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At 5/30/11 06:20 PM, Smorsh wrote:

At 5/30/11 06:15 PM, maxninja234 wrote: To Robotking: STFU its teh internetz, speling dosnt matter

That's the shittiest logic I've ever heard in my life.

Itz teh best logik if yu dont think apout it.

At 5/30/11 06:02 PM, Alexis-Wright wrote:

At 5/30/11 05:59 PM, robotking98 wrote:

why is it that allot of you bitch about what girls do... yet i cant bitch about what guys do?

I don't bitch about what girls do, I just can't take you seriously until you properly capitalize words at the beginning of your sentences.

grammar is not my strong point. you should see how shit is on facebook... it gets waaaay worse than my typing.

To Robotking: STFU its teh internetz, speling dosnt matter

To Alexis: STFU and make me a sammich!!!

A magical genie. I would then wish to be free, and continue with my other two wishes.

I'm so sorry but I don't have the attention span to read that much in one post. I have to troll you...I'm so sorry. You should have grabbed her cock...

At 5/29/11 10:38 AM, CherinoGears wrote:

At 5/29/11 10:18 AM, FatJoe214 wrote: I celebrate Christmas for the presents.

exactly.

IKR...+1 post

At 5/29/11 10:21 AM, LifePlan wrote: You're welcome.

Why is candy like music? You have to throw away the rappers.

I thought the title said How to get raped

Thats wrong. It's not possible to do that forever. Think how the rest of the world will look on their child because they had a stupid idea. Eventually people will figure it out and then the parents will realize that the whole plan was for nothing.

At 5/25/11 09:21 PM, AwfulAwful wrote:

At 5/25/11 09:20 PM, maxninja234 wrote: You have any friends? Either way go outside and talk to people. You'r not going to get a real answer on Newgrounds. Posting here hoping for answers from mostly trolls isn't constructive. Where I'm at its almost night so tommorow go outside early and look for people to hang out with. Constuctive things will come naturally.

Have you ever tried masturbating?

I just posted saying how my dick burns from masturbating from shampoo check my posts asshole. I'll now admit that that first sentence made me seem like a huge retard.

I'm not going to be a troll but give you a real answer like Space Whale. You have any friends? Either way go outside and talk to people. You'r not going to get a real answer on Newgrounds. Posting here hoping for answers from mostly trolls isn't constructive. Where I'm at its almost night so tommorow go outside early and look for people to hang out with. Constuctive things will come naturally.

it dosnt matter id just sit in my room and cry

forever alone.jpeg

the feeling is starting to go away thank god.

At 5/25/11 08:52 PM, Benji wrote: "Do people without feet wear socks?
No. Then why do you wear a bra?"

i luv u

ok i was in the bath jacking off, I soaped up my hands and started jacking off. it felt so good. i put some shampoo and started jacking off. my dick is cold and burning and i cant breathe lol help.

If a cop is going to have such poor judgement that he tazed a ten year he should be fired. I would have shot her really, she could be a danger to society later in her life so I think that life should be ended now.

At 5/21/11 12:40 PM, phrozonfire wrote: Found this, looks like what you're looking for.

I don't trust any links in this thread cuz I'm afraid I'm gonna get the virus that was mentioned by the OP. I don't know what I'm afraid of though because I have Windows XP.

you should buy one of those car ballsacks that go on teh back of your car.

At 5/17/11 07:59 PM, daethdrain wrote: A young boy goes up to his mother with his finger covered in red goop.

He tells his mother "my baby brothers head is really soft"

I didn't laugh...but I am now.

no really no

At 5/15/11 10:32 PM, Hobzzz wrote: Is he even active anymore?

I saw him post...once...

I vote Krinkles to have a custom badge like mods and Tom Fulp have. He's really popular and I think its a good idea.

http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/tassi osouza/redesigned-alien-hominid

Read the comments, username, and how the comments have been voted and tell me what you see wrong here. I helped the artist out that made this and he even complimented me and the only comments that weren't voted as useless were Tom Fulp and Luis. My comment was just as good as theirs but I know its like, "OMG itz tom fulp wets vote dis good!"

I don't trust those links...or the topic at all.

At 5/15/11 04:12 AM, Cootie wrote: Who gives a dick? Go over there and pound that ass.

The OP will be if he pounds that ass.

At 5/14/11 12:28 PM, mothballs wrote:

At 5/14/11 12:20 PM, maxninja234 wrote:

At 5/14/11 12:18 PM, mothballs wrote: You're a moron. There are loads of women on newgrounds.

Well you could say that and be an asshole, or you could post links.

How many links do you want?

Okay now I know 7 women on Newgrounds Vs the CRAPLOADS OF DUDES!

bump

At 5/14/11 12:26 PM, Quinny wrote: Shouldn't you be at school or playing on your Xbox instead of thinking about girls? I doubt they'd have any time for you anyway, you sound like a right weirdo.

1: its Saturday
2: I have a Playstation
3: I have loads of time
4: fuck you.

At 5/14/11 12:18 PM, mothballs wrote: You're a moron. There are loads of women on newgrounds.

Well you could say that and be an asshole, or you could post links.

I know we have Gagsy and like two other women accounts but we still need more.

You better be a troll. I swear to god if you'r not a troll I'm gonna kill mahself.