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At 1/12/10 04:01 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:

this thread

Elfen Lied and Death note

>:|

Seriously. Blood tits and loli fanservice, and ridiculously convulved plots. Is this the best everyone can think of? Seriously?

I don't understand why so many people think Elfen Lied was only blood and tits. It showed how disgusting the human race can be, and if there was a new sentient race, how we would react to it and how we would treat them.

Chuck Norris is an old, christian, homophobic fart that needs to just go away from the internet.

If I had 3 wishes, one of them would be for Chuck Norris to come to my door and try to kill me with his fists. I would then proceed to kick the shit out of him, while a friend tapes it. It would then be posted on the internet.

I despise the human race. While we can be incredibly kind, we can be incredibly evil. A dog or a cat won't kidnap a girl, beat the shit out of her, rape her, shove a firecracker up her anus, and cover up her cuts and bruises to fool their parents into thinking she is one of their girlfriends. And then when the parents find out, they don't even say anything.

No animal can even conceive the concept of good or evil, so they will never have a bad thought in their head. Also, animals are cute. A fluffy, white kitten makes most people go "d'awwwwwwwww" more than a baby human. Because of these reasons, I am affected more by an animal's death than a random human's death.

FUCK YO WARMTH!

Seriously though, I agree. I love the cold.

At 1/12/10 12:07 PM, ratchet103 wrote:

At 1/12/10 12:04 PM, shabbo wrote:

At 1/12/10 12:03 PM, ratchet103 wrote: Why is amazing bad?

asked due thread title

anyway, say hi to the marine woodlouse.

Dude that can't be real!

Right?

Be afraid, be very afraid!

*dramatic music*

It's kind of cute, in a weird sort of way.

Also, Dragon Ball Z is not "the shit" Apparently boring stare-offs, overly long transformation sequences, and many other things is "the shit" to you.

At 1/12/10 02:47 AM, Wesleyiam wrote:

At 1/12/10 02:45 AM, Mecha-Bear wrote: If you are talking about ALL anime, please watch this and tell me this is honestly meant for children.

lmfao, elfen lied.

you're not deep, elfen lied sucks, etc

I never said I was deep, dickhead.

I bet you are the guy that everyone hates and avoids because you read so much into things.

I didn't even say I LIKED Elfen Lied, I was just using it as an example. Seriously, brah. Shut up.

If you are talking about ALL anime, please watch this and tell me this is honestly meant for children.

I can't decide. Seriously, there are so many fantastic cookies. I really like the golden oreos, peanut butter cookies, frosted sugar cookies which I have a family recipe for....Goddamn it.

I usually always pick Medium Well.

At 1/1/10 01:01 AM, shadowgronds wrote: French toast

Not only is this relevant to this thread, it is VERY relevant to this post.

At 1/9/10 07:14 PM, PHL-Himself wrote: everybody watches porn

if you can't beat them, join them

(but that would be the most awkward thing to do)

Not everyone watches porn. My mother was a Christian bitch who would probably ruin my life if she found me watching porn.

Colorado Springs? That's like...only 45 miles from here.

I honestly really do hope that there is an after-life. Possibly one that doesn't depend on your faith, but if you truly are a good person.

Personally, my "Heaven" would be full of beer, video games, and titties.

Charmander, as long as he would evolve later in his life. If not, Charizard.

Also, Mewtwo would be my second choice, because I would actually have someone to have an intelligent conversation with.

I took the time to login just to say I was sorry for your loss. I love rabbits, I actually had three of them.

As said before, your rabbit died like a warrior. Be proud of the little guy. To get over your loss, go and fight a bear with your fists.

Also, if you get another rabbit, name him Dylan the Second, and possibly dress him up in bunny-sized gladiator gear, and teach him how to use a sword.

At 12/22/09 04:44 PM, KurtWilder2027 wrote: Thats a total downer. I'd be pissed if my knife broke.

NICE.

What knife is that, if you don't mind me asking?

I feel so left out. My parents never told me that Santa existed.

Come to think of it, I would of rather been deceived by thinking that a fat guy that flies across the world giving you gifts was real, than my mother talking about a god that sends gay people to a place where they burn for all eternity, that somehow loves us all but will still do horrible things to people, ect.

Where the fuck is Vampirekillerism.

At 12/5/09 10:15 PM, LolHi wrote: I would dream lucidly.

It would flippin rock.

I have to admit, if you have full, total lucid dreams every night, it would be awesome. You could pretty much live in your own world and be a super hero by night, and be a normal human by day. And it would feel like you never need sleep.

Though I would probably pick being able to print legit money for myself so I could be a billionaire during the day.

If I couldn't put the fire out, I would grab my animals.

I love them more than anything.

Happy Birthday, good sir.

I wish you good tidings and cheer.

I am going to have to go with good old Iron Maiden.

My profile is worth $86

Cool, so it sounds like Windows 7 is pretty good?

At 11/28/09 03:37 PM, chowderbalboa wrote:

At 11/28/09 03:33 PM, Mecha-Bear wrote:

At 11/28/09 03:22 PM, chowderbalboa wrote:

At 11/28/09 03:15 PM, Mecha-Bear wrote:

That's a nice graphics card. Where'd ya buy it?

A site called Cyberpower. I was originally going to buy a barebones kit and build my own computer, but when I saw such a good pre-built computer for that price, I had to buy it.

At 11/28/09 03:22 PM, chowderbalboa wrote:

At 11/28/09 03:15 PM, Mecha-Bear wrote: I just ordered a new Gaming PC yesterday. I can't wait for it to get here.

AlienWare?

No, I don't have the money for that shit. My computer was around $950 including shipping and handling.

Specs:
Intel Core i5-750 2.55 GHz
4GB Memory
NVIDIA GeForce GTS 250 1GB

There are of course, many other details, but those are the important ones.

I just ordered a new Gaming PC yesterday. I can't wait for it to get here.

He would do a US President in the ass.

At 11/24/09 10:34 PM, Thegluestickman wrote:

At 11/24/09 03:53 PM, Interimo wrote:

At 11/24/09 03:44 PM, Ptcfast wrote: I would have killed Hitler with a Hadouken to the balls.

Hitler only had one testicle, dummy.

Hitler had two like any other person.

He actually only had one nut. A polish field medic recently came out and said that he found out that Hitler only had one nut while he was treating him.