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At 1/18/08 12:29 PM, andhination wrote: Oh man two admins posted in your thread...
You fucking dickhole...

Hey, I might be a Newgrounds admin in a few years. I'll go back and Tom will accept my request to join, especially when his signature is on the MP5 I'll bring again!

At 1/18/08 12:23 PM, Tim wrote: You're damn right it was a dream. Rest assured, if I run straight at you, you'd better be ready the pain train.

"Get ready for the pain. The pain train's comin'. Woo-woo! Woo-woo!" -Terry Tate

At 1/18/08 11:43 AM, maxvm wrote: I shouted for everyone to get down, but Tim Miller ran straight at me. I just shot him in the foot and he tripped over, banging his head on the corner of a table and passing out.

Oh wait, that was a dream.

Don't worry, tonight I'll dream about meeting you at the hospital. Many a laugh we shall have.

At 1/18/08 12:16 PM, bob wrote: The whole affair was a lot of fun.

How's Tim? I bet he has a huge bump on his head, right?

At 1/18/08 12:34 AM, Phantox wrote:

At 1/18/08 13:37 PM, maxvm wrote: [INSERT SOMETHING FUNNY]

You're funny you know

Thanks!

At 1/18/08 11:49 AM, Cyprus wrote: .... he needs an intervention for NG addiction

if you dont choose to get help today... our relationship will change in the following way...

Don't worry, I calmed the addiction by going there!

At 1/18/08 11:48 AM, Drah wrote: It was a lovely story...
Now go play something, get off NG, it's getting to your head.

litterally

I already had my fun and I'm sure the office members did too.

At 1/18/08 11:46 AM, Freakinhugelittleguy wrote:

At 1/18/08 11:45 AM, JunkyCow wrote: I believe you.

I DONT

I don't think I even dreamt it!

After reading about this Tom Fulp encounter, I decided to go to the next level and meet the whole team.

I just came back from Philadelphia today after making a surprise visit on Thursday. The staff were very suprised to see a me wielding an MP5 I bought along with a 12-guage slung on my back, two desert eagles on my hips and and several grenades on my belt.

I shouted for everyone to get down, but Tim Miller ran straight at me. I just shot him in the foot and he tripped over, banging his head on the corner of a table and passing out. The rest obediently got on the floor, so I got some autographs done. Tom Fulp signed my MP5, Jeff Bandelin gave me a signed tankman trophy, Will Stamper gave me a signed penicorn plush while Jose Ortiz signed and gave me his new Transformers model. After getting all their account passwords I said "bye!" left the office with a smile on my face.

I think they were all very happy to meet me.

Oh wait, that was a dream.

And once again you put an NG-related nominee in the lead of a poll!

Christmas is such a happy time for the elves...

Congrats, everyone! Merry Christmas to all your Christmas celebrators, and Happy Holidays to the rest!

There's a lack of Christmas submissions on the front page. Are you really thinking about the East this year or will it be filled on the actual day?

And why is the tank trophy on a post again?

Can you make plastic novelties that we can buy in the store?

I'll make one as well... soon.

Done!

I'm back from school and it's good to see some people trying. I hope more will contribute, as it would be nice!

I'll make one as well... soon.

I might make one of an infinite loop, but it's dark over here in England. Maybe tomorrow when I have new energy. I hope nobody is planning to use MS paint too, as one pixelated drawing can make the whole thread collapse into combustion... or just make it look bad. Meh, time for a hot chocolate.

At 12/10/07 03:38 PM, mooguy wrote:

At 12/10/07 03:29 PM, Revert-07 wrote: Cool.

Ah yes it is. so, anyone can post an idea?

That's why it's in the art thread. My tip is to take a picture of two places, erase a circle out of one, smudge the edges and colour it in, then put the other picture under the erased space.

Prove that you have the classic portal gun, with Photoshop or whatever you have!

(I too find the room beyond the portal quite odd looking from its angle)

I'll be posting later this week about Wacom tablets and tank trophies. Until then, enjoy these new collections:

PORTAL (the game) tributes and parodies.

Tablets and trophies, that'll keep me watching the front page! I saw the Portal collection last week and all I can say is that it's being overused. I still have to get the Orange Box for Christmas (woot!) and see why.

Oh, get your own paper Weighted Companion Cube here! Mine watches over me as I type this, but I heard that Valve will make their own toy.

At 12/5/07 05:15 PM, TomFulp wrote: As a special holiday surprise, we're having a one week only release of our upcoming Penicorn plushies in the NG store!

I bet that someone will use one as a dildo. Oh, and Tom's looking sexy in the NG LOGO BLUE pic!

So how does everyone like the icy winter layout by JohnnyUtah?

I know how that Jeff Bandelin really did make such good figures...

Moulding.

Writers march on with their new friend!