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1.

Elated

Topic: MCR is better than Metal

Posted: 09/27/08 03:32 PM

Forum: General

metallica sold 57 million albums.

mcr sold <4.

So by your logic, metallica is over 14 times the band that my chemical romance is.


2.

None

Topic: Tell Me, Newgrounds.

Posted: 09/18/08 09:21 PM

Forum: General

At 9/18/08 09:01 PM, Omega-Epsilon wrote: Why is one drive so happy and the other so horrified?

because you got a pre-built hewlett packard, the optical drive is ashamed to be associated with such a thing


3.

Questioning

Topic: Your Greatest ComeBacks

Posted: 09/18/08 09:06 PM

Forum: General

At 9/5/08 01:49 PM, TheAnimatorGuy wrote: What is your greatest comebacks you use?

here are some good ones i heard

"shut up you failed abortion"
"if i swallowed you wouldn't exist"

tell me yours :)

and if im breaking the rules for the bbs please tell me im new

somebody doesn't know anything about sexual intercourse, because "if i swalloed you wouldn't exist" makes absolutely no sense at all


4.

None

Topic: Halo 3 expansion pack!?

Posted: 09/03/08 07:46 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 8/30/08 04:08 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote:
Call of Duty 4: GOTY edition ring any bells?

The cod4 goty edition does not include any on-disc maps idiot


5.

None

Topic: New Halo 3 Achievements!

Posted: 09/03/08 07:41 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 9/3/08 01:04 AM, Grubby wrote: Heh, more achievements for more gamerpoints.

I'm going to buy both the Legendary map pack and Castle Crashers as soon as I get my gamerpoints.

I hope you meant microsoft points and you're not an idiot who thinks that gamerpoints= MS points, because there are a ton of those


6.

None

Topic: Manliest Names in the world

Posted: 08/30/08 12:18 AM

Forum: General

Fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster reporting for duty sir.


7.

Sad

Topic: A Kid From My School Died Today

Posted: 08/25/08 06:27 PM

Forum: General

At 8/25/08 05:11 PM, DasUberCow wrote: Thats pretty creepy. Couldve been you!

From what i have seen, jewdude's IQ is not low enough for him to consider sprinting across a crowded highway.


8.

None

Topic: If you were a mod...

Posted: 08/25/08 12:48 AM

Forum: General

At 8/25/08 12:21 AM, OsAmARaMa wrote: I'd continue participating on the BBS as I have in the past, using the moderation tools as I see fit.

That would have been a great lock message for this seeing how you got 1st post. But that'd be fucked up.

Anyways, I thought i read somewhere that making any topics about "what if you were a mod' or 'can i be a mod' etc. " cancelled your chances of being a mod but whatever, im not gonna backseat mod.


9.

Angry

Topic: my mom won teh lottery!

Posted: 08/24/08 07:18 PM

Forum: General

You don't get it all at once you dumb conceited prick. 680 Thousand dollars doesn't mean you can buy your way out of school. And in case you didn't know, the lottery isn't awarded all at once, She will slowly receive her money in increments over a period of usually 20+ years.


10.

None

Topic: Team fortress 2 or The movies?

Posted: 08/24/08 07:13 PM

Forum: Video Games

My movies disc fucked up and i couldn't return it because i used the CD key but then for some reason it cancelled the cd key and i had to restart the process, only to find that the CD key was "already used."

However, TF2 is a very fun game and if you have Garry's Mod, then it is worth it to get it for all the extra part's, unless you feel like downloading the parts illegally. But if you do that, there's not too many available i've only seen illegal mod's for the characters, no props.

And of course, The movies can run on a mac but tf2 can't. Just in case you are a mac user. Because i have had to put up with a lot of their shit.

Then again, a mac user shouldn't be using this forum.


11.

None

Topic: My Uncle Just Died.

Posted: 08/24/08 06:23 PM

Forum: General

At 8/24/08 05:55 PM, Monkey-Boy wrote: Cracker got owned.

Sorry about your uncle, that's all i can say.

And to this guy, as off-topic as it may be, congrats on 2,222 posts.


12.

Sad

Topic: Good Metal Bands?

Posted: 08/24/08 06:22 PM

Forum: General

At 8/24/08 04:44 PM, Republican1235 wrote: system of a down, slipknot, europe, twisted sister
system of a down
SYSTEM OF A FUCKING DOWN!!

Please tell me that was a joke, regarding them being a metal band.

Please.


13.

None

Topic: garrys mod help

Posted: 08/23/08 12:36 PM

Forum: Video Games

It depends on the add-on, but for most beginning large mods you just extract them to the add-ons folder from winzip or winrar.

The add-ons folder can be found inside your garrysmod folder.
The garrysmod folder is in a other garrysmodfolder.
The garrysmod folder is in the steamapps folder.
The steamapps folder is in the Steam folder.
You should be able to find the steam folder.


14.

None

Topic: Should Adult Swim Stay On T.v.?

Posted: 08/23/08 12:26 PM

Forum: General

At 8/23/08 05:04 AM, iscrulz wrote:
At 8/23/08 04:42 AM, ImlunchBoxx wrote: hell yea it should stay around except fucking anime weekends those suck
I am in love, we see eye to eye.

Finally people have the same opinions as me on this, i hate the anime on adult swim and i get flamed the hell out of for not liking it.


15.

None

Topic: Sooo... this just came in the mail.

Posted: 08/22/08 07:42 PM

Forum: General

Fuck it while you play hellgate.

Also, i knew what you were talking about just like dragonsgrief. It was kinda obvious, and it's funny how all these idiots have no ideas what a fleshlight is. I thought about it but i realized I couldn't really do it, I would feel like such a fucking low-life loser fucking an artificial vagina...


16.

Elated

Topic: so yeah i just bought a mac.

Posted: 08/22/08 07:38 PM

Forum: General

At 8/22/08 06:10 PM, Victory wrote:
At 8/22/08 04:54 PM, Loltastic wrote: To bad you can't play any games.
None of these are games.

Nothing in this entire section of this website constitutes as a game.

Also, i have a macbook and i used to like it, but in no way is it superior to a pc. Somebody link me to the apple page for their desktop computer (no laptops for now, let's leave this at desktops for the moment) and include a reason it is so fucking great. I guarantee you i can prove you wrong.


17.

Mad as Hell

Topic: I have found my moms stash!

Posted: 08/22/08 07:29 PM

Forum: General

At 8/22/08 06:07 PM, g0t wrote:
I thought rules were in place so that the site doesn't have to deal with nonsense and things that could get them into trouble with the law. Some punk kid stealing from under his mom's bed isn't really illegal since he's a part of that family. It's as much his money as it is hers.

listen here, i am not sucking Funk's mod cock or anything, as I never have done that before to any mod and I never will, i hate that.

However, you're a fucking idiot if you consider that money his also.

Put yourself in this scenario:

You are living in a 1 bedroom apartment with your 13 year old son. You can barely even afford to pull in $1080 a month. Hell, your kid has to sleep on a waterbed in the main room.You put it in a safe, and your kid finds it.

He then goes online and brags about it, so then he goes and spends it all on shrooms like he has been told. So he goes and buy's a thousand bucks worth of shrooms, and they are non-refundable for fucking obvious reasons.

You now have your whole month's pay gone to drugs. What the fuck do you do now, huh? There goes grocery money, you can't afford your monthly car payment if you chose to pay it off gradually, you would have to get bus passes from last month's spare 50$.

I would be fucking pissed if any of that ever came true for me. So explain to me how the fuck this kid is entitled to his mother's 1 thousand dollars. He isn't entitled legally by any means unless he kills the bitch and makes her write out a will before.

If i was funk this asshole's account would already be banned for at least 3 days. I would strangle this kid if he spent any of that money and i knew him.


18.

Angry

Topic: I have found my moms stash!

Posted: 08/22/08 07:14 PM

Forum: General

At 8/22/08 05:30 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: That's 1080 dollars.

Go buy 1080 packs of gum, which will be 16200 pieces of gum.

Send it all to me.

First off, to the OP: You know you don't have the balls to do shit, just ask wade to delete your account and maybe you can get a life before 7th grade starts for you, if it hasn't started yet.

And to this guy, this is a little off-topic but nobody is going to buy any of your portal shirts. They have no design, and you can get official+better ones from the valve store. For 10 bucks less.


19.

None

Topic: Rage's gift to you: Abusive reviews

Posted: 08/22/08 12:31 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

At 8/22/08 06:09 AM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote:
At 8/22/08 06:07 AM, SidDemset wrote: Yeah, he's writing only short comments, but he's 12! No abusive on his review list... rather useless. I think it would be negative points.
I write short reviews rarely anymore.. I at least try to make it critisive...
also...lol at audiospark for looking underaged

Actually i've talked to him in PM and on AIM before, he told me he's 11.


20.

Angry

Topic: Heath Ledge for oscar?

Posted: 08/22/08 12:26 PM

Forum: General

There has been way to much discussion of his performance than he rightfully deserved, in my honest opinion.

He did a good job as the joker, but it wasn't the best acting performance ever. He only said "why so serious" once in the movie from what i can remember, and It wasn't even a big line. I personally think it really wasn't worth all the fame that that one specific line has now, because Heath Ledger is dead. However, that's just opinion.

Fact however, is that while Heath Ledger put in a solid performance as the Joker, everybody knows on the inside they just hype it up so they can feel good because they want to support the "underdog", or because he is dead.

Fact is, Heath Ledger doesn't really deserve all of your god damn attention. Friends and family should be honoring him and feeling sad at the moment (Maybe), but you people need to fucking lay off. He wasn't even a fucking hero, he didn't save 6 cats and a fat black cat-obsessed woman out of a burning building, he just straight up killed himself. He ate to many pills, and what do you know. He died. One of the main known pills he had in his system at the time of death was Vicodin, the pill that Brett Favre is famous for getting addicted to. I don't remember 1.5 million people feeling sorry for Brett Favre and talking about voting him into the Pro Bowl because he took prescription drugs.


21.

Questioning

Topic: girl i made out with=armitage!

Posted: 08/22/08 12:16 PM

Forum: General

At 8/22/08 04:57 AM, Convictim wrote:
At 8/22/08 04:56 AM, Gergaloth wrote: Anyone else fucking LOVE gobstoppers?
Hell yes,but I think Mudkips is better.

Take it back to 4chan faggot. Hasn't 6th grade started yet?

And you never explained this, what the fuck does armitage mean? That's the only reason i opened the thread.


22.

Sad

Topic: I've become 'one of them'

Posted: 08/22/08 03:41 AM

Forum: General

Regardless of sign-up date, I am sure I can speak for many people when i say that I've been posting and being active on the internet for longer than my sign-up date. No, I am not a faggot who is trying to say "lol no you guys r stupid, i've been here for 6 years i just signed up in 07," but I am just trying to say that I can share your feelings very much.

I've been an active lurker of 4chan for a while now, about 2 years before I signed up here. When I was there, and i finally realized that it was never going to get better, i came here off of google on a chance, and thought this place was great. I joined maybe 3 days later max.

This place had so much potential, or so I thought when I joined. I came here and joined, and I found the forums button maybe a month or 6 weeks after I came here. I went and learned as much as I could about newgrounds, and I helped a shitload with wikigrounds, until I realized that it was basically just a combination of wikipedia and ED, so I figured it wasn't really worth time out of my day.

In my time on 4chan, I was basically given a briefing course for meme's, internet culture, and all that other shit that would make other people give me strange looks had I mentioned them IRL. I came here in search of a better forum, and a place i could call E-Home. I came here and absolutely loved the forums when i found out about them. I loved to post here, I told my uninformed, non E-Savvy friends about it. I basically told them it was a place to play games and shit. I even posted in my share of epic and funny threads, and got my post count up a little bit. Then, the school year caught up and I realized that this place was really just a shithole.

And there you get my long absence. I finally got fed-up with being called new by 06 users that were older here, but not in the internet or even IRL probably, than me. Count that in with my extremely low post count of 1k, and it wasn't really worth it. I left for a pretty fucking long time, or so it seemed as far as the internet goes. Maybe 4 or 5 months at least.

Then, Newgrounds, i came back to you. I was hoping for something that was better than the 9-12 year olds loitering on /b/ until 6/7th grade started so they could go start their adventures in middle school. But nope, this place has only caught on with the cancer almost as much as 4chan. I now realize that this place is virtually a 4chan with mods, and it doesn't suck balls.

However, it still leaves me wishing to have you back newgrounds. I don't know what i ever did wrong to you Old Newgrounds, but i want you back over this shithole that exists now. Yes, there is a good amount of regulars and non-troll's/newbies, but that number is growing shorter by the day. Come back to me newgrounds, give me a BBS that isn't infested with shit.

TL;dr : WTF NG?!?!?!


23.

Elated

Topic: Californians are better than you.

Posted: 08/22/08 03:19 AM

Forum: General

At 8/22/08 03:08 AM, americanidiot2f wrote:
At 8/22/08 03:00 AM, ABORTIONxEXPRESS wrote: If all you think of California is fake tits and movies, that's Hollywood buddy.

San Fran is about as far away (mentally/politically) as you can get from that sort of think.

In fact, the way you make generalizations I think you'd fit right in with LA people.

Douche bag.
<3

Even more <3 love for both of you.

I hate californian stereotypes, not because they're annoying, but they're just downright not funny for the most part. I can handle it when people make fun of californians, but not when it's blatant and unfunny like that guy.

l2california before you stereotype people.


24.

Elated

Topic: Californians are better than you.

Posted: 08/22/08 03:16 AM

Forum: General

I live in a town nearby there. While this guy is somewhat unique, he isn't no.1 or anything.

I've been to a good amount of giants games (not this season though, i haven't paid attention for shit this season) and that gate is a fucking mass gathering for bums after/before a game. That is probably the single square with the most bums irl i've ever seen. Not to mention there's parking nearby and on the bridge you cross (on a sidewalk, you're not crossing the street unless you parked somewhere else) there is usually at least 12 bums on that 1 side of the bridge, begging for money.


25.

None

Topic: How to get your GF into gaming

Posted: 08/22/08 02:50 AM

Forum: General

Do not introduce her to the world of gaming with anything hardcore like halo

That's where you fucked up.

Halo = not fucking hardcore


26.

Winking

Topic: Showers At Night Or Morning?

Posted: 08/21/08 06:21 PM

Forum: General

I just got out of the shower and got dressed, so fuck you! I'm an afternoon person!

Except in the school year, i wake up way earlier and shower in the morning.


27.

Sad

Topic: Can you die from a tumor or zist?

Posted: 08/21/08 04:06 PM

Forum: General

I have no idea what the fuck a zist is (most likely you meant Cyst, due to what other people in the thread have said. I still have no idea what the fuck that is, but I am sure the others do), but Tumors can turn out quite deadly. My grandpa died a year before i was born, in the early 90's. He had a brain tumor, but the doctors fucking epic failed and didn't treat it at all because they didn't know shit, so my grandpa died a slow/painful death.


28.

Shouting

Topic: Dies Wade...

Posted: 08/21/08 04:02 PM

Forum: General

At 8/21/08 03:38 PM, WadeFulp wrote: I only wear sunglasses when I'm out in bright sun, or driving in bright sun.

Oh Shi-

I thought you died?


29.

None

Topic: Dragonforce: Thru The F&f= Holy Shi

Posted: 08/21/08 02:34 PM

Forum: General

Oh newgrounds, what's happening. The summer cancer from 4chan has spread over here once again...

Don't you faggots go back to school sometime?


30.

Mad as Hell

Topic: TomsPulp has been deleted.

Posted: 08/20/08 11:44 PM

Forum: General

Oh goddamnit, didn't this happen once already?


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