At 3/28/08 05:14 PM, Biscuit-Boy wrote: Jungle Fever- have a friend wait in a closet wearing a gorilla costume. Half way through fucking your friend will come out and beat the shit out of the chick. Continue.

Dude... My God. I just laughed so hard I cried.

I've never really taken the time to notice... But now I definately shall as she is incredible.

I can think of many but the one show I would seriously take down the world to cancel is Life of Ryan.
Man I watched half of one episode of that shit and all he does is bitch. "Oh no I'm 18 and I can't buy the mansion I want" or "O.M.G. My Dad and his girlfriend just broke up and I totally know it is all to do with me".

Yeah it must be tough. Skateboarding for a living and 'having' the whole fucking world revolve around you you pathetic little shit. Go die.

:D

McLovin.

At 3/24/08 09:28 AM, Namir wrote:

At 3/24/08 09:19 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: There's a lot of people in this thread who think that losing their virginity is of utmost importance. It isn't. I never really gave a fuck when I lost it, as long as it felt 'right' at the time, which it did. Yeah, sex is great, but there's more to life than getting into bed with someone as early as possible.

I agree. If you do it early, before you're emotionally ready, the sex would have been like masturbating almost. Would have felt good but no feeling would have gone in it and that's not what sex is for....it's supposed to be passionate on every level. Losing it early isn't the best thing to do unless you're confident you're with the right person. then again...how would people who have never felt actual love and attraction differenciate between it's presence and it's absence?

I also agree. I lost mine when I was 15... And I don't regret it.... But I look back and I wasn't 'Inlove', I was... I guess... 'Inlust' if you will. Losing your virginity young to someone you don't truely feel for is nothing compared to making love to someone you are truely 'Inlove' with.

And that's my 2 cents.

I'm extremely calm because I've come to terms with the fact that when the going gets tough... Fuck it. Walk away and leave it. If someone makes problems for you or work is to tough and it all stacks up? Then drop it all and go have a beer. The main thing is not to feel bad about it afterwards though. Because then you worry and with that comes guilt and you are all stressed again.

But I do lose it if I don't have a cigarette for like 2 days.

Head and Shoulders. If I'm going to get eaten alive... I want shiny, dandruff free hair.

But then again... I probably wouldn't be concerned if there were zombies.

TIMESHIFT!!!!!! *Shoots self*

At 3/9/08 07:24 PM, DJ-Demolic wrote: Definitely reserving it when I get the chance to.

I wen't and got UT3 yesterday and asked the dude at Game about it. Now Game isn't as well known as EB... And this particular store got 60 pre-orders for the PS3 Special edition and about 130 pre-orders for the XB360 Special edition. They said they have so many pre-orders on the normal edition for both platforms that there we be no extras. So basically If I don't pre-order I dont get it.

I don't even want to see what EB's list looks like...

Antonio "Tony" Montana. Hands down.

Ultimate mother-fuckin' badass, Doesn't give a fuck. It's like hell's yeah I'll just roll on through, Kill this guy who hired me, Take his wife. Kill some other mega-high-up drug-lord guys... Who cares? Then I'll snort a table full of cocaine and start blowin' dudes up in my own house.

Pure Awesomeness.

74% Schwoot.

At 3/8/08 05:07 PM, analbaby wrote: i live in Qld australia must b a mass recruitment drive or something

I also live in QLD, Aus. But I've had none of them come around here. Thank God. But I swear I seen a bunch of them driving around... Aren't they supposed to just walk?

At 3/8/08 05:10 AM, RageVI wrote:

At 3/8/08 05:07 AM, MDooks wrote: You can't afford that new Xbox game? Learning Algebra is too hard?

This says a lot more about you than it does about him, you know.

Tooshae. But atleast I'm not depressed about it. My alcoholism makes it so I don't have to think! :D

That kind of pisses me off. Like what's there to be so depressed about YOU'RE 13!??! You can't afford that new Xbox game? Learning Algebra is too hard?

If life is depressing for these kids when they are 13 then I can't wait to see them when they are like 18 - 25. When they discover women and heavy heavy drinking that makes you lose your job and said woman. Etc etc. I whole heartedly agree. Kids these days are very much pussies.

Just take out your cock and chase him around with it out. If that fails then pack your underwear with peanut butter and when he comes around to pick on you just be like 'Wait wait wait' and throw your hand down there and pull out a massive gob of peanut butter and smack him in the face with it... I think I heard something like that on that Training Day movie.

Get your mum drunk.. Just keep irishin' up her coffee. Then she will let you go out.

Fuck MySpace in its stupid ass.

That sound when you fuck up on The Price is Right.

Lemonade.

Cheddar or Swiss.

Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3. Re-done with Call of Duty 4 like graphics.

At 3/8/08 12:10 AM, americanidiot2f wrote:

At 3/8/08 12:06 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: This..can't be..happening.. habbo ads..on newgrounds..

Don't complain yet, complain only when we start seeing myspace ads.

Tooshae.

At 3/8/08 12:09 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote:

At 3/8/08 12:01 AM, MDooks wrote: Oh and PS3 or Xbox360... In all seriousness.

You're just asking for trouble.

I Apologise. To each his own.

And dude, Seriously. GTA IV.
I'm just sick of Rockstar saying their games will be out fucking 26 years before they actually do come out.

At 3/8/08 12:06 AM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Assassin's Creed 2 for me.

See I didn't enjoy Assassin's Creed as much as I thought I would have. Bought it, Stoked. Played it, Less stoked. Finished it, Not at all stoked. Why? Nothing to do afterwards... And no online gameplay. : (

Acid is one hell of a drug.

I just want to know what everyone is waiting for this year. I'm only new on this so if this has already been a post don't rip on me too hard. Oh and PS3 or Xbox360... In all seriousness.

Most anticipated game for me personally? GTA IV.

Wow that's strange. Dude if all your art is like that... Get them tattooed.. Like make a sleeve out of them all. You'll be the most original guy in town. That's awesome.

To be an Emo: You just need to not conform. Yes that's right, Just dress the same as they do and listen to the same music.

I agree with the 'Scene Whores' comment. I'm different? I have a messenger bag? I have black frame glasses? I guess the only difference is I wear brown and grey and listen to The Shins. But as I said in a previous thread... All music is written with emotion... So I guess that makes all of us Emo. As we are all different are we not?

I love people who join a website... Like take the time to do it and then just BAM flame someone or something and it makes them feel good on the inside. Like this Playstation fan who made a gamertag on the xbox forums just to rip on xbox gamers. He made a good point considering Playstation 3 rapes Xbox 360. But still... These people need lives.

Matthew Reilly - Contest.

I got this alarm clock from Ikea that lets you record an alarm. So I wake up to a drunk recording of my friend yelling at the alarm clock.