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Well Im scared of his dad cuz hes like on steroids...and he got clones...and bazookas.

At 1/31/11 07:33 PM, DjBliss wrote: done b4 a 12 yr old

wow..

I was at this drugstore and when I left I saw mah twelve year old sis making out with my best friend. I was shocked so I went up to him and punched him in the face. He started yelling at me and I knew what I did was probably the wrong thing to do so I said "Sorry dude..." and left. When I was walking to school the next day He told his father what I did and I was almost certain He was not afraid to shoot me. When he walked around a corner and I saw him he looked at me and I ran. When I got out of school I saw him driving down the street slowly. I ran back home and Im on my computer now but Im scared as hell so plaz help me.

At 1/31/11 05:05 PM, thatbennyguy wrote: Gentlemen.

CORN!!!!!

cuz we all hate you and ill never be banmned suckas!!!!!!!

They said they were gonna eat me if I slept again. Th-they're gonna poison mah food. Help me...the voices told me they were gonna make it all better. They're gonna strike at any time. I saw it all. I could see everyone dying but me. They're gonna torture me before they eat me. I tried caffein pills but they dont work for me so I cut myself to stay awak. The pain keeps me from falling asleep. I cut myself so deep that i scream when I touch the bone. I started to run out of food but Im to scared to leave my house so I cut my fingers on my left hand off and tried to savor them for the next few days. Help me.

At 1/13/11 06:04 PM, SSPBOURNE wrote: Don't die.

Fuck you I was about to say that.

if you could eat or drink anything for one day what would you eat

well right now im feeling kinda horny so.....

At 1/30/11 09:12 PM, KillerSkull wrote:

At 1/30/11 09:11 PM, maxninja234 wrote:

Im talking about the OP

You ARE the OP!

No that was my twin brother naxminja234 but he used my account.

At 1/30/11 08:17 PM, squirrelking69 wrote: Umm... That guy is you... Unless you mean somebody else in that thread, in which case you should have quoted them in that thread, and said this, not make another thread about it.
Either way, I hate you now.

Im talking about the OP

this guy is so retarded he failed so bad read his failure

retarded guy

you failed

At 1/30/11 08:04 PM, maxscool101 wrote: Deadliest Warrior would never pick them, but both are pussys.

just like i said only mine was better.

let me settle this...they both chicken out then the hulk comes and smashes them both with his huge green cock.

At 1/30/11 07:43 PM, squirrelking69 wrote: Cool story bro.
One question, how are you typing this with no fingers?

I only cut off my fingers from my left hand.

They said they were gonna eat me if I slept again. Th-they're gonna poison mah food. Help me...the voices told me they were gonna make it all better. They're gonna strike at any time. I saw it all. I could see everyone dying but me. They're gonna torture me before they eat me. I tried caffein pills but they dont work for me so I cut myself to stay awak. The pain keeps me from falling asleep. I cut myself so deep that i scream when I touch the bone. I started to run out of food but Im to scared to leave my house so I cut my fingers on my left hand off and tried to savor them for the next few days. Help me.

i may have one like u described this one girl i know but i dont get the bonus points and also would my half nephue count?

here

Well its a game were this dude gets his gf captured and he goes to fight the people and he has like these powers were he can stop time and like everything goes in slow mo and this will be the song for main menu and some cutscenes!

EPIC SONG!

GRAY FOX!!!! if you havent played metal gear solid you are a newb

are you saying you cant cuz im younder and i do it all the time!!!

dreams hopes the thought of a happy tommorrow

At 1/6/11 09:00 PM, FrostMonarch wrote: OK according to the posts, most people would bug out, and go some where. So you go home, obvious choice, right? When you get home, there is no one there, not a sound, not even a mouse. But there is a message on your home phone, it is the same person, who says,"Why were you not there? We said we would change everything." the person then hangs up. After you calm down, and change your pants, you remember that you still have the small black book.You open to the page with the blood, and you remember you have a friend who has experience in forensics, so you call him up, making sure to keep the call short, you ask him if he still has any friends working in the field, he says "Yes, why?" You say to not worry about it, and call in a favor from long ago. He agrees, you then hear an almost inaudible *click* on the phone, your friend is still there, and you recall that there are two phones in your house, one in your hand, one in your room. After quickly hanging you you look around.

You have within easy reach: a knife, one from your cutlery board, your car keys, and finally a picture of your family
what do you take?

What do you do?

Well I have to say this is getting interesting.

I grab the knife, the black book, and leave. I get another phone call That says."Were going to help you change...but were are you.". I black out and wake up in a dark room. Your awake but you are cover with a blindfold and chained to a wall. You hear"Your going to change soon."

At 12/27/10 07:26 PM, 111122223138 wrote: Some sugars fo yo's pancakes

I loled so hard i cried when i saw this!

At 12/27/10 04:57 PM, AnonyMrs wrote: And she likes games like Left 4 Dead, Halo, and COD BLOPS.
What's wrong with her?

I like badass girls!!!1

my fave anime is W REVENGER. Its epic with dan ballans sugar tunes!

heres a link! w revengers at the end! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srAFi7dZJ A0&feature=feedf

At 11/11/10 09:28 PM, Bryan wrote: "Over 9000!!!"- Vegeta, Drangon Ball Z

You took mine bitch...

I would delete wade fulp because he shouldnt trust anyone with that power.