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i say boss all the time, i also say wanker and maul a lot too and all of those words seemed to catch on near me.

if i had a knife probvaly, am i doing this solo though or do i have my buddie?

YEAH ID LOVE TO OPEN CANS OF SODA FOR YOU

i just open it with my mouth

At 2/19/11 02:12 AM, Elfman-Rox wrote: Why were these ever existent?

to make me laugh is why they exist.

At 2/18/11 06:46 PM, RobJohnson wrote: Standards:
1 dat ass
2 dat ass
3 dat ass
4 dat ass

dat ass looks like itd eat me.

i hear you, but i set my standards slightly different.
1) not a bitch.
2) would tap that.
3) could be seen in public.
4) not a bitch.
5) not a bitch.

of course finding a pretty chick that not a bitch and available is the hard part.

depends what on, if you huffing shit yeah i would, but if your just chillin with some weed i dont care.

i woke up this morning yelling from a dream where i was blind and suffocating and didnt know where i was and couldent yell, so i was desperatly banging on whatever i could feel, then i woke up on the floor.
and yeah all the time ill be sleeping or dozing off and ill just be like OH SHIT! then not know what i was all freaked out about.

also somwhat relelvant: my dog twiches and whines a lot when hes sleeping, i wonder what hes dreaming about.

snausages.

not every ones as perfect as you at spelling sadly, people need an spellcheck.

though an edit button would be nice :D

two words to make sure it never happens again.

DUCT
TAPE

or duck, however you feel like spelling it.

i just flat out eat the alka-seltzer tablets.

you guys are fucking annoying, theres no winning against you trolls cause you have so mutch experience.
at least i have a reason to be here, whats your excuse? ill bet most of you are lonely 30 yr olds that only have lives on the net. go play some fucking world of warcraft or go have sex with your plastic blow-up dolls and fuck off. i dont have to prove anything to any of you cause your opinions are irelivent and uninteresting to me.

At 2/13/11 09:39 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 2/13/11 09:35 PM, McGangbang wrote: heres a godamn picture i got from facebook, im the dude with the red hat.

god forbid anyone with a LIFE use newgrounds.

The kid who only has a shitty low quality picture is telling others to have a life.

Come on kid, show us your face up close. What'd you do to get kicked out?

yeah i admit i do look stupid, cause we were all baked when that pic was taken.
anyway where to start: smoking, skipping classes, "bullying", swearing at teachers, leaving in middle of class, "intoxication" at school. and tons of stupid little shit like pushing people into the girls bathroom, pissing out the bathroom windows, and "desk vandalism"

happy?

heres a godamn picture i got from facebook, im the dude with the red hat.

god forbid anyone with a LIFE use newgrounds.

somone just HAD to bring this thread back, huh?

what do you want a fuckin copy of the police charges filed against me for all the shit i did to get kicked out?
and what the fuck dont you understand about my lack of camera?

lol to this.

lol to everything

i just turned 15, and i dont have a godamn camera.

1) pour mounttain dew into cup.
2) pour captain morgain into mountain dew till it turns golden.
this is what we drink in my village, how about telling about some concoctions like that to pass the time?

At 2/13/11 08:44 PM, Fro wrote:

At 2/13/11 08:35 PM, McGangbang wrote:

you just basicly described every argument my dad has ever made ever. its fucking old, like him

I know I shouldn't assume things, but you come of as the type of kid that probably doesn't have many friends and/or gets beat up a lot. Maybe you should just grow up and listen to what your dad says. Your attitude is changing this thread from Young=Stupid to Young=Ignorant Idiots.

quite the opposite, im only on NG so i have somthing to do while homeschooled. im homeschooled cause i was a badass and got kicked out.

welcome to the brotherhood of NG.

boosh

i do like it, but i beleive there is no one thing that makes us human.

BACK IN YOUR HOL3 YOU NERD!
I SAID BACK!
theres porn and weed and social aceptiance in your hole! go get it!
* locks door to hole*

At 2/13/11 08:35 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 2/13/11 08:32 PM, McGangbang wrote: i read about 1/3 of this, sorry

TLDR; hope=lies.

thank you, ill have to remember that.

At 2/13/11 08:19 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

His equipment. He can do whatever the fuck he wants with it. It isn't yours. Maybe he didn't want to deal with the vibrations at the time

you just basicly described every argument my dad has ever made ever. its fucking old, like him

oh well have fun.
and again-

SHARE!

i read about 1/3 of this, sorry

whats formula 44?

SHARE BITCH!

i took a shit in the back of the toilet at public places a few times.

yeah.

At 2/13/11 07:58 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 2/13/11 07:56 PM, McGangbang wrote: i fucking own my parents with logic and make them take the moron side of the argument, so i fukin win.

Care to post any example of this?

okay, heres one off the top of my head: i was playing a vidio game and i turned the subwoofer up and my dad freaked out for "turning it too high" and fucking up the settings. keep in mind that our subwoofer is fucking huge and the setting was like 1 MM from off. so after spazzing out at me i tell him "why dont you just get a smaller subwoofer and turn the volume up instead of getting a huge one and never using it."

needless to say his argument was no longer logical.

the funniest part was that the subwoofer works on sensitivity, so at such a low level it never even turns on unless you turn it up.