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1.

Happy

Topic: Audio Advertisements!

Posted: 09/05/09 01:41 PM

Forum: Audio

I originally posted this in a thread entitled "Nobody can deny it", unfortunately, it's now been deleted.

Basically, if you didn't see the thread, it's a loser crybaby whining and complaining how his life is horrible, etc.

The funny & bizarre part is that he accidentally made everyone think his name was "Kindergarten."

This is my attempt at portraying him.

Enjoy.

Audio Advertisements!


2.

Blushing

Topic: 2009 Midyear Bbs Awards: Discussion

Posted: 07/31/09 12:23 AM

Forum: General

lol @ how I'm apparently missed by some people! :0

I guess it's kinda neat that even though I pretty much left the BBS over a year ago, people still remember me.

much <3.


3.

Blushing

Topic: TubeDubber: Let's dub some tubes.

Posted: 06/17/09 12:53 AM

Forum: General

TubedubberTubeDubber is a pretty interesting idea.

The simple premise consists of linking two Youtube videos, and combining them into one bizarre entity.

For example:

I used this for the video portion, and this for the audio portion.

What do you get when you combine them?

THIS. :0

Notice how it syncs perfectly. Right as he says "Getting the girl", the girl appears in the video.

WEIRD. :O

Here's an incredibly surreal one I made.

Mix and match until you find funny/strange/odd combinations!

TubeDubber: Let's dub some tubes.


4.

Happy

Topic: Pixar's "up" Gets Thumbs Down

Posted: 06/01/09 02:35 AM

Forum: General

Dearest Marvelous Madcow,

I completely agree with your statement.

This film is an abomination, I vomited exactly twenty-seven times upon viewing it.

Because the cost of theater snacks are so high, I was forced to consume my own vomit for nourishment.

I am not proud of this.

Later that night, I had explosive diarrhea, which contained large amounts of the vomit I previously mentioned.

The vomit and feces had combined into one entity. I call it Veces, also known as Fomit.

Unfortunately, I am now addicted to the substance, and I eat it constantly.

I plan on selling Veces/Fomit to the Coca-Cola company.

Best wishes to you and your family, big boy.

- Mac FüFa


5.

None

Topic: Meet Faith: The brainless baby.

Posted: 05/23/09 11:54 PM

Forum: General

Faith died.

It's not sad, because Faith never truly lived in the first place.

She was nothing more than a robotic doll.

From the mom's blog:

"The best 93 days of my life... were spent with my daughter. Faith went to Heaven today. We spent the entire morning and some of the afternoon snuggling together in my warm bed. I told her that I loved her many times. I was holding her in my arms when she passed away. It was around 4:40 in the afternoon. I had just finished changing her diaper and I decided to pick her up and wrap a blanket around her. She made a very sweet smiling face and held it for several seconds... I thought it was very cute. I waited for her to take her next breath, but she didn't. She looked up at me and opened her beautiful eyes, and I told her to go with Jesus. I told her it was ok, that I would meet her in Heaven. I held her close and cried tears on her face. I felt her chest and there was no longer a heartbeat. But she still looked so beautiful. And even now, she is still so amazingly beautiful... as I hold her here she is looking like a porcelain doll. Her tube feed is gone. Her lips are still pink and her facial expression looks so happy and peaceful. God is good.

Thank you all for your prayers."

Meet Faith: The brainless baby.


6.

Happy

Topic: make a lego head

Posted: 05/08/09 02:37 AM

Forum: Art

Dearest Mister Madcow,

Please accept this picture I have painstakingly created over the course of the last 35 years.

Many innocent lives were killed in the process.

Enjoy.

Signed, Mac FüFah

make a lego head


7.

Misunderstood

Topic: Free comic book day today!

Posted: 05/02/09 06:06 PM

Forum: General

I wait all year for Free Comic Book Day, and I completely forgot about it until just now.

I'm too late. All my comic shops have closed for the night.

Fuck. :(


8.

Crying

Topic: Meet Faith: The brainless baby.

Posted: 04/20/09 04:56 PM

Forum: General

Read the Wiki article (NSFW) before posting.

Well, this is it. This is probably the most fucked up, most depressing thing I have ever seen.

http://babyfaithhope.blogspot.com/

The videos are disturbing.

Faith is a baby. A baby who was born without a brain.

She's alive, but technically doesn't exist.

Faith simply looks like a baby. She has no thoughts, no emotions and no consciousness.

I have nothing more to say. This is just bizarre and sad.

Meet Faith: The brainless baby.


9.

Muted

Topic: The UroClub: Pee into a golf club.

Posted: 03/10/09 12:18 AM

Forum: General

Yes. You read that correctly.

Allow the commercial to explain more clearly.

This is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen.

http://www.uroclub.com/

Excerpt from "The History of The UroClub"

"This may sound like a joke, but it's not. I am a Board Certified Urologist, practicing in Florida, a place where Golf is played year round. Every day I hear these same complaints from my patients because they suffer from urinary frequency (a condition that can begin in men, as early as their mid 30's). Even if you don't have this problem, let's face it, there are not too many bathrooms on the golf course.

These are the very patients that inspired me to create the UroClub%u2122. A camouflaged portable urinal, designed to be discrete, sanitary and create an air of privacy! It looks like an ordinary golf club and comes equipped with a unique removable golf towel clipped to the shaft that functions as a privacy shield!

Imagine, giving the appearance of taking a practice swing, while both privately and confidentially, you are able to relieve yourself without any embarrassment! This can be accomplished easily while standing by the golf cart, as well. Have the confidence to drink whatever you wish during your game and not worry if you'll make it to the clubhouse in time!"

My response: what the fuck.

The UroClub: Pee into a golf club.


10.

Blushing

Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 12/12/08 08:39 PM

Forum: General


11.

Blushing

Topic: Change one thing to the human body?

Posted: 12/11/08 11:20 PM

Forum: General

Nipple beams.

Change one thing to the human body?


12.

None

Topic: Blame your problems on silentgamer!

Posted: 12/06/08 06:24 PM

Forum: General

I'm going to murder you.


13.

None

Topic: Creepy people online...

Posted: 12/06/08 06:04 PM

Forum: General

Apparently Santa wants to molest you.


14.

Misunderstood

Topic: It's time for a hate-sex party.

Posted: 12/03/08 05:39 PM

Forum: General

I.. I deserve this.


15.

Kissing

Topic: Happy Birthday MadCow!

Posted: 12/03/08 05:00 PM

Forum: General

Today MadCow turned 16 years old, which is amazing, because I've tried to brutally murder him countless times, and yet he's still here! :O

Let us all celebrate this wonderful day, the day MadCow got his sex change operation, and became a man.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU DANGEROUSLY INSANE HUMAN BEING.

Happy Birthday MadCow!


16.

Blushing

Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 11/27/08 01:43 AM

Forum: General

New room.

SEXY NEWGROUNDS

GET IN HERE. >:3


17.

Blushing

Topic: Happy B-day Morichax

Posted: 11/26/08 04:17 AM

Forum: General

hehe. <3

Happy B-day Morichax


18.

None

Topic: My first comics. :)

Posted: 11/22/08 05:25 PM

Forum: General

Fixed it.

My first comics. :)


19.

None

Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 11/17/08 06:47 PM

Forum: General

At 11/17/08 06:42 PM, Tramps wrote: McFooFa was being offensive.

You're a damn dirty WHORE.

I NEVER LOVED YOU. ='(


20.

Elated

Topic: Mirror's Edge: The Flash Version

Posted: 11/14/08 01:59 AM

Forum: General

Pretty sure this hasn't been posted.

http://www.bornegames.com/?page_id=369

Just like Portal, Mirror's Edge is getting the 2D third person flash treatment.

It feels somewhat like Fancy Pants, because it's made by the same guy, except this is way more parkour-ish.

This beta is amazing, the full version will be incredibly awesome.

Mirror's Edge: The Flash Version


21.

None

Topic: Midget Broke Into My Friend's House

Posted: 11/12/08 01:22 AM

Forum: General

That midget is possibly the most handsome fellow I've ever seen.


22.

Angry

Topic: Dance Flick = totally hilarious.

Posted: 11/11/08 03:21 PM

Forum: General

Oh boy, after comedy masterpieces such as Epic Movie, Date Movie, Disaster Movie, and Meet The Spartans, I just can't wait for another delicious slice of shitcake.

LOOK HOW WACKY THIS MOVIE POSTER IS!

"ME AND MY BROS R TTLLY GONNA GO SEE DIS SHIT"

"LOL DAT BABY IZ WEARIN SUNGLASSES"

Dance Flick = totally hilarious.


23.

None

Topic: Blame All Your Problems On Mcfoofa!

Posted: 10/31/08 06:38 PM

Forum: General

I am cursed by this thread forever.


24.

Misunderstood

Topic: Bbs Awards Reminder

Posted: 10/29/08 01:42 PM

Forum: General

I nominate myself for "I Miss You" because I miss posting here and I miss you guys. ='(


25.

Angry

Topic: Jesus Has Cursed Me Horribly

Posted: 10/29/08 02:01 AM

Forum: General

Jesus is in my thoughts now, he's in my mind, HE'S IN MY FUCKING MIND.

I CAN SEE HIM EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE.

Hopefully you're cursed for sharing this terrible witchcraft with us.

You have ruined my life.


26.

None

Topic: I've been using the internet wrong.

Posted: 10/28/08 09:45 PM

Forum: General

At 10/28/08 07:59 PM, MonkeyV wrote: McFooFa, do you get people blaming you for things in every thread you make now?

I actually quit the BBS a while back, but yes, literally everytime I post anywhere, someone mentions it.

I'm cursed by it, forever. :S


27.

Misunderstood

Topic: I've been using the internet wrong.

Posted: 10/28/08 05:13 PM

Forum: General

I feel so mislead, so cold and shattered.

I've used the internet for many years, and I thought I was using it properly.

Turns out I was just a completely oblivious fool.

I found this book, and as I looked at it, I slowly became devastated.

So many wasted years.

Confused, shocked, and slightly aroused, I curled up into a ball, and sat in a corner, crying for hours.

I've been using the internet wrong.


28.

None

Topic: The Simpsons: Nothing Gold Can Stay

Posted: 09/26/08 12:46 AM

Forum: General

Whenever I catch a glimpse of the new episodes, it actually makes me cringe.

Besides the awful, unfunny writing, the animation/character designs also have to do with it.

The characters look too clean, too bright, and too stiff.

Today on the radio, these 2 guys were talking to Al Jean, executive producer of the show, and he said the voice cast just signed up for four more seasons.

I can't even imagine how shitty it'll be 5 years from now.

It was the greatest show ever made, and now it's totally unwatchable.

Basically, watching the new simpsons episodes is like watching a lifelong friend slowly kill himself.


29.

Misunderstood

Topic: Blame All Your Problems On Mcfoofa!

Posted: 06/09/08 06:12 PM

Forum: General

At 6/9/08 05:54 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: McFooFa left NG.

Gah.

I'll always be in your heart.

*sniff* ='( <3

Blame All Your Problems On Mcfoofa!


30.

None

Topic: McPaper vs. McJesus

Posted: 04/20/08 11:43 PM

Forum: General

oh, hi guys. :3


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