At 12/16/03 04:20 PM, T0MMY wrote: so you wish to coerce everyone into believing I am stupid.

I don't need to coerce anyone; everyone already knows that you're stupid.

At 12/15/03 04:45 PM, Dante wrote: My dream has finally come true. A verbal deathmatch between two intellectuals

Don't you mean between one intellectual and one pseudo-intellectual trying to pretend he's smart by challenging someone with greater education, knowledge, mind power, and credibility? T0MMY's arguments are so irrelevant and unsupported, that he was pwned before Shrapnel even got a chance to respond.

At 12/11/03 02:02 PM, Gaiacarkaion wrote: but in this case an electric cattle prod would have been very useful. They are probably the best non-lethal self defence weapon you can get.

No it wouldn't have. I think you were just trying to show off your dorky favorite weapon by mentioning it. Since they threw a bottle at her, I doubt she would be near enough physically to use a close-range, hand-held device.

At 12/11/03 01:46 PM, Omnisus wrote:

WTF are you going on about GOBSHITE. also i doubt very much that all CEP students are black.

I see you are very unfamiliar with parallelism.

At 12/11/03 09:24 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: cuz you belive in a differant god than the person in charge?

What exactly were the two different gods? They were worshipping the same God.

:jewish people do not belive god has a name other than god not jesus nor mohammad or anything

I don't understand why you threw "mohammad" in there. Muslims believe he was a prophet, nothing more. Their understanding of God is identical to the Judaic understanding of God.

At 12/11/03 01:41 PM, Mysterio-619 wrote: CEP kids have certain uniforms so he knew they were bad

"black people have dark skin pigmentation, so we know they're bad"

At 12/11/03 08:38 AM, Mysterio-619 wrote: ok my mom was going the a small store called P&S and the store had a sign and said "No CEP kids allowed" then a bunch of CEP kids try to come into the store and the store clerk tried to chase them away

Maybe if the store clerk didn't assume they were bad kids to begin with and prejudicially ban them collectively as a whole, they would have been less troublesome.

At 11/25/03 05:44 PM, Dostono wrote: Anyone in recovery? I was in recovery about 5 real times and end up using again. Now I just say "why waste my Time?"

Why are you smiling? I think you're lying and are just trying to impress people on the internet. Are you aware that posting your phone number in your profile is a retarded idea?

At 11/25/03 06:16 PM, One_crazy_lemming wrote: please inform me...

all will be revealed at www.joshbedn.com

At 11/25/03 03:49 AM, BurningVideo wrote:

I'm dating a chat mod... and we're not available for your ho-ey internet dating games.

It doesn't count as dating if you've never met. It counts as ...creepy cyber lovin'. Gross

At 11/17/03 08:31 PM, Nephthys wrote:
Australia, being the efficient country it is, has an education system without colleges, and goes straight to uni. Isn't that fascinating? :P

In America, all Universities are colleges, but not all colleges are Universities. Nobody over here says "I'm in University." It sounds awkward.
If a school only gives Associate's or Bachelor's degrees but nothing else, it is classified solely as a college. If a school gives doctoral degrees, regardless of the other degrees also available at the same institution, it is classified as a university.

At 11/17/03 08:20 PM, Dobio wrote:
Because women....*shit I'm going to get lynched for this* at times, are legitimately treated differently, due to physical barriers, or whatever.

The same can be said about race. How many Cambodian fire-fighters do you know? All the one's I've met are too scrawny to pass the physical requirements.

What do you keep in your bra?

my girlfriend

At 10/16/03 03:59 AM, stafffighter wrote: You didn't like a song, too bad for you. Also, just check this consept out. Im using diffrent sentenses instead of saying and 8 times.

He wrote it that way for emphasis and literary style, retard. Also, check this concept out: I spell all my words correctly. Good thing I went to first grade and learned how to spell baby words like "sentences" and "different."

At 10/14/03 01:12 PM, Dobio wrote:

Page 4 > all other pages.

Page 4 = too much ugly manmeat. Everybody knows the page placements are basically ranked based on attractiveness. Page 1 & 2 = tom and wade + hot chicks
Page 3 and beyond = ugly/fat chicks and guys, with one hot chick added to every loser page to make people keep clicking for more.

At 10/9/03 02:59 PM, Sellout_316 wrote: Whose better?
Booker T or Pico?

It depends which Booker T you're referring to. If you're talking about Booker T Washington, then he wins. Booker T Jones, its a toss-up. Booker T as in the guy in that picture, Pico wins hands down.

At 10/9/03 02:41 PM, alexsmolik wrote: Goth (chicks) are sooo sexy and sooo hot.
Everytime I see a goth chick I can't help but to stare at her and check her out ... They are like so hot ! And nasty ! AND KINKY !

Dude, "goth chicks" must be way different in France, either that or you have really crappy taste. This is the way it goes over here:
85% of all goth chicks are overweight. The remaining 15% percent are either (a)somewhat disfigured or misproportioned (ex. skinny, yet has small thighs, and fat stores in tummy) or (b) is a cheerleader going through her 5 week rebellion stage and will be back to being a pretty perky princess before the end of the semester.

At 10/8/03 07:19 PM, Janus wrote:

I'll save you the trouble. You lose. gg

-Janus

Go Janus, it's your birthday. Happy-happy-happy birthday.

At 9/25/03 01:28 PM, Captain_Bob wrote:

At 9/25/03 11:11 AM, Stuporman wrote: I think we all know what you're trying to say, but the cover-up discussion is much more interesting than the underlying whiny bitch discussion.

No I think it is lost on most people.

No, Steve is right. Everybody understood the lame playstation euphemism, but mod chips are much more interesting than Vibes complaining about getting banned again.

At 9/15/03 08:39 PM, DanMalo wrote:

DING! DING! WINNER!!!! Give me your sex.

OMGOMG, QueenAlice is poking my ear with her nose.

At 9/15/03 08:37 PM, RadioactiveClock wrote: so...is furry porn like beastiality?

Yes, that's exactly what it is, except it's in cartoon form.

At 9/15/03 08:27 PM, ngWo_Dobio wrote:

Wow, you guys are getting raped by the 101 Dalmations.

Yet another reason to envy you. Soiled at such a young age...

That's not a dalmation; Snoopy is a beagle. He's hanging out at Camp Snoopy in Knott's Berry Farm.

For those of you who think Bigtrouble-little weiner looks familar, but you can't remember where you saw him, please take a stroll through the webcam rejects:
http://www.newgrounds.com/lit/webcam.html

BigRich1616: He's taking a nap now.

poor little guy.

Big boy, small weiner. I remember BigRich being overemotional and obesessed with fat chicks. He also had a strong desire to "fit in."

At 9/15/03 06:45 PM, ngWo_Tanner wrote:

All 3 dudes in that picture have something in common

Viola!

All have love affairs with liljen.

DanMalo - short internet fling
Tanner - got to meet her in person in Philly
Mattymetro - got a banana flavored threesome with rollargrrl

At 9/15/03 07:39 AM, cerealkilla4u wrote:
Meh I wont find out for a while, as I cant do any sex things with my mouth for 2 weeks like I would be doing them anyway. But meh, it would be neat to take for a test drive in a few weeks.

I took a look at the picture in your profile. You don't look like the kind of guy who would be getting the opportunity to "test drive" your new tongue ring for "sex things" any time soon.

At 9/15/03 04:39 PM, Flamestyls_girl wrote: I have been here for not too long, but I have realized that I'm probly the only girl here.

There are lots of girls; you're just too full of yourself to notice the others. Most new girls post a "why aren't there any other girls?" thread for attention in hopes that boys will stop ignoring their retarded posts and talk about how special they are (when they really aren't).

At 9/11/03 12:24 AM, HeinousDude wrote:
Oh, fuckin no. So not true.

I could stick my skinny chest up to a camera and make my "breasts" look just as big. We've all seen Bevin's breasts from a more balanced distance, and they're on the small size for her weight.

At 9/11/03 02:58 PM, The_Great_Skippy wrote: Ok Everyone who cares *Cough* *Cough* Mick and SWORD! *Cough* *Cough* I just wanted to tell you that I AM NOT DEAD!

Gee, thanks for telling us even though I have no idea who you are. Wouldn't it have made more sense just to email your friends rather than involving everyone else?

At 9/10/03 04:37 PM, Pueidist wrote: Is KING OF HTE PORTAL

Entropiclock sent pictures of his penis to a newgrounds cam girl in hopes of impressing her. It turned out that his penis was crooked and he didn't get the girl.