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Well, this should be interesting. Maybe I will animate a piece...

If anyone now wants the Mecha 3 medal, here is the exact one to refer to!

At 8/21/09 02:04 PM, TomFulp wrote: The senior clocks and clock staff have weighed in on their favorite Clock Day submissions. Here are the winners!

Plenty of deseving winners there, but no The Crew Talks Art in sight! Shameful...

At 8/19/09 03:05 PM, TomFulp wrote: Current charity accounts:

Yellow Ribbon - To assist injured service members and their families.
Breast Cancer Research Fund - Works to achieve prevention and a cure for breast cancer.
Child's Play - Donates toys and games to children in hospitals.

I'll definately send my (complete lack of) ad revenue towards these charities! That does mean I'll have to start getting earnings above my record of $0.00, which will be a feat. Sigh...

At 8/19/09 06:55 AM, void123 wrote: I have been hearing nothing but praise about this film and yet nothing in any trailers actually grabs me and makes me want to see it

The less you know about the film, the better it is to watch. Just go and see for yourself, because it's been positively recieved for a reason. The people giving negative comments on District 9 are forgetting that it's a movie and picking at problems that I never noticed, because I was busy enjoying it the whole way through!

At 8/17/09 04:08 PM, TomFulp wrote: Go vote for Nogfish to win this Chipotle Grill contest!

Okay!

Every year I don't know what to expect from Clock Day, but it never fails to surprise me.

I like how the best movies are usually from people who aren't members of the Clock Crew!

Next week, Zeebarf and Riftmaster will be releasing Another Small Favor!

I saw the beta, I hope it has medals when it comes to this site!

Happy B-day, Happy Harry!

Yay, that guy is great.

At 8/15/09 03:07 AM, TomFulp wrote: Happy Clock Day everyone!!!!

So many clocks, so little time... although most of them will be awful, so that narrows down the amount of clock movies I have to see!

At 8/10/09 01:58 PM, TomFulp wrote: Clock Day is this Saturday, August 15th.

Yay, a day where anything to do with clocks gets a score above 4.00!

We'll be contributing some prizes towards Clock Day in the form of store credit.

1st - $100 Store Credit
2nd - $75 Store Credit
3rd - $50 Store Credit
4th - $30 Store Credit
5th - $25 Store Credit

Weren't the prizes bigger last year? Not that I care much...

Here are the BEST OF JULY!

This was a good month, plenty of deserving winners around!

At 8/5/09 11:40 AM, TomFulp wrote: Zero Punctuation has announced the Stonking Great Game Contest! If you're a ZP fan, definitely check this out and have your game personally judged by Yahtzee.

I'm a long-time Zero Punctuation fan and it will be great to see some games based on Yahtzee, being ripped apart by Yahtzee!

London Meet V starts tomorrow! Sadly, I won't be there.

What? Another one already?

You can watch a little video from the San Diego Comic-Con booth, with a guest appearance by EggfordTheEgg, what now?

Ha, Eggford is great!

At 7/29/09 05:56 PM, TomFulp wrote: You can see lots of pics at the Behemoth DevBlog!

Okay, I will see them!

Also sirevil posted more pics!

Okay, I can see more!

The foundation is being built for an exciting fall!

W-what?

BTW I've seen a lot of reviews complain about the difficulty of When Pigs Fly, but I think you need to give it a shot... I was able to beat it just fine!

Either the game cannot give out the medal to prove you beat the game, or you have made a lie! But it is probably the first option, which does not persuade me to start playing it again.

At 7/27/09 03:07 PM, Chocomilk wrote: And I wanna see it on the back of hitmans neck.

Hey, that would be cool to have one as a transplant in your skin! Think of all the information you could incode, having your blood type on display would be useful during an accident.

At 7/27/09 02:51 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: This is what fucking taxpayer dollars are being wasted on? Is this serious? Who cares if theres LINES ON A BOX. Whats next, the automatic asswiping machine on every cereal box?

I hope you realise that there is a reason for those lines being there.

Researchers have discovered a more efficient version of the classic barcode, known as the 'bokode'. This new, circular symbol only has a three millimetre diameter, but can be registered at greater lengths and hold thousands of times more information than the standard barcode. Working with LED technology, the bokode can be read from different angles and registered at four metres, even from the camera in your phone. For more information on the advantages of this new invention demonstrated (for the first time) today, click here.

Will this be the new symbol to see on products? Should they change the name 'bokode' to something that sounds far better? Just like 'Blu-Ray' should have been named better? Okay, stay on topic here...

At 7/27/09 01:09 PM, Eoewe wrote:

At 7/27/09 01:07 PM, 95wave wrote: there is no god, get the fuck over it, if you feel god or some shit like that, get some sleep untill it goes away

Prove it.

There is no way to prove that a god does exist, only to prove that one does. In terms of an expression I made up: Atheists have found their end of the rope, how about you?

At 7/17/09 04:03 PM, TomFulp wrote: Help us get a better understanding of your life in the Flash game development scene!

Will do!

If you're an ARTIST, ReNaeNae just announced a papercraft art contest!

I'm going away for a while, so hopefully I can enter the contest after I return.

If you're at the San Diego Comic-Con next week, be sure to visit us at the Behemoth / Newgrounds booth!

Will there be a streaming video via Stickam again? In the probable event that it will be, it would be useful to have some details on when it goes live.

More hentai winning awards, but there have been some great movies and games this month!

At 7/13/09 06:40 PM, TomFulp wrote: The voter of the month and winner of $100 and store credit is 1337!

I approve of this donation towards leet.

I'll get all caught up this week just in time to head out to San Diego for Comic-Con next week! As usual I'll be at the Behemoth booth, pimping Castle Crashers and our upcoming console game!

Turns out I'm not coming this year, but I'll be watching the action via webcam! Then again, I might have a problem being around so many costumed people... it's not my thing. Anyway, I'd love to hear more news about the game!

Aww, I thought this would be a public opening for all games to freely include medals. That should be happening some other time, then?

At 7/1/09 12:19 PM, TomFulp wrote: Please take a moment to fill out this store survey!

Will do!

We were happy to see that people actually LIKED filling out the last survey,

For some reason I do like filling out online surveys.

Luis has posted Wizard World photos!

I like the one where a fan is hugging you enthusiastically, it is also Luis' favourite.

Be sure to check out the latest Reemus adventure, it launched today!

I was on the beta list, so I've already played it. It's good!

At 6/26/09 02:57 PM, TomFulp wrote: Over 8,500 people filled out the survey!

I guess the money did pay off after all!

Male: 95.9%
Female: 4.1%

Well, there's a reason why the site is notorious for cock jokes.

At 6/20/09 01:36 AM, TomFulp wrote: I paid $200 to use a REAL survey website, so please end our curiosity and FILL OUT THIS SURVEY.

Okay, I did. I answered very truthfully!

At 6/19/09 10:38 AM, SohlTofang wrote: Dude, he's on the moon.

It's true.

At 6/19/09 11:13 AM, simsam114 wrote: I know it's the name of a Greek God, but what the hell were they thinking when they named this planet?

They were thinking in a language that is not english, perhaps?

Oh, choices... Venus looks like a nicely baked sponge cake in the picture below, I'll take two of them!

At 6/19/09 10:57 AM, SeeInTheDark wrote: maxvm, you should use a child and teen bmi calculator, not an adult one- you may get different results.

I just tried a specifc teen calculator and came up with similar results. Anyway, I hope your road trip and picture-taking goes well!

I want to come to your house and party all day long like that, it's hilarious!

At 6/19/09 10:31 AM, SohlTofang wrote: Smoke a bit of weed.

At 6/19/09 10:31 AM, Sexylegs wrote: But if I had too, probably just chill with friends and smoke alot of pot.

I see a trend...

School ended for me on Wednesday, so I have begun to enjoy two months of work-free adventures! I've been thinking some accomplishments to make during this time, so here are a few things I would like to do...

Do More Exercise
According to my BMI, I am underweight. Although I care very little for this fact, I might as well put on some more muscle. Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, I will be pushing myself with whatever I can find around the house. Hopefully my routine will include weights, sit-ups, jogging, running and cycling.

Finish a Flash Project
So far I have done plenty of work on my next submission to the portal, but development has to stop until a sunny day. This is because I have to film myself outside for aid in animation. The clouds are starting to leave, so I can get this part done soon. Hopefully I can then complete the movie and present something with realistic movements.

Watch Some Good Movies
The last two movies I went out to see were Wall-E and The Dark Knight, which was last summer! Although they were very good, I haven't seen much hope in recent films. Instead, I have watched DVDs of classic films over the past year. As an alternative to one movie that has come out this summer, I watched a far better option. My list of movies to see has grown, so it's time to tick them off.

Make Some Art
I'm talking about acrylics on a canvas, which I want to turn out well. Hopefully I will make something that I would be happy taking a photo of and submitting to the new Art Portal. I have some summer art homework to do anyway, so things could work out well.

Get Sleep
You only grow when you sleep, so more more sleep means a taller self!

That's what I want to do this summer, what about you?

At 6/18/09 06:31 PM, Rob wrote: The Art Portal is here!

It's been out for a few weeks, and I just realised yesterday! I'll try to spend time working on something great to put up in the Portal, but what should I do...?

At 6/12/09 05:26 PM, TomFulp wrote: EDIT... I have yanked the survey.

Well that's too bad, I will watch the movie instead! Maybe you should start an official Newgrounds polling page, although some people might aim to sabotage the statistics.

On other sites, I've had adverts play high-pitched beeps every few seconds to catch your attention. Considering any form of advertisement isn't supposed to enforce opinions, there must be strict rules to stop online adverts from playing audio without turning it on yourself. Hopefully they will all be reported and deleted.