At 11/5/09 12:08 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Virgo
Today, you will learn the power of Monopoly.

For the first time in months, my family and I played Monopoly. I destroyed them all. Twice. First horoscope to be spot on. Granted, I destroy them constantly and it was a week ago, but props nonetheless.

Damn kids. Back in my day, we respected MS Paint.

At 10/18/09 03:26 PM, fishboy121 wrote:

At 10/18/09 02:38 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: The only Collab you can trust to work out is a JKA collab.

And McJesus

Wait...

..yeah uh sorry about that. unless i'm suddenly struck with inspiration from the flash talent gods, i don't think that collab will come out soon. produced some bloody sweet work though.

Let's see here. Gun looks terrible, you've resized it in a program you shouldn't have (Download GIMP to make your lines less jagged. Her entire body looks like a cardboard cutout that's slightly shin. The background makes no sense, the lighting would be completely different if you had kept that in mind, not to mention it doesn't really fit anyway. Bad fonts, bare shading and highlights and clearly your fingers need work. Boobs look okay though, haha.

Make sure your shading stands out more, otherwise it will always look like cardboard. Hair could be better but it's not inheritly bad. The gun is just terrible, the pose is silly anyway. The lines on her suit don't conform at all past her bust, and you need to practice your hands, we all do. Call me crazy, but I don't think Samus is the kind of girl to stand there and blush and look kawaii.. have fun with poses! You don't need to have your subject just stand in one spot.

Your proportions look good enough, mine are pretty shocking so I can't offer much advice about that. With the right tweaking and devolpment, I think you could do pretty well in this line of work (hurr line)

Level 25 and Safety Patrol. Another step closer to that chainsaw..

At 8/25/09 05:28 PM, SirBeretofClock wrote: oh then there's this

you inspired me sort of
here it is anyway

I call him... Robat.

At 8/20/09 11:30 PM, denzel-crocker wrote: The best will be included, good luck!

See a piece of crap hogging a spot? Draw a better version! Because I am gonna be pissed if this collab goes through with all the garbage in this thread. And no one wants to wade through a dump to get a few pictures of goodness. Make this collab not suck, goddammit.

this is a real jive idea, the thread really floats my boat
psychadelicious

aww no ms paint? harumph, ill have to go and pull up flash

At 7/10/09 08:24 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote:

At 7/10/09 08:23 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: I think you're forgetting a more important place for them to stay the hell out of.

Hell?

IS THAT A MOSES ACTION FIGURE?!
Where is this convienience store, my good man?

I was going to post the regular .jpg, but I noticed how much better the jpeggyness affected the sky, so I copied the planet and -9999 and gimped it so you can see it properly. Uhm, don't worry about the planet and the -9999, the sky is what I'm showcasing, yo.

At 6/26/09 12:55 PM, Excursius wrote: yea, take violence elsewhere you blargitsnarf.

Watch your language! Do you have a license to be swearing like that?

Spamtheweb is working fine right now, it's been fixed.

At 6/26/09 09:45 AM, evan210 wrote:

At 6/26/09 04:54 AM, Adio wrote: Yeah man. I'm by the 3rd moon, 4th on the right. There should be a black Speeder bike out front. Feel free to crash with me.

Hey wait, YOU'RE the jerk that stole my speeder?

Woah hey put away your Nolarity Gun man, we don't need any transfluent superconducted blood on this forum.

At 6/26/09 07:20 AM, WingCommand wrote: I am in some way related to this entire thread.

I wouldn't be surprised, my sister seems to get around. I can't read Arconian, but I kept seeing Zxyxyxz all over the 12th quadrant and I never had the faintest clue why.. my family has problems..

At 6/26/09 04:54 AM, Adio wrote: Yeah man. I'm by the 3rd moon, 4th on the right. There should be a black Speeder bike out front. Feel free to crash with me.

Thank Cod man, was hoping someone lived around there. We'll be there in a couple days, if not sooner.

At 6/26/09 04:58 AM, TheCatsLeotards wrote: man, when you saw that topic of the same title and thought it'd be hysterical to do a shit parody of it, did you bank on anyone coming to this thread, making no effort whatsoever to read it, then call you a dumb piece of shit?

I did, thankfully. I'll see you in Intergalactic Court. If you can make it. Alive. Cause y'know, that'd be swell.

So I'm travelling through the warp nexus near the 12th quadrant (bunch of assholes) when I figure out I'm runnin' out of gas. So I pull up to the next gas station and decide to get me a drink, some food and a couple hundred thousand packets of sauce. The guy was like "Now why in the Mutilian Spacecraft would you want so many packets of sauce?" "Well it gets pretty damn lonely truckin' out on the Perulia Highway", I tells him. He chuckles and leans in, tells me about this chick out back near the toilets who'll give me a ride for my money. I figure what the hell, I have a couple thousand dubloons spare, thought I'd check her out.

So I waltz down to the toilet, trying to find this chick when i hear this shriek from behind me; "McJesus!" I turn around, and my goddamn sister is in an astronaut suit and nothing else "Ah goddammit Zxyxyxz!"

I berate her about this until she starts crying, ever since she left home she had to resort to worse and worse jobs until she ended up here.. What the hell do I do guys? The Intergalactic Federation won't do jack squat to help out. At the least, anyone near the 12th quadrant who wouldnt mind if we crashed at their pod and called back home?

thought i'd share. this is skid, and his french pet familiars antonio the pidgeon and monique the cat.

At 6/4/09 02:06 PM, Falconpunchr wrote: hey mcjesus is back!

I've always been here! I'm just ignored! Like, alot!

At 6/4/09 01:04 PM, RadioactiveRabies wrote: Been awhile since iwe seen you around here, hows the collab coming along?

Ha, trying to animate. Seems I'm not as good as I expected myself to be. I gots to practise alot, you know? I SWEAR I'LL ACTUALLY DO IT THOUGH INSTEAD OF JUST DITCHING
CAUSE WE HAVE ALOT OF SWEET ENTRIES

Anyways allways nice to see your unique style and great use of ms paint :)

It's nice to finally get a comment!

For complete lack of comments and/or critique (but mostly love), here's the gentlemen with my glove yet again!

i am so bad with remembering to vote daily

I am more interested in this than I was when I saw it earlier! Can I make a two-part piece? ie, a dark magician guy up above summoning a big hand from the ground..

Woah, I didn't expect something of this quality. Your shading is intense. *pleasantly surprised :o face*

haha what's up with all the bartenders on newgrounds?

At 4/26/09 01:27 AM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: I sexed up "good morning" a little.

MORE LIKE MADE IT KINDA SORTA CREEPY D:
Good stuff of course.

Haha, StrawberryClock looks like his hair is neatly parted.

I was elected as Liberterian President of Newgrounds the other day with like 10 votes. Or something.

Vomit-covered chocolate. Not my vomit either.