OP has never fapped in his life

When I thought of this, I thought of kicks as in music... Like Hardstyle kicks.

At 9/2/09 07:55 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Killin' SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA!!!!!

I know I suck at photoshop. So sue me. >_>

Too bad that would be the Persians, not Sparta dumbass

At 8/30/09 11:29 PM, PsychStrategies wrote: Cute girls shouldn't burp in class. In my Mandarin class, this sophomore girl, Diana, a 15-year-old Latina girl who is like 5' and looks and talks really cute, just randomly belched in class and she was like "it wasn't me!" I told her, "That's not very ladylike!"

Girls fart and burp too, big fucking deal. Grow up

Why dont you just turn you computer off to save the power bill?

At 8/23/09 06:54 PM, 1nt4rw3b5 wrote: If you think logically god has killed far more people than hitler.

Umm if I think logically, God isn't real!

"GeneticMalfunction is! Go to his page and call him a piece of mother fucking shit!

Heres a picture!" (taken from the op's blog)

Obvious troll is really really obvious

I think I did a damn good TF2 scout yesterday at a convention

At 8/23/09 02:35 PM, mothballs wrote:

At 8/23/09 02:24 PM, Jerkapotamus wrote: On August 15, Jasmine Fiore was found dead. She had been beaten and strangled, had her teeth pulled out, and was folded naked into a suitcase.

I'm going to burn in hell for laughing at that.

Was it the whole, folded naked to a suitcase bit?

At 8/20/09 09:19 PM, Jon4life wrote:

At 8/20/09 08:44 PM, Yourmomsuckedme wrote: Maybe you should become a pothead.

Or you can man the fuck up and get some girls that are friends and stop worrying about every little thing your girl does. If she cheats on you break it off there are plenty of women in the sea.

Umm...no fucking way. My girlfriend sounds high 24/7, and it's actually really funny. She has been doing weed, acid, ecstasy, and heroin for the past 3 years.

If shes not fucking careful she'll end up having hppd like me. You should really tell her there are dangers to over drug use and they arent fun.

Hit him in the head with a wrench... or, just tell her how you feel about her hanging out with.

I did that, then I re-bought it because I wanted to play it so badly

I know, I'm dumb

Well shit this sucks, well I'm sure Egoraptor and TomaMoto will be there.

At 8/20/09 06:07 PM, InDuStRiEl wrote: It's like having a Halo 3 session, and then playing Halo 2. It never works out in the end.

Someone has no nostalgia in them.

I still have my original and play it sometimes. Nothing like Pokemon Stadium 2, Paper Mario, and Super Mario 64 to make my day better.

anyone...

This Saturday and Sunday at the Orlando Convention Center in... Orlando, Florida. More info here:

http://www.megaconvention.com/

I'll be cosplaying as a scout from Team Fortress or I'll be in my phat pants and a hoodie. Also earlier I was looking at sniper outfits with my mom on google images and a fucking image of the sniper fucking the medic comes up, talk about awkward and failed safe search.

At 8/20/09 04:12 PM, Grubby wrote: I have the old Burger King game Sneak King.

It's a pretty good stealth game for $5.00.

If not extremely repetitive

At 8/20/09 03:19 PM, idiot-monarch wrote:

At 8/20/09 03:16 PM, Jonas wrote: Batman Arkham Asylum should be out in a few days, try the demo. It's a really fun stealthish game.

Holy shit I had forgotten about that game. I didn't know a demo was out.

Definitely gonna try it.

Same here, it is pretty stealthy. You should check it out OP, I thought it was really fun from the demo.

It called: Paper Mario: Director's Cut

Newgrounds, Youtube, and classic rock stations are the only places I can really find good music anymore.

At 8/20/09 03:12 PM, Sidorio wrote:

At 8/20/09 03:07 PM, Urza12 wrote: Did the devil just think about what words would be swears?

Wait just one minute. How did I miss this line the first time I read the post?

Because the statement is so fucking ridiculous, that people don't believe it they saw it the first time.

Too be honest, no. You will probably just have to wait for Conviction

I like how you brought religion into the origin of swear words.

At 8/20/09 03:08 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Is windows 7 free?If not im sticking with XP

When has windows been free, ever?

God of War, if you flipped the outside cover to the other side, it had some amazing art.

At 8/20/09 03:01 PM, slackerzac wrote: If you want to do something then get off your damn computer, get a large group of people, and protest outside activision HQ. Nothing gets accomplished from sitting in front of your computer, you have to go outside and do something about it.

I dont think anyone actually cares enough to do such a thing.

At 8/20/09 03:03 PM, Patdfreek34 wrote: i was the one who took the picture

Please shut up and get off Newgrounds

Ya I will be purchasing Windows 7, I'm going for Ultimate :D.

That poster looks horrible, it has to be fake.