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You guys are getting ripped off man.

Around here its like £1.20 for a 10 and about £2.00 for a 20

Im recording Ep 2 on V+, but I missed ep1 :'(

Anyone able to find it on tinternet? I looked for a while but couldnt :(

Pendulum = PENG!

Honestly, the only people i have ever met that doesnt like some pendulum are hardcore DnBers "Cos they made it mainstream" -- Music snobs

Seriously though, if you like pendulum, see if you can see them live. Ive seen em live twice, they are just plain fucking awesome

lifestyle and internet addiction by being unecesarily cruel to people you have never met.

Oh my, nice come back, yeah the majority of ng users who feel their lives are unfair are most often immature shits.\

I love how this idiot insults my comeback, then just ignores me! :P

It's like, oh yeah, that was a wank comeback.... urm... aw shit, I got nothing to say, he used more than 2 sylables in a word...

At 10/27/08 05:19 PM, zer0gravity1 wrote:

At 10/27/08 05:13 PM, Purpin wrote: Should've robbed obama and killed the gun dealer with change.

I laughed. Even though it was a pretty bad joke.

Me too.... I feel ashamed :(

At 10/27/08 05:16 PM, ixintro wrote: Here's one worse, our school has a system called "Visions" where the teacher can jump right onto your computer from theirs to see what you're up to and ALL your recent histroy along with all the other blocks.

Also, that program enables the teacher to force students to only use certain programs and also enables a lock of individual computers or all of them.

Freaking sucks!

ixintro you dont live in notts do you? cos i do n my skewl has exactly the same, Impero :@

I'm over here in rainy ole' England, and were only on series 3, so things might have changed, but...

Peter SHOULD be the best, but he's a pussy and always mucks up. Plus now that he has Sylars "power" he has THE HUNGER!!! *cue danger music* and kills everyone :P

TBH I think the best is future sylar (sorry, Gabriel :P ) He has a shit load of powers AND control of THE HUNGER!!! *cue danger music*

At 10/27/08 03:22 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: No, i'm not a whiny cunt who doesn't understand just how fucking lucky he's got it.

No, you're not. You're an unloved little shit who validates his narcisistic lifestyle and internet addiction by being unecesarily cruel to people you have never met.

At 10/27/08 01:17 PM, SweetSkater wrote:

At 10/27/08 01:13 PM, MissingNYC wrote: Brits are funny LOOKING... thats comedy right there
dont believe me? have one of them smile and look at those teeth

You know what else is funny? 9/11.

HAHA ^^ Racial intolerance FTW!

Seriously though, brits pwn, NYC fails and i, like many brits, have perfectly fine orthadontical health.

HOW COULD I HAVE OVERLOOKED DYLAN MORAN!?!?!

I am a fool!

Funniest man alive. I actually made my whole class break down in stitches (teaher and temp included) when I quoted one of his live performances...

AND THEN THE CAGE COMES DOWN!!

Dylan Moran FTW

There is a death sentence. But only for treason. That's bullshit. The royal family don't even do anything.

Actually, if I remember correctly, in Britain the death sentence can be assigned for treason or Piracy on the high seas with violence. Hence, my ultimate suicide plan.

If ever my life gets too hard to bear, I buy a ship, sail up the thames and shoot the queen with a sniper. Thus combining the two and getting hung or my absolute pwnage =]

When I brought this up in my ethics section of RE my teacher was laughing too much to tell me off for being stupid. She shares my piratey views =]

Also, my history teacher nearly got like 10 people charged with treason in the most AWESOME story ever.

Which i wont write now cos i cba and it sounds lame in type, you only realise how cool he is when I can actually speak

At 10/27/08 11:33 AM, Im-just-lucky wrote: He has died and gone to his heven

and he likes what he see.
and I cannot get rid of holy aura

DUDE! I wouldnt shag those girls cos of their age... AND I'M 15!!!

Yeah, the NHS is a joke and is riddled with problems.

On the plus side, we don't live in America. No offence to any Americans but their Healthcare system sucks major balls

NEVAR!!!
Liar! American is the world.

8. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups, never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; strawberries in season.
God Save the Queen."

First off I'll be doing none of the above. Because football is better than soccer. Baseball is better than cricket and tea is fucking overrated. Also AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

I really hope that was ironic humour, beacause if not, I fear for your future... :P

For example, how do you dress in the morning?

:P

All great comedians so far! Eddy Izzard was particularly hilarious at the secret policeman's ball.

Giraffes cant comunicate in any way, bar coughing.

And the legend that is Stephen Fry, Quite Interesting Extraudinaire!

Still though, Noel Fieldings's brand of random comedy is just side splittingly funny to me, guess its one of those each to his own things.

Wheatabix hands!

This ones mainly or the Brits, but anyone can chime in with a suggestion.

Just wondering, who do you think is the best current british comedic talent.

They just need to be funny, british and have worked recently to qualify.

For me, I would put in the entire cast of Never mind the buzzcocks, the phonejacker, Russel Brand and Russel Howards.

But the winner has to be Noel Fieldings, especially his live stuff, for example:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb8LAv2Xt0 Q&feature=related

OR, his AMAZING heckler rebuttal::

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DYUQjskz2V o&feature=related

Don't know if anyone has said this, but, as the comedy great Russel Howards said, "The ability to make anyone orgasm, with a single touch."

"Not for sexual purposes, just it would be great in a fight."

"FUCK HIM UP!" "I can't, he makes my belly fizz!"

At 10/27/08 06:58 AM, Gagsy wrote: Better a woman than a black.

I pray for they future of humanity that that was a very bad joke gagsy...

At 10/27/08 10:36 AM, The-Great-One wrote:

Fuck the British, we have the decision to pick our leaders. We're not run by a dictator, his club, with a figurehead like the British.

I'm sorry, I forgot that England is in a despotism? Wait what? It isn't? My lord...

"England is the world's oldest parliamentary democracy and consequently many constitutional, governmental and legal innovations that had their origin in England have been widely adopted by other nations."

And as for the monachy being a figure head, what of it? They are a good tourist attraction, bring in money to the economy and are important political ambasadors. Pro or anti monarchy is a British issue anyway, not one for an American.

At 10/27/08 10:17 AM, KevnSevn wrote:

At 10/27/08 09:17 AM, GraveJeff wrote:

"1. Then look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

Look it up in the dictionary . You will be amazed at just how wrongly you've been spelling "Aluminum".

Bloody idiot Americans, it's people like you that make your counrt look bad

Wikipedia:
In the UK and other countries using British spelling, only aluminium is used. In the United States, the spelling aluminium is largely unknown, and the spelling aluminum predominates. The Canadian Oxford Dictionary prefers aluminum, whereas the Australian Macquarie Dictionary prefers aluminium. The spelling in virtually all other languages is analogous to the -ium ending.

The spelling in virtually all other languages is analogous to the -ium ending.

Wow, so only American and Canada spell and pronounce it Aluminum? Wow, so every other English speaking counrty pronounces it AluminIUM? Wow, so the guy who percieved the process of electrolysising Aluminium called it Aluminium? Wow, so the country who where the language originates from calls it Aluminium?

We must all be wrong though, mustn't we? Go shoot some gay muslim terrorists with your shotgun and your inbred sister-wife whilst shouting "YE-HAW!" and drinking cheap whiskey you cliche ridden cunt.

Haha, a multitude of good points, however....

We would have to totally revamp their education system. Espacially in the south.

We would have to introduce them (by a series of nice and calm adverts and the like, so as not to scare them too much) to roads with HILLS and CORNERS)

We would have to slowly and systematically kill every single bible bashing freak who would happily kill a pro choice doctor, or a gay man etc..

It would take decades of work to show them that we have perfectly fine orthodontical health, tea is enjoyed in England, but not to the point of absurdity and that we do not all own yachts and butlers.

Also...

At 10/27/08 09:32 AM, SmokeX28 wrote: britains island wouldnt save them like in the past. b/c with the push of a button we could submerge their whole country in water.

I'm sorry, Britains island? First of its Britain's island, secondly its the island of britain not britains island and thirdly there are 2 major islands and a multitude of other islands, get your terribly tutored geography/grammar correct.

And also how on Earth would a nuke sink an island? Would it break up the tectonic plate and sink us below the mantle? Hmmmmm? No, we would all just die... Foo'.

Besides, the most likely outcome of nuking Britain would be a WW3, with almost every country declaring war on America on ethical grounds. Even if it wasnt, you would have the common wealth against you, and all their political allies etc.

Feel i should clarify, I didnt buy the lube thinking it was a condom, they came as a pair from my local sexual heath clinic and I put the lube in my wallet without looking at the label, presuming it was a jonny.

At my local petrol station. Or that's what it looked like to the cashier.

basically, I was coming home from town and I went in to buy a packet of chewing gum. I got my wallet out to pay and a load of pearly white stuff dripped out of it and onto the counter. The cashier gave me the dirtiest look imaginable then asked "you want some tissues with that?" Turns out the packet of (what I thought were condoms) Durex play liquid silk lube had burst in my wallet, and again, guess what, it looks identical to cum. Suffice to say, my wallet is wrecked and I am NEVER buying anything from that petrol station again.

Anone else got a story MORE embarassing?

At 10/24/08 05:53 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 10/23/08 02:25 PM, Mattztar wrote:

At 10/23/08 01:51 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 10/23/08 11:16 AM, Mattztar wrote:

At 10/23/08 01:27 AM, Samen wrote:

But I maintain my point about natural selection. They are being poached, either they evolve to survive and outwit/kill/ w/e the poacher or they dont deserve to live. Basic Darwinian.

Absolutely. Whatever isn't strong enough to survive, it eventually dies off. However, if species are being poached by humans, is it still natural selection? Kind of a one sided fight if you ask me.

What if they evolved to have a much higher virility or to have sex more or w/e, then the randy crocs genes live on and the non randy crocs genes dont, natural selection my friend =]

At 10/23/08 01:51 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 10/23/08 11:16 AM, Mattztar wrote:

At 10/23/08 01:27 AM, Samen wrote:

Secondly, what about parasites,

Population control. It's all about survival, too.

allmost all bacteria,

Decomposition. Also, some bacteria help clean up oil spills.

viruss

Promote balance of ecosystem.

and plenty of fungi?

You can eat some fungi. Others help in decomposition. Also, some promote bacterial life for reasons stated above.

They contribute in no wa, or in a definitly negative way.

We only call it negative because it can harm us. Without humans, everything would roll along just fine. It is in a positive way they contribute to te equilibrium of the whole ecosystem.

Ok, I just got mirked :P

But I maintain my point about natural selection. They are being poached, either they evolve to survive and outwit/kill/ w/e the poacher or they dont deserve to live. Basic Darwinian.

Stephen Hawkins? What a pretentious cunt! Talks with an American accent? He's from Kent!

At 10/22/08 05:48 PM, chaw wrote: long extensive use can cause problems but the real issue is that extensive use (or any use really) can bring out something you already have. ie: depression.
but if your sensible and enjoy the occaisional spliff and have no real mental health issues, it's not a problem at all.

^^^^ Finally, a smart person on the subject! ^^^^

ur gonna become a bum with no money if you keep using weed

^^^^ This guy, not so much... ^^^^

:Don't do weed. Or any drug! Drugs make you lose your balls, and your hair turns gray, AND you'll die under 50 from lung disease in the emergency room!:

^^^^ This gu is either pure retarded or just plain not funny... ^^^^

:You're going to become addicted and die.:

^^^^ Same class as last person ^^^^

:40-65% chance increase to have some dysfunctional brain problems, major or minor.

And if not, there is always jail-time and cancer.:

^^^^ This guy's a poor, sad pessimist :( Poor him. ^^^^

:you'll get addicted, become a kleptomaniac, steal all your friends' and family's money, then become a potfaced piece of shit dead on the highway from overdose.:

^^^^ Lovely stereotyping, cos all potheads are thieves and bastards, just like all American men are retarded, fat, war mongering, sexist, homophobic, mesogonistic guys call Joe ^^^^ (And if you think im being racist, you totally missed the point there -_- )

:I have known 3 heavy weed smokers. One killed himself, one developed schizophrenia and has some untold mental problem that means he has to go to see his doctor regularly and he is unable to form a sentence.:

^^^^ This guy is either a liar or the master of improbability. I know what,, 10-15 weed smokers or ex-smokers, 4 of which used to be havy ass, go through a mench a day no probs kinda smoker. Not a single one has any mental health problems, or, for that matter, heart or lung problems ^^^^

And the award for smartest and least biased post goes to..... !Sensationalism!

There, I have succesfully gone through the whole Post and identified all the retards. (Well, not all, all the MAJOR retards :P)

PIRATES MAN!

I have been a pirates contender for a long time (Hence the sig) And I actually brought this argument to our school :P Ruined year 9 for us :P

Lol but seriously, As Capn Jack has proved 3 times, A pirates pure coolness and power over badass (And as Biker Yoda taught us, the powers of coolness and Badass surround us, penetrate us and bind us, there is no maybe, only yarr) means he could defeat any foe and just be fucking cool about it.

Example?

Gay ass Norrington: Your mad!

Jack: If I asnt, this would probably never work...

*Captain Jack blows a cannon off the ship, which pulls the rope over the pulley, this wildly projecting him off the ship and onto the pearl*

Jack: And all that without a drop of rum!

Your honour, I rest my case!

Lordy, you comlete tits,,,

At 10/23/08 12:28 AM, Healthy wrote: Hey, I know many of you might do drugs. I'm just wondering why the hell do drugs when you know your fucking up your brain. Did you fucking know that most drugs fucking burn your brain. LITERALLY. Ecstasy basically burns part of your brain giving you a 'high' sensation. Get off drugs... and smoke weed!

Where, WHERE, is the evidence that ecstasy 'burns part of your brain'?!?!? Are you completely retarded??!!? That post was about as well informed as the average American voter ffs! And weed is a drug you eejit! Cannabis contains THC, a drug that alters your perception of the world when ingested, wether through eating, inhaling, whatever, still a drug.

And as for why people do it. Proven fact, drugs such as LSD, ecstasy, cannabis and MDMD (NOT ecstasy, thats MDMA) are FAR safer than ciggerettes/cigars (not that I have a problem with smokers) and is only marginally more dangerous (if at all) than alcohol. It is SO much safer than all the prtesters, overbearing parents and politicians want you to think, and its also much more common.

I dont get blazed half as much as I would like, and I have only done MDMA once, but both drugs left me the next day saying "Wow, Vodka and Ciggs are fuck all to this!" AND the day after is alot more gently.

Heres one thing I learnt at the weekend:

When losing your virginity, NEVER a good idea to do it, pissed out of your skulls, at 1 O'clock in a local park with some old geezer watching you.

Especially when she is taken.

And her bf likes to stab people.

Not even joking, last friday was wild...

^^^^ Probably my last post ever :| ^^^^