At 11/19/09 08:19 AM, WeirdJamFace wrote: Umm...what happens if I don't do what you say?

Also, what if you're a woman?

If you don't do what I say you end up worthless, and if you're a woman you simply subsitute the word man with the word woman.

The last person I know who died died alone. It was my grandfather, and that might not sound like a big suprise but it would if you knew how many people I've known who've died. My family spent alot of fucking time with him on his death bed in hospice, and somehow he ended up catching a half hour window where he was alone to die. So our figuring was he chose to die alone. And I guess I forgot my point.

Because my day started a long fucking time ago.

This thread isn't for the Mods, or the Me-Patches or the Sensationalisms or the Stems or the The Faces or even the Mariomusicmakers. This thread is for the disenfranchised youth who don't get what they deserve yet. This thread is for the kids who want it but don't get it. This thread is for hungry newgrounders, the kids who are going to make a mark on the world but not for a few more years.

I'm a dirty lush, I'm a waste of potential, but you don't have to be.

Fight for it. Fight hard. Every time someone talks down to you kick him in the teeth. Every second that you feel like you might be wasting get off your ass and do something with it. Study hard, party hard, fuck hard, don't do anything soft. Be a man, but be a new kind of man. Usher in a new way, bring death to an old way and a birth to a new beginning every day. Don't just think it do it.

And fuck everyone else.

I heard that Shepperd Smith was a homosexual, than I looked at him for a second and wondered how I hadn't already noticed it myself.

I have two very distinct morning routines these days.

When I get up in the morning I get up and am fairly useless for an indeterminate amount of time based on a fluxuating ratio between sleep the night before and the morning regiment of coffee intake. I usually spend this time answering all questions in monosyllabic grunts while sleeping with a lit cigarrett in my mouth in the cab of a pickup truck.

When I get up in the afternoon I usually drink a shitload of water and then shmoke some bowls until it's time to get back on it.

At 11/12/09 09:54 PM, kidd25 wrote: buy fake arms and legs they have been made you know.

Yeah, people in wheelchairs just haven't figured that out yet.

I would try to channel my pain and frustration into theoretical physics.

Once when I was a kid their was a homeless looking man on the bus near me, and he was talking into his jacket and shit, so I was staring at him. He seen I was looking at him and he asked me if I wanted to see what was in his jacket, and get this - It was a pink rabbit. He said it's name was Kool Aid, and that he had dyed it in Kool Aid.

Chew away at the inside of your cheeks with your molars.

At 11/12/09 08:27 PM, igott wrote: Some of it. But Mondays and Thursdays kick ass.

I bet one day 5 to 10 years from now they do a Twilight show.

At 11/12/09 08:21 PM, puddinN64 wrote: Grab yourselves whatever you want, but I've got dibs on the chicken nuggets.

You can have your nuggets, I see a couple of bottle racks that look way better.

I don't even like Christmas or Thanksgiving. I wish there was just two Halloweens and two New Years Eves instead.

At 11/12/09 08:02 PM, EpicsplosionMedia wrote: Lie to Me? more like Lie to FUCK!! DAMN IT!! House? more like HORSE TESTACLES!! The Sarah Connor Chronicles. WHAT IN FUCKING SHIT WAS THAT ASS? If you feel me, please reply.

Oh My God! He's totaly right.

At 11/12/09 03:02 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: You can't be perfect. Thus your argument looses.

Right you are sir.

I now know my purpose in life.

Somebody probably just felt like giving you some shit because their job sucks or something.

My friends who play guitar usually argue for Buckethead, Steve Vai, or Joe Satriani. I always point out that every guitarist I've ever met has at least half of Metallica's catalog memorized, so their vast influence on guitar rock in my opinion must count for something.
Which would count for Hetfield not Hammet by the way because he writes it all.

At 11/12/09 02:45 AM, truegamer1 wrote: Do what that guy did in fight club and shoot yourself,the voices will leave once the smoke clears.
...oh and you have to shoot yourself in the head so it can work.

Thats funny as shit, I never got that part. How does shooting yourself in the cheek cure schizophrenia?

That guy probably killed a shitload of Nazis to protect your rights you little bastard.

I'm gonna try to get inside their heads for a second, excuse me if I offend.
They probably have segregated proms because kids are always having sex with one another at proms and they don't want white people and black people having sex with one another because when you mix chocolate and vanilla ice cream it usually looks and tastes more like chocolate right? Perhaps an evolutionary defense mechanism?

You sure talk about this girl alot.

At 11/12/09 12:44 AM, Fifty-50 wrote: That's what you get if you get to cuddly with the animals.

Just look at Steve Irwin and The Grizzly Man. Is Wildboyz cancelled yet or do we still have another two coming?

At 11/12/09 01:29 AM, Canas wrote: Hey everybody, getta loada this guy

It was a knee jerk reaction. I couldn't help myself.

Long after we're all gone I bet they cure ageing, and some people start living incredible lifespans, and they look back at us and with mixed emotions of superiority and pity.

At 11/11/09 03:58 AM, Wuggawoot wrote: I'M BUYING A GOD DAMN CASE.

I don't know man. If you put that many up your butt at once you might seriously hurt yourself.

At 11/11/09 03:20 AM, robin1232 wrote: OP is dead now?

Chuck got him?

At 11/11/09 03:13 AM, Gagsy wrote: Drugs are wonderful aren't they?

Thats a low blow titties.

At 11/11/09 03:05 AM, Wuggawoot wrote: Guess why I want to know what they're called?

Ahhh so you do put them in your butt after all.

At 11/10/09 08:57 PM, OfficeMan wrote: Pikachu
Westly Snipes
Brock Samson
Samuel L Jackson
Red Foreman
The Beatles
Alec Baldwin
Gene Shalit
Ronnie Coleman
Harry Potter
Tommy Vercetti
Ash ketchum
Lil Kim

It feels bad to see the Beatles listed with such a sorry lot.

At 11/11/09 02:48 AM, Gagsy wrote: No, you couldn't figure it out because it's a question without an answer. You can try, and you can dream about it but on some level you're right - A fully conscious level can't maintain the answer because it's impossible. Even if there was a right answer we humans would never be able to know it. We're just people on a tiny earth in a vast universe. We'll never know, but waste years searching.

I saw it man, I saw and I knew. It was like a unified theory. It was a glimmer of nirvana, the alpha and the omega, the fucking truth man. And anyone can see it if they know how to look, and we all already know it anyway.