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At 4/7/11 09:53 PM, Sasoriuchiha72 wrote: I am really close to getting into one of my friend's pants and I like her and she likes me, but I recently met some new girl at my school and she's really cute. I talked to her and she's pretty nice.

So newgrounds, who's pants should I get into?

mine...now...you SMECSY PECE OF MEN CAKE

A

What does wrapping a piece of string around your waist and shit have to do with being sexist?

Sexual
Sorry

At 4/7/11 09:41 PM, Yukin wrote:

At 4/7/11 09:36 PM, maxninja234 wrote:

she wrapped it around her waist, up her chest and hooked it around her neck

Cuz shes crazy sexist

What? Why did she do this? And is the string really that long?

Idk and yes it was like 5ft long.

The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.

At 4/7/11 09:38 PM, FBIpolux wrote: What?

Thats what I said.

Well today in science class I had a random hook with a long string on the end. My friend Jade asked to see it so I gave it to her. She wouldnt give it back but when I saw her she wrapped it around her waist, up her chest and hooked it around her neck. I put on my troll face and was satisfied the rest of the day.

At 4/6/11 10:48 PM, Squidbit wrote: When I can't sleep, I try to force a dream. Basically I think of some random scenario and imagine it's like a movie that I'm watching in my head, and eventually my brain takes over and turns it into a dream, cause I'm asleep.
Sounds retarded, but it works.

Hey thanks, Im gonna try this! I fit dont work then expect more posts from me in teh next 30 mintues.

At 4/6/11 10:51 PM, EggoBleeder wrote: Drink a warm glass of snail milk.

Snail milk?

At 4/6/11 10:48 PM, elendryst wrote: Take two benadryl.

I can talk to my parents about it but I'm not sure.

I swear I have something wrong with me cuz...I cant sleep. Ive fapped , listened to music, I fapped again, and now Im posting. What do you do when you cant sleep?

I would have to say my best friend Jade. I like her alot but right now were friends. Shes a bit crazy,.

At 4/6/11 07:23 PM, Alchemist94 wrote:

At 4/6/11 05:48 PM, kisame wrote: When i dip,you dip,we dip.

Hey, you're that guy that kept PM'ing me asking for buttsex like 3 years ago!

LOL JUST LOL I LITTerally loled to this

well guess what... id un goofed.

today in school we were talking about the greek persian war. I wasnt paying attention and I was asked "And who attacked Greece in the Persian war?"

I answered sparta

limewire was awsome. It was recommended to me but when I tried to use it it was already locked and shit...

DUCKZ ARETEH SCHOOL SYZTEMZ SOUL. Thank you.

At 4/4/11 07:15 PM, Otto wrote: Almost got 3 inside me once

When you are attacked by the ducky army after they have appointed me dictator, don't

come crying to me.

PS:cock joke...for duckies

At 4/4/11 07:11 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: But they feel soooooo good.

How dare you. If you beleive in the lord you would not sin with a rubber duck.

/remember to use condoms at least

Think how perverted/traumatized rubber ducks are. Their race has seen millions of naked humans. I think we should let them run free in their natural habitat, the bathtub. NO MORE BATHES! I am starting the rubber ducks for peace foundation. Send me 10,000 dollars and I will hire employees to help save the rubber ducks. Thank you all for your kind services.

At 4/4/11 06:43 PM, Bees wrote: falling inside the black -skillet

You mah good sir won a cyber cookie.

*tryies to post pic but cant cuz it aint the right type*

nvm

Im working on this "friends with benefits thing" but she has a boyfriend

first person to name what song this is from gets a cyber cookie

At 4/4/11 06:05 PM, Oliver wrote: I prefer _______ because personally it's better than _______

maybe i shouldve thought this over...

seriously though i want a real answer

Which series do you personally think is better. I think that Metal Gear is better but only because I grew up with it. I don't really like games set in the future. I mean, Metal Gear is set in the future but it is still in modern times.

JUST ABOUT THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER IN MY LIFE EVER IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY OF EVERYTHING SINCE TIME AND SPACE EVER CUZ ITS JUST SO GODDAMN STUPID WITH ITS BLACK AND WHITENESS AND I GOTTA TURN UP THE VOLUME LIKE ALL TEH WAY UP CUZ 1911 DIDNT HAVE LO(UD NOISE THEIR JUST TRYIN TO ANNOY US CUZ WERE OVERPOPULATIN YOPUTUBE GODDAMN IT!!!!

Today in school in my last period we were in the library. I was done with my work and walking a round following this one girl. The teacher then announces:"Erick will be checking you out...I mean your books."So we laugh together then I look at the girl I was with up and down and say:"Mission accomplished"...she hates me now. Do you guys think I failed or do you think I failed in a bad ass way?!

i just killed some random person. ran my car right into em!!

i dont care he probably deserved it

your a faggot too

omgomgomg

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