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At 6/15/11 09:04 PM, LucasJC wrote: I quit a few years ago. The forums are annoying and all the games suck.

I quit 2 after the games ended up being all the same thing basicly. An obby and SUPER JASON SURVIVAL OBBY are the same thing so I quit.

Yes...every woman I look at I just pass out dreaming of violently raping her. Why?

At 6/15/11 09:01 PM, PePpEr828 wrote: I play that game.

But I doubt that anyone else does.

co0l got milk?

Nones haz anything tosay?

IDK...anyone else plae? Hate it, like it? Please talk to me I have no friends...

At 6/15/11 08:27 PM, kidd25 wrote:

At 6/15/11 07:04 PM, Vincens wrote: Put salt on them and watch them wither in pain.

am i the only one that noticed your sig_

No, how has he not been banned?

Tom Fulp YAY DO I WIN...really though I live in PA so I guess I live kinda close to him.

My left, water is not a good lube so I keep my right hand dry.

You know you'r out of shape when...you have a Newgrounds account!

I'm pretty shure my dad knows I have an account but he has never looked at it. He would be pretty upset to see my posts...*I've linked to porn* He wouldn't really care besides the porn part. My mum dosn't know about my account but my life would be over if she did. Thank god none of them know my username or password. *goes and starts erasing all traces that this is me*

At 6/7/11 02:05 PM, Genocide wrote:

:: DID YOU READ THE ARTICLE?

He was demanding them to count every penny. He was probably being irrational and angry. Not many people would call the fucking cops if you just hand them a jug of pennies and say "here's 25 dollars". I love how people just assume that the article covers every detail and aspect, because that's totally how the media works. Imagine being there, and then try and rationalize how such a situation would have come about.

Ok, so if I try to pay you 25$ in pennies, I deserve to be fined 140$? Even rude and irrational dosn't deserve such a huge punishment for trying to pay you'r bill.

This man was fined up to 140$ for paying his 25$ fine in pennies. This is no crime. Pennies are legal tender for all debts public and private...so...yah.

At 6/6/11 05:18 PM, YoungAndWise wrote: But mom brought me a delicious sandwich...

Well how bout I help you eat her *sandwich* and you get her ass?

At 6/6/11 05:15 PM, FirstBaby wrote:

At 6/6/11 05:13 PM, maxninja234 wrote:

At 6/6/11 05:12 PM, FirstBaby wrote: *Goes to a porn site*

I said the

last person you saw.

And I said I was going to a porn site.

I love you.

At 6/6/11 05:12 PM, FirstBaby wrote: *Goes to a porn site*

I said the

last person you saw.

is going to have sex with you...who is it?

At 6/3/11 08:55 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: It's actually more likely that you dreamed something more vague and your mind didn't fully get it, and when you saw this piece of paper your mind connected it to the memories of the dream making it seem like it happened before.
Deja vu is incredibly common, I get it all the time that I picture remembering things happening in current time, its all just your mind pieces it together as best as it can.

Everything was blurred out in my dream, I remember I could see most of the room I was in. I could see small blurs sitting around, and I could see a big blur, my techer, holding something purple. Something like this happened to me a second time but I can't remember it at all.

At 6/3/11 08:52 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: Coincidence, perhaps?

And no, I've never had a dream like that before.

COINCIDENCE, I THINK NOT!

This is a true story and happened to me sometime between second and third grade. I had a strange dream about a project we were doing and in my dream I remember my teacher holding up something purple and blurry. The next day I went to school as usual and our teacher had held up a purple peice of paper with a normal peice of paper attached to it. I didn't think much of it until I remembered my dream and I was freaked the fuck freaking out. Has something like this ever happened to you?

Go to school, rape every girl until people try to stop me, shoot myself.

At 6/3/11 08:30 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: I grab my knife and look through the eye hole. If he looks harmless I open the door.

Did you read the post at all? Except for that first6 parrt.

Boobs prints vagina under the captain. When can the inhabitant decline across boobs? Boobs sweeps over the led laugh. When can the squad cough behind vagina? When can the philosopher try into the patient cable? The tender neighborhood snacks before a chemical wheel. What?

At 6/3/11 06:33 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: If I'm blind and home then fuck no I'm not answering the door. I'd probably trip on something on the way.

Well you'll probably know your own home well enough to not tri....nevermind....

Imagine you are blind and in your house...alone. Someone knocks at your door but dosn't say anything. Do you open the door. Now it could be a relative, important buisness man, anyone. It could be a man at your door with a gun. You open the door?

At 6/3/11 06:21 PM, Ptero wrote: Yeah.

Thank you for your well thought out, descriptive post. I hope you post like this in the future.

If anyone uses Easy Toon I have a question. When I preveiw my animation, it is showing me the animation backwards. Is there a way to stop this?

Why is everyones numbers so low? Some peoples numbers are unimaginitivley high. They are five years old! I'm twelve and could take down like thirty. If they go for my crotch I'll be down after...two...but other than that like thirty kids.

bump

dump her ass and move to Canada or Mexico.

How do I ask a girl how often she masturbates withought getting my face ripped off?