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if your a man become a man whore. If your a woman become a whore! PROBLEM SOLVED!

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At 3/29/11 08:34 PM, RacistBassist wrote: This long without a piercing heaven reference?

What has the world come to?

ILL PEIRCE THE HEAVENS WITH MY PENIS!!!

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At 3/29/11 08:30 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: The guy on the left dies in the eighth episode.

He'll be missed.

Giving the noobs spoilers eh? Your no better than Hitler

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Its just awesome right, it has mechs, hot girls, and a badass leader.

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i donated blood...alot of blood. I dont fell to goo...*faints*

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At 3/23/11 09:40 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: The thread can go straight to the sinker. But I figure he's got a point with the list...
Now on the BBS without the pop-ups and what not. Prepare to fire that chauvinist squirt gun from beneath that zipperlock and comment as if your balls depend on it.

Reasons why men are stupid:

1. They make you want them over and over again, and each time they hurt you like before

Thats only assholes

2. Just b/c it "feels right" means its ok. They completely forget about your feelings too.

this is like two different reasons but also no

3. They make you want them over and over again, and each time they hurt you like before

thats because we want you we dont mean to hurt you

4. Male pattern baldness

fuck you

5. The geniuses tell your best friend secrets and expect them not to tell you

i want to know the secrets

6. When they're w/ their girlfriend they look at other girls

no we dont and if we do just break up with us well hook up with them

7. Scratch "their stuff" every 15 minutes

...i...you...it gets itchy.

8. Everything they do is a competition

lol no

9. Toilet seat....terrible aim......got the picture?

lol no

10. Um, hi my eyes are up here, stop staring at my chest

oh my bad *looks at ass*

11. They just can't be satisfied w/ one female

and you can be satisfied with one man?

12. They don't take no for an answer

you

13. They're hairy

natural

14. Take advantage when you're most vulernable

lol no

15. Think they could get anyone they wanted

only girls think that...and its annoying

16. Love and leave

assholes

17. Tell every friend how far they've gotten w/ you, or lie about how far they've gotten with you

you

18. If they just break up w/ a girl.... 5 min later their already jumping on another one

no

19. They say they'll call.... but never do

my phone is across the room but im to lazy to grab it

20. Go after girls that are all hoochified but when you dress like that they make you cover up

???

21. They let what their friends have to say impact them so much, it influences the decisions they make about everything

cuz their all geniuses duh

22. When they make you cry they think its funny

we feel bad

23. They feel "trapped"

what

24. MENopause, MENstruation... etc.....

stfu

25. Men think its never the right time to talk about the relationship

czu you dont understand

26. No matter how many clothes are in their wardrobe they always wear the same thing

cuz we like comfort not style

27. Men dont know when you want them to lie

no you

28. Break up with you the day before your anniversary

no

29. Promise things that they know they can't keep or intend on not keeping

i was busy scratchin *my stuff*.

30. Like making fun of you when you do something wrong, as if they do everything perfectly all the time

NO YOU

31. Think beer, partying, and girls are the best things on earth

duh

32. One word: cheap!(not all are but from our experiences...)

assholes

33. Its not QUALITY that matters to them, but QUANTITY

cuz were gonna break it by tommorow i need a spare

34. Don't like to share they're feelings

...no

35. Believe that women belong in the kitchen

They belong in the bed...with me

I got to lazy to finish pwning you so this is the end.

36. After a couple months of dating they don't act sweet or try to impress you anymore
37. Act totally different towards you when they are with their friends
38. Most guys eat whatever they want and don't gain a pound, its so annoying
39. They don't know how to say sorry when they do something wrong and learn to stop doing it
40. They don't take no for an answer
41. They can't settle down. Its like they have to spread their seed to everyone.
42. Their ebonics
43. Pants are 4 sizes too big
44. We must not forget their manly tales about stupid stuff they probably never did
45. They think a smack on the butt and "you'll get 'em next time" is an appropriate way to end a four year relationship
46. They think unhooking a woman's bra with one hand is a talent
47. They will cheat on you if given half a chance, and then blame it on the girl
48. It's okay, even encouraged for a guy to be a slut
49. They never call when you want them to, or when they say they will
50. They are obsessed with their penises
51. After making love, they get up and raid the fridge...and the cynics say romance is dead
52. They will eat mysterious food, originating deep within the bowels of the fridge, as long as it doesn't "smell too bad"
53. They're all looking for a "nice, funny, smart girl" who just happens to look like Pamela Anderson and has the libido of a rabbit
54. Lesbian and catholic schoolgirl fetishes

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me tom wade and stamper. Our team will be called team Gurren.

You get points if you know what gurren is.

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At 3/26/11 08:58 AM, RedCoin wrote: Tell me more.

Heres a

link. Find out for yourself.

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I like the darkness. They should make it a keeper.

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Well today I was walking home and this dumbass stalker followes me and my cousin around while were walkin. Today he came up and hit me in the balls for no apperant reson, i hit the crap out of him an hee droped his books and got reade to fight. dumbass

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I just listened to that song...now I love Justin Beiber.

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well let me just this from the begging. Back when I was young this girl I knew I liked alot but it never happened. She moved away for a long time but then her school and mine merged. When she came back she HAD A BOYFRIEND shes been dating all the time she was gone. She started breaking up with him and I figured I had a chance. She wanted to hang out later so I said ok cuz She broke up with him. I found out later they GOT BACK TOGETHER. We hung out and had fun *NO WE DIDNT HAVE SEX SO DONT THINK ABOUT IT* The next day the people that sit at my table at lunch were talking about how LATER THAT DAY THEY WENT OUT TOO! I thought about it and realized that SHE FLIRTS WITH EVERYONE AROUND HER BOYFRIEND. I dont know what to do now plz help.

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now my youtube videos lag but every thing else is better. What do I do?

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I did pretty bad on my grades at school so Im grounded from everything (including computer) for the whole year starting now.

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I would kill myself quickly and painlessly. I would leave a death note saying I couldnt hold the sadness that is life. You would then go on in life for 5 years. Finally you couldnt take it without me. You decide to hang yourself. Just as you jump off the chair I come outa nowhere and cut the rope. This song starts and I hug you, turn to pure aura and fly out the window.

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In this game you will read the basic action of the person above you and you will type a way for them to die doing that action. You will then type your action below for the person below you. Ill start

Picking up a penny.

PS: EPIK GAME SONG!!!

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Umm...Im just got a thought. You are both far off topic.

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I listen to bad ass songs like this and imagine badass fight scenes for my current or future animations.(Dont say I dont have any current animations cuz im working on them.)

Does anyone else do this?

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Well ok im just gonna give you the back story first. Theirs this girl Ive known since as long as I can remember, about 3rd grade. Ive always liked her but never really had the guts to say anything. In 4th grade she moved away. In fith I was quiet and didnt talk alot. When I first started middle school her and my school merged. I had no classes with her and only said hi occasionally. Now in seventh she is in all my classes and I found out she has had the same boyfriend for the past 3 years now. Im one of her best friends but I cant say anything. Her and her boyfriend break up alot but she always gets back with him by the next day (not alot of time for me to make my move). My question, or questions.

1:Is it ok to like her?

2:What really should I do?

3:Should I try to break dem up?

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lll

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shut up.

Penis McPenis

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That was so unfunny heres a present: Penis McPenis

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Im in grade 7

Penis McPenis: Ive said this on about ten threads now.

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Ive decided to make my own videos and movie theater and shit. Heres a list of my shows.

1: Penis McPenis
2:P3nis McP3nis
3:Penis McPenis 2 The End of Penis McPenis
4:Penis Mcpenis 3 Penis McPenis Returns
5:The Son of Penis McPenis

So guys what doya think?

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Honestly, if you like your emo gf better than by all means stay by her side.

PS:break up with your emo gf

PSS: Penis McPenis

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Penis McPenis

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At 2/27/11 11:24 AM, SireWolf wrote: Can I has a invisible lolipop now?

*Gives invisipop*

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Penis McPenis

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penis frenchfrye

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Ill give the winner of the best sig an invisible lolipop or hooker. You choose!