A few years ago I was masturbating at 11 o'clock at night while everyone was asleep.
Watching the television X freeview. Suddenly a strange sensation overwhelmed me. I should have tried to stop it but I didnt know what was happening and I shot a stream of fluid all over my TV. Tired, I set my alarm to 5 o clock so I could clean it up and fell asleep. I didnt wake up till 10, and when I did, my mother greeted me with an awkward 'Morning big boy!', the 'jizz' was gone and she was cleaning my room. :(

At 4/22/09 11:04 PM, Sovalkov wrote:

At 4/22/09 11:03 PM, Melkarid wrote: Hahaha, sucks to be you, in 5 more years I can drink.

Yay Canada.

That makes you what? Seven?

OH YES THE CANADIAN LEGAL AGE FOR DRINKING ALCOHOL IS TWELVE.
Its so great.

I won three horns, maybe I'll have luck with the fork.

Go through mine, 3 pages, some of them are abusive I think.

Sell it to Arthur Slugworth.

Try it out in Pop Up mode. If this doesn't work, update to a newer version of your flash player at this website: http://www.adobe.com/products/flashplaye r/

This is the airsoft gun I have (SM-6 Spring rifle), it's pretty cool and I got it cheap.
Its not exactly as it is in the picture, as most of mine is orange. I don't know where I can play though D:

My first post was;
''I AM, MCU LEADER OF SMALL ANIMALS THAT EAT POOP''
I wasn't trolling, just trying to be liked.

The main actor does say an awesome quote.. something like ''Who do you wanna fuck first, me or the knife?'' and even though it sounds sick, it just seemed a good quote.

Yep, BB Guns here shoot yellow plastic pellets.

At 8/20/08 10:59 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: I call my dick little me

My dick calls ME mini me.

I am, because I'm getting a new puppy soon, and I've got a lovely hamster already.

Hey guys, I have one question. In the UK, what we call ''BB Guns'', are they Airsoft guns, or less powerful?

Mischeivous Mickey

I just want to explain, it seems embarrasing but I had to change something to tolerate larger gaps which seems obvious, sorry for stupidity

Sorted, a mod could lock this or delete if they please.

I can't fill in my shapes unless i draw over them again all in one go, which leaves the shape looking untidy when I can fill it in.
What do i do to be able to fill in the shapes without this problem?

i'll take a meatball marinara from subway over those any day to be honest.

In our schools library, there is an alarm that goes off if some one walks out with a book they havent put on their card, so obviously, straight away everyone decides to put books in peoples bags while they arent looking to set the alarms off.

Yeah! It doesn't matter who it was with, she still cheated, no matter how 'hot' the woman is, all I know is she cheated on me. With a woman, man it still says to me I'm not good enough.

The Soul Men must be destroyed.

Go as your fursona ^_____^
Or not. Just buy cheap camo stuff and go as a SUPER SOLDIER. With stuff put up your sleeves to look like huge muscles.

At 8/1/08 07:12 AM, Wtfpwn wrote:

At 8/1/08 07:03 AM, Brick-top wrote:

At 8/1/08 07:00 AM, Wtfpwn wrote: i hit my dog when he doesn't listen. some times i feel bad about it, but most of the time, I don't. Hes a fucking douche bag, but I still love him.

I can unstand a slap or something every now and then but not full on punching and never kicking.

I mostly just spank him, or flick his nose, or grab his loose neck skin and squeeze it or something, I would never kick him. I've pushed him aside with my leg, but never struck him with my feet or legs.

Grabbing him on the back of his neck is the best thing to do because they see it as a bite in the way their mother would do to tell them to stop. Not as an aggressive bite.

David Bowie for Joker!

Well if it cures heart disease, why stop it?

I don't smoke marijuana, but there are far worse drugs. For instance, if alcohol and tobacco were to be discovered today and not all those years ago, it would be immediately made illegal and become a Class A drug.

I'm totally in favour of CONSENSUAL prostitution being legalized. It helps stop risks to the safety of the women, such as diseases, as these will be prevented by the fact they don't have to be secret, and the women can be tested regularly as the prostitutes won't have to struggle to do anything to hide their chosen profession from the law.

Yay lesbian nazis, call in Max Mosley and we got a party.

Thanks for all the advice guys, I think I'll do it!

At 8/3/08 07:58 PM, fahrenheit wrote: its generally when you do something wrong, like an improper tackle or lowering your head on contact. Just pay attention to what your coaches/teachers have to say and you should do fine.

So basically, do what I'm told, I'll be ok.

One thing guys. I'm totally deaf, and have a thing called a Cochlear Implant which means I hear like a normal person, but I dont want to break the part inside my head cos that would be fucked up for me,
so I just think its a bit hard to go for it with this so I'm not sure. Advice?

At 8/3/08 07:40 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: American Football is like the only conventional sport I like (and I've played on a team in just about every one; soccer, baseball, basketball etc...) and in my opinion, on of the best sports in the world.

It's incredibly fun, and the best thing about it is how complex it is. People who are used to other sports at first are kind of bewildered by how intensive a game of football is, but you learn to love it and get an eye for the varying tactics and techniques. I played football all throughout middle school and high school. 6th-12th grade and I still love it, though I haven't played for a few years. I definitely suggest you try it, I bet you'll love it unless you suck and/or are afraid of getting tackled.

I'm okay at rugby, not exceptional so I dont have big expectations for this. I'm not afraid of tackling unless someone is taking it too far and deliberately trying to injure me. But do you get injured alot by the way?