Give me something to write about and I'll give you a story.
Or atleast the main idea of one; the skeleton so to speak.

If anyone would be interested I'll add the dialogue later.

It seems many of you people have great graphics and concepts for your games but HORRIBLE story lines.
So I thought I would lend my writing abilities to some of you who are great with game ideas, but horrible at writing the stories that accompany them.

AIM me at Mattimer dot CA

Welcome to the internet Satan0666

You must have no sense of humor.
Seriously. You suck @ laughing.

That I will stop playing all games created/sponsored by Games of Gondor until they realise the saying "quality not quanitity."
I am tired of seeing every game having the "Games of Gondor" label, and even more tired when I realise that all of those games are sub-par.

Until Games of Gondor gets some standards and/or more enjoyable games I will refuse to play them.

Sincerely yours,
The undersigned

At 8/29/05 01:57 AM, matwutbitch wrote:

At 8/29/05 01:47 AM, ShamanMumboJumbo wrote: You could give that same message to the PS2.

hey god of war is quality!! That games mad hard!

That game was easy and got boring with the repetative combat system.

At 8/29/05 01:54 AM, Spamstika wrote: Also, they produce too much shit. I mean, every time you look on the front page, you find a game they produced. And also, why are they named "Games of Gondor", if some of the games are not LOTR? It just kind of puzzles me.

I also think "games of gondor" sounds kind of kiddy. And yeah, I'm tired of seeing every front page game have "games of gondor" in it.

At 8/29/05 01:47 AM, ShamanMumboJumbo wrote: You could give that same message to the PS2.

Look at the October lineup, it more than makes up for a slow season as of late.

It's quality, not quantity.

but yea, this isn't any outwar or pornwar or w/e trash that fills up Newgrounds. its a pretty good, quality site

Sorry if this has been posted before or w/e, but a friend gave me this link to Gangsta war, i thought it was an "outwar" thing so i didn't really wanna click it, but i did anyway. When i clicked it, i realised the game looked like/had the same qualities of Madness series, and better yet the game. So, for all of you madness fans this could be a good game for you. heres the link
http://www.gangstawar.com/?ref=251496

At 8/20/04 03:59 PM, NeWsPaPeRmAn wrote: We all know america would win, where was canada in the world wars, shitting themselfs.

Comments like this REALLY piss me off... WE went in the world wars to help Europe, we won many pivital wars in both World war one AND two.
where was American in world war 2? Oh yeah,thats right, you DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO ENTER IT! you only did to get revenge because of pearl harbour, you went in for YOURSELVES not to help anyone, which is fuckin stupid.
Before you trash Canada's stance in the world wars, first wonder this: How come people/places in europe treat you better if you have a canadian flag shown on you somewhere? Oh yeah, thats right, because tehy remember that it was US that helped win their freedom, not you

...
K, In the war against Napoleon, Napoleon started the "continental blockade" which stopped all european trade with Britain, in a counter-attack britain stopped all nuetral trade with Napoleon. During that time, Britain stopped american ships from getting through, they took their cargo and took the american sailors to serve in the RMS.
Since america didnt' want their ships/crew to be pirated, they attacked britain through attacking Canada, and the Canadian colonies. Since, as you know, its a long boat ride from england to canada, the colonists and native americans had to repel and defend the borders themselves.

If you would like another history lesson, either go to school or encyclopedia.com

At 8/20/04 03:45 PM, andrew-tuchscherer wrote: that has got to be the BIGGEST PILE OF SHIT I HAVE HEARD ALL DAY. i think you should stop going to www.iamafuckingretard.com for all of your "information".

Why? because it differs from your ignorant opinions? Im glad people like you aren't in charge of any country, or it would be "omg we own, if it weren't for us we wouldn't have water, lets n00k canada!"

The northern part (NWT, Yukon, Nunavit) aren't glaciers. And, we're only "permafrost" in winter, which is understandable, even the good ole US of A gets cold in teh winter.
The way your talking, its like the entire country is made of ice, which is so wrong its laughable.

And, prior to the war of 1812 canadas pilgrims and colonies were seperated, the war of 1812 brought them together to form a resistance. We had to fend for ourselves for the beginning of it, since Britain and the rest of Europe were busy fighting Napoleon, it was after the war ended at Waterloo that the British sent the majorty if their force. But Canadas pilgrims AND Native Americans helped keep Canada safe, and out of the hands of you.

And, you should watch some war documentaries sometime... because a lot of American deaths in many wars were at the hands of friendly-fire, miss-information caused the mortaring and ambushing of american troops. Hell, in Vietnam alone American soldiers picked up AK-47's because they were more reliable t han M16's, the AK's had a destinct sound when fired apon, so when the americans heard that gunfire they shot in the direction it came... usually kililng their own men

1 we have nukes and vast assortment of weaponry
-Yeah, good job on the "nuke" theory, seems to me that you forget that we SHARE THE SAME CONTINENT AS YOU. Have a nice Nuclear winter
2 our money is woth twice as much we bribe all 9000 of your soliders to join us
-Your money si worth twice as much? Thats just the ignorance talking, hopefully.
3 our spys would get caught if they dont say Eh after every damn sentance eh
-hardly anyone says "eh"
4 we have military bases already around canada
-and we have military bases around USA
5 they be a push over remember most of em are french!
-One province, quebec, are the french... and one province hardly means the majority
6 canadians would be like eh whats that noise BLAM< oy im dead eh!
-Thats if your soldiers dont shoot eachother first, more americans die by friendly-fire then in gunfights with the enemy in EVERY WAR.
7 what could they do back to us send us another carrot top or baldwin brother ooooh scary
- I bet you put that in just to be funny, but you failed/10
8 we kick thier ass in almost every sport including ice hockey
this is a country mostly made of ICE they should be the worlds best at ice hockey and ice skating but these fuckers seem to just try a little then say oy fuck it im gonna be an american eh
-Last i remember, the men AND woman team beat the American men and woman teams in the olympics. BTW, our country isn't "made" of ice, we aren't a glacier... remember, we share the same continent as you.
9 without america there would be no canada your econemy would go to the shitter faster than a mexican eatting at taco bell
-without america there would be a greater need for beef and grain, therefor we would have more to offer to more countries around the world... btw, last i checked YOUR economy is in trouble, not ours.
10 we kick your ass let you go and kick your ass again
why cuz we are americans
-The only time America tried to attack canada was in the war of 1812, and we knocked you bitches back to the border AND burned down your whitehouse.

canadas defense
mountains bears moose
- and fully auto machine guns, no semi-auto M16 crap.
mounties would would shit them selves when they see navy seals and marines marching toward them
-If the mounties "See" the navy seals, that means that mounties are better, because last i checked a SEAL was supposed to move with the shadows and never be seen... but, your uneducated and wouldn't of known that.

Oh, adn to the guy that said "i wonder what side england would be on in this war", you forget one thing... we are still part of the common wealth, the queen is our head of state, why would they side with our enemy?

that'd be cool if you could give yourself head.
cmon, every guy thinks of it once in their life

i bet my computer couldn't even play those old games it sucked so bad

Incest is best so put your mom to the test!

classical gas by eric clampton

Did you ever get SOCOM2?

SOCOM1
SOCOM2 (wasn't as good as SOCOM1, but it was still addicting)
Battlefield: Vietnam
Any other shooter

there is absolutely NO way that this is coincidential.

she must be jewish, she has a big nose

my pirate-ninja owns

hahaha, have you ever seen the movie YOU GOT SERVED!

At 8/16/04 10:55 PM, MussoliniClock wrote: Outbreak was about as good as Dead Aim for those of us that played it. In other words, bad.

I dunno what your talkin about, it was a pretty good spin-off

yup, gettin baked off their own bread

Incest is best so put your sister to the test!

Well, thank god canada has health care... i woudn't have to pay with my college fund :)
Wow, i just realised what my tax dollars go to