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143 Forum Posts by "Mecha-Bear"

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Response to: You're on an island with a cow... Posted September 27th, 2009 in General

If it is female, I would eat the vegetation and drink its milk. I would teach the cow how to swim, and we would go home and live happily ever after.

If it is male, I would use the tree to beat the cow to death, then use it for firewood. After I ate the meat of the cow, I would use the skin on the fire to signal a chopper to pick me up.

Response to: Video Ads On Ng? Fuuuuu- Posted September 27th, 2009 in General

People still don't use adblocker?

Response to: I have a challenge for you NG. Posted September 26th, 2009 in General

I made it to Apocolyptic Mode.

I want to die.

Response to: Yay Finally 18!! Posted September 26th, 2009 in General

Congrats, now go to a strip club.

Response to: Out of the blue Spider question, Posted September 24th, 2009 in General
At 9/23/09 09:08 PM, 142201 wrote: Wait... I still don't understand why you want something that will kill you slowly and painfully.

By your logic, all men should leave their girlfriends or wives.

Response to: Women: just plain lazy? Posted September 22nd, 2009 in General

I've seen some pretty good youtube videos made by girls.

Response to: Your Wife Gets Raped By Aliens Posted August 3rd, 2009 in General

Raise the alien children as my own, and in the future, they would help me take over the world.

Response to: Dog Got Hit Posted July 25th, 2009 in General

Cool. Im glad its OK-ish.

Response to: $300 phone fucking bit it tonight Posted July 25th, 2009 in General

I thought this would be about phone sex. I am disappoint.

Response to: Teen confesses to roasting kitten Posted July 25th, 2009 in General

I honestly would beat the shit out of her. If I didn't have the time to torture her slowly, I would just nail her to a wall, cut her open, and put a sign on her that says "JUSTICE!"

Response to: i got shot... Posted July 24th, 2009 in General

...Yay for megatron!?

Response to: yay my life is better again Posted July 23rd, 2009 in General
At 7/23/09 04:17 PM, RocketBean wrote:
At 7/23/09 04:13 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Why don't you just post it in the other thread?
It was locked by a Mod.

I would like to give that mod a cookie, then.

Response to: What If You Could Eat Newgrounds? Posted July 23rd, 2009 in General

It would taste acidic, disgusting, and rancid at the same time. With a hint of cock in it.

After I ate it, I probably puke up my intestins slowly, over the course of 24 hours until I finally died.

Response to: War Machine Airsoft Steals Ng Tank! Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

I'll man the robot dinosaur.

War Machine Airsoft Steals Ng Tank!

Response to: Dirty shit you do without realising Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

I rub my crotch, talk to myself, and say random lines I hear from the internet sometimes.

Response to: When you see someone you know... Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

I kick them in the balls.

Response to: Controversial garden gnome Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

I would buy a pyramid head garden gnome.

Response to: Subway Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

I usually get a meatball sandvich, light on the sauce, parmesan cheese in addition to white american cheese, and lightly toasted.

Response to: I'm posting from a barber shop Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

Im posting from a cave.

Response to: most fucked up news story ever. Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

THEYbring shame to their family not only for "not wanting her because she was fucking RAPED," but for not teaching their daughter to not talk to strangers and not to accept candy from ramdom people on the street, ect.

Fucking idiots.

Response to: I helped a victim Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

LOL WUT?

Response to: if you had to fight.. Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

I would use mah mecha-bear LAZAAAH BEAMS!!!

Response to: ___ On My Nuts!!! Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

All.

Do it.

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