Vampires don't care about you! THEY WILL RAPE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!

Wooooooooooooooooooo! Yeah! OW!

At 11/22/09 09:07 PM, Robotchk12 wrote: Well, it's just that there are 4 SI that can pin a survivor, and they usually spawn at the same time.
If they don't all spawn, someone is usually a Spitter or Boomer who can easily incapacitate the last person who isn't pinned/down.
And a Jockey, which is about 3-1/2 feet tall, almost has more health than a Charger, which is 7 feet tall and covered with armor.

Jockey is 350, right?
Charger is 600, right?

How is that "almost more health than the Charger"?

I refuse to blame anyone for their own success. People who think EA, Activision, Walmart, anything, should blame the chumps who support them instead.

DOOM > Serious Sam > Everything else

1) Oracle of Ages: It's a goddamn shame most people don't even know what it is.
2) Majora's Mask: I love it for the reasons why most people hate it. Perfect example of how to make an exceptionally good sequal to an exceptionally good game.
3) Ocarina of Time: Any Zelda game like this one can be anyone's favorite. Depends entirely on which one they play first. This was my first.

There is a way of saying it that means it on a superficial level, then there is a way of saying it on a much more serious level. Unless someone doesn't know the difference, why get so butthurt about it?

Do the blue and yellow Toads have names or are they just there to fill in the gap anonymously?

Homosexual relations = ANXIOUS HALO MOLESTER

-.-

Zelda has the same problem as most of Nintendo's franchises: they no longer have any room to grow. It used to be that every new generation introduced vastly-upgraded features. The first game was an epic adventure, LttP expanded everything about its predecessor, OoT jumped to 3D, etc.

Now that videogame technology is nearly perfected, there is no other option than to repeat itself or add gimmicks to make it any different.

Like an egg fetus, Zelda has eaten up all of the yolk. What's next?

I can't tell, is this a sardonic parody of actual misanthropists, or are you just strung up at the moment?

Test says I am a "Left-leaning freedom lover, aka 'Moderate Libertarian'", although I knew this before taking it.

This means that I want significantly less government envolvement in personal activity and slightly less government envolvement in the economy. Don't mistake me for a tree-hugging douche, though.

It's not THE funniest thing, but it's worth throwing in there.

The 24-hour rule is in effect because even though it's your birthday, you might not be EXACTLY 18. If you were born at 11:40 a.m. and you try to buy a cigar at 10:00 a.m., the store can STILL get in legal trouble for selling it to someone who is technically under 18.

One full day garuntees the store will be free from liability.

Religious people surrendur their logic to blind faith. There is no explaination, just acceptance.
That's why religious people are mental degenerates.

Being 13 sucks because you get no privilages.

Being 16 and 17 sucks because you get few privilages and some responsibilities.

Being 18, 19, and 20 sucks because you can't drink or gamble, and you are flooded with fully-adult responsibilities.

Being 21 sucks because the rest of your life gets truely challenging.

Long story short, regardless of what age you are, you'll be miserable.

Girls are attracted to their intellectual equals.

Morons want morons, wise ones want wise ones.

The enterance of the Rock Creek Caverns is by the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, between the Washington Momument and the Lincoln Memorial.

It's got some decent loot, including Quantums, skill books, Chinese Assault Rifles, rare ammo, and a few other things, as well as stuff that sells for great prices. Don't expect anything as good as the Anchorage Memorial or Underworld though.

Next time, you should dye it hot pink. That is the only way you can look any gayer.

Oh, wait, nevermind, black is gayer than pink...

Earthbound, Super Mario RPG, and Chrono Trigger.

...and I don't even have a SNES.

The first movie was mildly entertaining, but not as reputable as it should've been.
The second movie was a pitiful orgy of violence, explosions, and Foxx shaking her ass.
The third movie... pfft.

Women fucking HATE IT when you do this to them! They will find you disgusting, shameful, and chauvinistic, slap you, spit on you, dump you, file restraining orders against you, and carry a knife with them in case you try to talk or apologise later. Don't you EVER get an erection around your girlfriend, you sleezebag!

Contibuting lack of cleverness.

Like flesh and bodily cavity.

Anw questions?

Well, you should...

Oh!

<3

"Valve is incredibly selfish and greedy for making us spend money on their products."

lol @ irony

This explains everything.

The average hamburger from Burger King contains more weight in cow feces than in sesame seeds.

Sega: "So, according to our fan surveys, 93.6% of people want a new 2D-Sonic game. So, we decided to listed to said pleas, and you can all take comfort that we have begun developing a new 2D-Sonic game that will be broken up in increments of 3D, beat-em-up action.

It's what the fans want."

Whichever one has the biggest boobs and finest ass.

Clearly I have room to be picky.

After noticing my melancholy reaction after the video finished playing, I've realized just how much the internet has desensitized me; especially how I came close to chuckling at the karma of arrogance and stupidity.

That said, holy shit, I've never need anything quite like that - a living person whose face, nay, entire head, was split down the middle, peeling like a banana, bone and all.

10/10