?!

dont panic everything will be ok

Good evening.

Recently, we received word from an anonymous NG civilian that several of you have been engaging in illegal activities concerning the mishandling and/or consumption of hazardous materials. Make no mistake; our intelligence team is working around the clock to ensure the perpetrators are caught, prosecuted, and violently incarcerated under the Cleansing Act (Article III section 12-3). For those unaware of the materials prohibited under this statute, they include:

- Squeaky toys
- Articles of clothing (eg. socks)
- Jewelry
- Rubber bands
- Miniature figurines and dolls
- Lawn gnomes
- Stationery
- Candle wax
- Telephone cords
- Any other item or accessory that is presently or was previously in the possession of a human child.

For a full list of items banned under the Cleansing Act, visit our website at: www.ChildDetectionAgency.gov
If you have any information regarding contraband and smuggled materials including personnel and items, contact us immediately at our toll-free number: 1-800-2445-3338(328466). Alternatively, you may post your observations to our bulletin board system located here: Link.

Your information probably will remain anonymous. Thank you for your co-operation.

This concludes the Child Detection Agency's public service announcement.

At 3/10/13 03:24 PM, GrizzlyOne wrote: you are out of their demographic.

the mildly-intelligent?

At 3/10/13 09:22 AM, saqwert wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_anus

deceiver!

would you like me to give you a map to the fountain of youth?

At 3/10/13 07:04 PM, T3XT wrote: Don't worry, I'm trained with situations like these from handling flame wars on a daily basis.

I'm a professional.

are you a firefighter? we need firefighters or we will all perish

At 3/10/13 02:26 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: Hasn't this place always been on fire? :P

moses, you have brought this doom upon us all tell your god to spare us!

the buckets are doing nothing and the fire is spreading!!! we may need a group of elephants instead

hurry fellow NGers this is not how i wanted to die!!!!

At 3/10/13 02:10 PM, Sensationalism wrote: And you wanted to marry her?

i too think the schizophrenic are unlovable! down with people in need!!

At 3/10/13 10:23 AM, Dawcio510 wrote: I listen to UKFDubstep, he have good songs

-.-

At 3/10/13 01:40 PM, zag wrote: And I still don't care about your opinions.

i enjoyed reading your paragraph justifying how you are beta

At 3/10/13 01:43 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote:

At 3/10/13 01:34 PM, Seasons wrote: So, then, you do care about your appearance.

Because sarcasm is hard.

only girls are sarcastic about their appearance you silly girl

stop panicking!! does anyone have a map to the nearest lake and also we need buckets stat

so many girls holy hell

someone hacked my old account named Pimp.

deceiver!

if someone has sex with my dead body against my permission am i still a rape victim?

- attention -

A fire has broken out somewhere on the website!!! whatever you do... DO NOT panic!!!!!

everyone please do as we rehearsed

and make sure to have your fire buddy with you at all times

no its true you can become a mod by applying to newgrounds. requirements include

extensive freetime on a daily basis including weekends
special talents such as pretending to be helpful and lack of gag reflex
an income source limited to filling out online surveys

At 3/10/13 03:15 AM, GhostWriterNext wrote: Newgrounds should do a kickstarter/indiegogo to improve its site.

i agree. down with Tom! down with the system!

i wish my parents let me choose my gender too. imagine how much time could be saved standing up to pee.

At 3/10/13 03:00 AM, Ceratisa wrote:

At 3/9/13 04:01 PM, BrockManson wrote: Seriously, do you actually put anything into society? I really hope you're a troll.

I do. I contribute to society with my art, most notably the music my band makes. As for the second, no I'm not.

So basically you contribute nothing at all..

without science we wouldnt have nuclear bombs

art gave us Michelangelo

creative people - 1
dumb scientists who killed millions of people - 0

At 3/10/13 01:24 AM, shitposter wrote:

At 3/10/13 01:18 AM, Mechwarrior300 wrote: i would have dumped you too

asshole. you just hate real love

our babies would have hep a and crabs. think of the children!

At 3/9/13 06:36 PM, Travis wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgg1WUJhUc4

fucking lol r2d2 has seizure.

At 3/10/13 01:14 AM, shitposter wrote:

At 3/10/13 01:06 AM, Mechwarrior300 wrote:

At 3/10/13 01:04 AM, shitposter wrote: negatively.

are you positive?

only hepatitis a

i would have dumped you too

You may ask yourself... how do I work this? you may ask yourself... where is that large automobile?

You may tell yourself... this is not my beautiful house.

You may tell yourself... this is not my beautiful wife!!!

#shrooms