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God I don't even know if I got this right >.<

Introduction:

The internet is
the home of trolling troll dicks,
so it is a bridge.

Part 1: Rule 34

The hell is this shit?
Do people fap to this thing?
Psychos with boners!

Part 2: 4Chan

Now I mentioned shit.
Look out! /b/astardous /b/ullshit
Ahead in the leaves!

Part 3: Furries

For the love of Notch,
The hell are these damn furries?
Hobby or philia?

Part 4: Rick Rolls

Ah, fine tits at last.
But wait! OH NO! It is that
singing ginger guy!

Part 5: Newgrounds

Is this the haven
That will save me from terrors?
Not. (sorry, Tom Fulp.)

Part 6: DeviantArt

Oh my, is this a
Site of porn, or serious
art for once this time?

Part 7: DeviantArt 2

It seems to be art!
Oh wait, is that a furry?
Meh, don't give a dAmn.

The End:

"Japanese poems
Involving the webs, the hell?"
You must be thinking.

The End 2:

Well, to be honest,
Haters gonna hate, and I
Wish to end this quick:

The End Final (This better be it *shot*):

I need your good thoughts.
So please, respond to this without
the common "U mad?"

I just did this on the fly, out of boredom... and waiting for my Dad to finish whatever hes doing so we can watch Magnum Force.

At 9/30/11 06:23 PM, AngryBombshell wrote:

At 9/29/11 10:00 PM, Mckilla1 wrote: I keep my art in there. Screw the piss warm cans of Arizona drinks I have, they can stay in a crate.

Can't be good for the drying process. And, dammit, I love my Arizonas.

This is why you can't have nice things, OP.

If by "drying" you're implying I paint, I pencil draw.

Half & Halfs, Fruit Punch, Ice tea. Throw in coke (for special occasions) and an unlimited supply of pizza, and you can stay indoors until the the Leaning Tower of Pizza Boxes gets too high or the Arizona Can Mountain starts having avalanches.

At 9/29/11 11:28 PM, Malt-Shake wrote: My laptop is sitting on top of a pair of scissors so that the fan can actually blow out the hot air.

That should be a symbol of badass. "Laptop stands? Those are for pussies! I use a pair of scissors, that way I can hack the laptop if it fails me for the last time!"

At 9/29/11 11:26 PM, The-Great-One wrote: I use my bathroom as a study.

Shit'n'Study. You invented a new type of room! :D

At 9/29/11 10:27 PM, POTaTOS wrote:

At 9/29/11 10:22 PM, Mckilla1 wrote: I like how you directed that to my fridge.

Filing cabinet for games? If you have OCD and you Alphabetize or sort them by system then this would blow my mind.

Well fuck you to.

I've seen the whole "TV on chair" thing. So I'm not surprised

I like how you directed that to my fridge.

Filing cabinet for games? If you have OCD and you Alphabetize or sort them by system then this would blow my mind.

These aren't shock sites... this is porn...

...also, 4Chan should be considered a shock site. Specifically /b/. They're like Willy Wonka: "WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT?"

Excuse while I go hold a shot glass of peroxide to my eyes so I can unsee.

Opinion: ...I'm all out.

Question: What? %u2202_%u2202

What a lovely topic, and everyone is raging at each other.

It's hard to answer this... Since I think acoustic and electric are equal in their own ways, and I don't care if it's real or synthesized, It's still music.

So you have some article of furnishing in your house that's meant for one thing, but you use it for something it isn't meant for. Somehow, it works well for you, but when you think about you have to wonder "Now why the hell did I do that?" So what is it? Seriously, what is it?

Oh, and I use a fridge as a filing cabinet. I keep my art in there. Screw the piss warm cans of Arizona drinks I have, they can stay in a crate.

Gee, I'm GLAD I'm surrounded by trees that fall over in a 10 mph wind.

I played it and I got a thousand year lag. Old computers x-x

At 3/4/11 04:05 PM, Deathrayne123 wrote: WHAT IS HENTAI?????

Anime porn. Tentacle monsters. Everything you love. xD

At 8/3/09 12:28 PM, zombiemaster69 wrote: i've seen that before but it was baby bear instead of the deer.

Let's hope it's mother didn't find the house O_OU

At 8/2/09 05:52 PM, Samen wrote:

At 8/2/09 05:49 PM, pauly-walnuts wrote: Dog + deer = door

It all makes sense now!

No, it equals "Doer"

Actually it's Homer Simpson.

At 8/3/09 12:27 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: I've heard that happen at least 30 times on the news.

You have? Then SHUT THE FUCK UP FAT MAN, THIS AIN'T NONE OF GOD DAMN BUISNESS.
Seriously, you don't need to post if you've heard.

At 8/3/09 11:41 AM, Mckilla1 wrote: What he blieves is that while his dog was outside, this deer saw it and followed it back inside (for what reason, idk)

Why the hell am i spamming? I can't edit the posts i already made. Well anyway. Everyday there are these deer that come through our backyard (turkeys, too. Our yard is like Nat Geo or animal planet) and one day my sister came upstairs yelling "OMG, there's a deer the size of Kai outside!" Kai is aour biggest cat (we had 7 or 8 cats then, we now have seven) laterer...ish. we heard a sound coming from outside and IT WAS THE DEER. We took a video of it and posted it on a part of our site, but i forgot the url :( but now we see lots of little deer cause they all love my mom. Seriously she's cat and deer lady XD

What he blieves is that while his dog was outside, this deer saw it and followed it back inside (for what reason, idk)

At 8/2/09 05:49 PM, pauly-walnuts wrote: Dog + deer = door

It all makes sense now!

WOW IT REALLY DOES :D

This hit the 6 'o clock new recently. I'm never on the forum so how should i know if you know?!

A guy in Maryland lets his dog out to roam the yard. He leaves his dog and goes to work. When he gets home, his dog is not outside (but knows he will be inside) He goes inside and sees the dog on the couch. But what's that next to him? Oh my God! A baby deer!

True story and i have a pic. What are the chances of this?!

Power of Three is also a title to a sub series of books in a whole series called Warriors. It's different than you think, it's about cats... lol. Awesome idea

At 3/30/09 07:52 PM, rougefire wrote: I now declare, march 25th, FULP DAY

Epic man, that would be the day everyone sends in videos about Tom, April, and No-name (no name SO far :P)

the end of the world is the gayest theory ever

At 3/30/09 01:34 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: A prince is born! Cue the celebrations!

*fanfare*

*speaks in shady russian accent* Ween yerr boy eees five, you must teeeech hiem to make e websete! OR ELSE NG IS DOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (that would happen, it would become DIGG GROUNDS) AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGH

teh oracle has spoken =P

grats Tom.

GIVE US A NAME OR I WILL HANG MAHSELF TO FIND OUT FROM GAWD!

Once i really meant it to a friend and i fell instead of chocking :P i got over it

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I'm a student at a middle school that is worse than jail. period. I don't like how Obama wants to make charter shools and make school days longer. I talked to my bus driver friend about it (lol bus driver) and she likes the idea (i said she, so what it what happen in teh hudson valley) Well what do you all think here on NG? I know that a select few are geniuses... yes i said select few cause some ppl can really be, well, weird in my opinion. I hope i don't get banned cause of that. lol

OK the picture may be blurry. but that is what i might need to live in that school. O_O

I like a ton of games, old ones, flash ones, and new ones. I like the original SMB, SM 64, Star Fox 64, Medal of Honor Allied Assault, Blockland, Paper Mario, The Last Stand, World Domination 1 and 2, and a lot more.

I'm embarrassed to say this... I have no idea about flash T_T . I can,t change slides and i can't change an .fla to a .swf . I already fell like a noob so don't rub it in my face... Just help me out dammit!!