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At 2/13/11 07:57 PM, robotman5 wrote: well for me back in 2005 i was looking for some flash games and i came across newgrounds.

how about you?

same exept was a few months ago

At 2/13/11 07:49 PM, Decky wrote: Joining The Army is for pussies who have no sence of morals.

are you fucking kidding me? your calling fucking soldiers moraless pussies?

Trading blood for oil is not a just cause.

dont blame the soldiers, blame the fucking government.

i fucking own my parents with logic and make them take the moron side of the argument, so i fukin win.

uhm... MOM!

gimme five bucks to give this chick to sit on my face

At 2/13/11 06:11 PM, comicretard wrote: I couldn't resist...

HAHAHAHAHAHA not funny.

GET THE FUCK OUT AND GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING GAMEBOY YOU NERD!

i fucking hate anime.

oh look at me, im an over dramatic cartoon caracter with really fucking big eyes with some conveinient ability to do some imposible shit.

fucking shit.

At 2/13/11 06:49 PM, tatsumaru7 wrote: Where can I get some spray paint cheap, I found a wbsite called monster colours and there pretty good. The paint they have costs £2 but the p+p is about £8 :(

Anyone know any good places?

steal it from people garages like i used to.

but thats another story

ill get some tail.
shel give me head?

coin failage.

LOL i am so dumb

you fucking homo!

im pro choice.

go ahead and hate, i dont care

lol i am so dumb

At 2/13/11 05:11 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: If the topic of this thread intrigued you, you might be a pothead.

yes

If you have in your pocket a lighter but no cigarettes, you might be a pothead.

yes

If you can't immediately remember what day it was 3 days ago, you might be a pothead.

yes

If you grew up loving rock but now also love rap, you might be a pothead.

no

If you're "3 square" meals now consist of pop tarts, cheese doodles and hot pockets, u might b a pothead.

maby :P

If you constantly have song lyrics stuck in your head, but don't know the song title, you might be a pothead.

yes

If you still watch 90's cartoons on boomerang daily, you might be a pothead.

no, i dont have boomarang

If you were born in the sub-urbs, you might be a pothead.

nope

If you think Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Dethklok are the greatest t.v. shows ever created, you ARE a pothead.

i fucking hate Aqua teen, but Metalocolypse is the shit

If you flat broke but wipe your ass with money, you might be a pothead.

nope

If you like the song "Imaginary Places" by Busdriver, you might be a pothead.

never heard of it

If none of these applied to you, you might be a pothead.

lol

If a whole cigar filled with weed makes your mouth water, you might be a pothead.

yes

If you can smell kush from a mile away, you might be a pothead.

i have no sense of smell

If you got a 12 page paper due Tuesday and you have no intention of starting it within the next 2-3 hours, you might be a pothead, or me.

..... yeah

im not a pothead, but i love weed.
if that makes sense to you

At 2/13/11 04:19 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: Of course a woman wouldn't be around, theres no fucking kitchen in the Woods. duh.

you are fucking awesome!

its at 11PM

like thats ever stopped me.

taze him 24/7

chlorophorm or roofies.

or ill just pay her 20$ cause shes obviously a hooker.

so its about a kid with an infanitly long dick?

am i in trouble for looking at this?

i suggest using newgrounds.

out of everyone i know i would be most qualified to be a ninja, but i hate ninjas.

lol i am so dumb

where do babays come from?

bye

viricide.

nuff said

salvia is all i kno of, try mixing salvia with ecstacy?

At 2/12/11 11:41 PM, BigMike47 wrote:

At 2/12/11 11:37 PM, McGangbang wrote: is this from metalocolypse?

Lol yep you caught me, though it pleases me that you get the reference :D. But if it was real would you try it?

Dun Dun Duuuuuun

yeah if i had a freind to keep me from shitting all over myself while im tripping balls near by.

shove it in your freind.
then shove it in the girl you wanna shove it in.
then your freind again.

repeat as necisary.

i dunno if she has a girlfreind.

make your own description to fap to, gawd.

ill just describe her then, average height, dirty-red hair, C cup, and a nice ass.

id tap dat if she wasnt related.

At 2/12/11 11:47 PM, sourcola wrote: I respect that. How did you find out your sister is a lesbian?

she told me, i thought she was joking till she told our mom who then screamed at her for a good hour, so i know she was serious.

id upload a pic but i dont have a camera, sorry.

the eye/mouth size ratio on those things is fucked, their mom mustve eaten some rat poison while pregnant.

i did it once and put the sock back on and wore it all day as a dare.
.....
yeah.

lol im so dumb

i just found out my sister is a lezbian.

any comments?