After reading about this Tom Fulp encounter, I decided to go to the next level and meet the whole team.
I just came back from Philadelphia today after making a surprise visit on Thursday. The staff were very suprised to see a me wielding an MP5 I bought along with a 12-guage slung on my back, two desert eagles on my hips and and several grenades on my belt.
I shouted for everyone to get down, but Tim Miller ran straight at me. I just shot him in the foot and he tripped over, banging his head on the corner of a table and passing out. The rest obediently got on the floor, so I got some autographs done. Tom Fulp signed my MP5, Jeff Bandelin gave me a signed tankman trophy, Will Stamper gave me a signed penicorn plush while Jose Ortiz signed and gave me his new Transformers model. After getting all their account passwords I said "bye!" left the office with a smile on my face.
I think they were all very happy to meet me.
Oh wait, that was a dream.