I judge you!!11111

ZOMG

Haha! Nice one.
Jonathan =p

C'MON..... good pranks here!

Funny...Right? :(

Where's your taste people! lol :3

ZOMG!!!!

what spreads like fire?

BUTTER!

Check this out NG-ERS

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rmTDCgjEe_E

Click here for Awesome-ness

Not very popular But if you watch it i'm the glasse's wearing blonde GEEK! lol

Funny though in Hastings my home-town it's just about all the fun you can have without chav's pissing you off (oops)

The other's are my school mate's

Here's what happens....

Take a 1 pint of ketchup

adoring crowds and fans...

(plus the dogg that tried to lick me (the extra g on dog is for dooooooogggg! lol :3

And the other's Bike's annoying Music and us and you have some crazy pranks and did i mention the water fight's?

Good voting!

The score's are currently!!!....

12 to halo 3------14 to Gears Of WAR!!! oh yes i almost forgot....

1 vote to Kim Possible and 1 to Metal Gear Solid 4 (HOMG) Gears Is Winning!!

Corny joke's arent all bad.....(BUMP) jks

um good joke's made me laugh and giggle some funny some rude some very funny others offensive....

yet really good !!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

11 gears 6 halo3.....

Wow some good joke's guys...

LOLAGE...

awesome joke but can i repeat " Keep them clean! "

I mean that joke was alright but....UNO

EXX-CUUSE---ME!

It's all pretty heavy though.... I mean that chainsaw! and the different enemy type's and exploding

Toad thing's and blood....

I dident get scared but im saying

"Not for the faint heart'ed"

Feel Free to submit your own joke's but keep them clean.....please

Not all of these joke's have to be funny just a giggle will be nice

You don't have to make your own joke's maybe you heard overs on an oppisite thread or are reading from a joke book :)

Okay enough with an introduction...... Let's get started....

1.

Waiter Waiter!, this coffe taste's like mud....

Im not surprised it was ground a few minutes a go!....

2.

What did E.T's mom (mum) say to him when he got home

"Where on Earth have you been!"

3.This One's Long....

The garbage men were just about to leave the street.
When a woman came running out of her house

saying
"Am i too late for the garbage?

"No! Lady jump right in!

Okay! that's my three what have you guy's got?

Yet the overall score is 10 gears and 6 halo so it looks this way.....

GEARS is winning over HALO3....... ;)

So after that awesome vote....

8 gears and 6 halo any one can correct me if they wish!

You know ill explain the story line's to peopel that dont know
If you want PM me because i dont want to spoil it .....

ill also tell you tips and cheats of the two game's :P XD

awesome 2 to gears Zilch to halo....

I play oblivion level 7 Kahjit thing hours of fun Mageness mageing stuff stealing stuff robbing pople

YEAH...awesome game

COD5 ---SOME TIME JULY

ne...ways .....

yeah.ending was kinda cool.kinda sad.but wasent RASCIST if that's the point you were trying to make?

But seriously these typos are more offenseive if u read the italics

im only joking guys no offense

What do New-grounders think.

Do you prefer Gears of war the game of 2006 winning many awards and selling over a million thats 1'000000 copys!

Or halo 3 the last in the trilogy (or isit) ((then it wouldn't be a trilogy)) the apparently epic finial game....
It's a good game but....

GEARS has my vote so whats your choice

Gears-1 Halo-ZILCH

I would do so much for those goodies! but im not the animating type...shame

so i was walking along one day and a dog started biting my leg then im walking along the road and im almost hit by a double decker....i sprint to the curb and walk into a lamp post my nose bleeds and i have a bad head ache i get home and hit my knee on the stair gate for my sister g2g now so do you think it was a dream or relaity

AWES0ME!! I really like all of the submissions but i have to agree with Tom Fulp he picked the right submissions for the right places

K lol no ur not the melon but i like pineapple as well which is why i took the liberty of putting myself in a straight jacket

matloaf-one t i splet it wrong and dont wna change it.

Lookin gd im not much of a drawer but i can draw i give it 4.5/5

Go with the new the olds probly with the new if u no what i mean

Family guy defo :)

Hey just annoncing my good friend jonathan-brokenvoices and mine game were making its gnna be a great game and were not sure when its due out here have a look at this genius dudes profile <http://brokenvoice.newgrounds.com/> im not sure if that link works but if not then i dunno what ull do
there is a released demo of the game that has got very gd reviews <http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/4 35036>
I have drawn a picture in his honour its about a mellon please post comments on the game and if you can include a picture of a fruit :)