Yeah I lost A LOT of interest in video games, I used to play CoD 1 and 2 pretty competitively on TWL and CAL when I was still in highschool, than I met my girlfriend, did my 14 month networking course and now I'm working.

I never play games anymore unless it's with friends, I feel like I'm just missing out when I do things alone.

Between the end of grade 6 and highschool, it was really awkward as fuck because I was too scared to kiss her, yeah... that was an awkward 8 months.

Once I completely forgot to put the clip on the eletric razor and cut my ballz.

That fucking sucks, I guess you should always make sure you bang athiest chicks.

Be a dick, same thing happened to me in highschool.

NOTE TO UGLY CHICKS, JUST BECAUSE I DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU, DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE YOU.

I think all uncut guys here will agree that the only downside is the fact you actually have to wash your dick, cut could just take a shower and not worry about it because its always exposed, uncut can get nasty if not properly washed.

I highly agree, a guy I know who is a huge emotional wreck/crazy decided he's in love with this girl. They apparently both liked eachother but only lasted a week.

He told me that he didn't understand why she broke up with him, finally after a couple weeks a friend of this girl told me that he would wait outside her house until she came outside, he confessed how much he loved her practically on the first day. He revealed all his inner emotions and secrets and balled his eyes out to her even tho she doesn't even know him.

Be happy and content with yourself first.

There was this really cool "crack shack" in the woods by the train tracks, practically in the middle of town and the cops came and destroyed it.

At 10/18/09 09:16 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: What's that? You have a/an *insert expesive car here*? Oh yeah? Can your car haul 10 foot long pieces of lumber? Does it have a sunroof? Does your car have an action figure in the rear window? No? Then you suck.

I towed my friends integra out of a six foot ditch, I have a sunroof and I'll put a fucking action figure in the rear window if I want!

At 10/18/09 07:15 PM, Ranchero wrote:

At 10/18/09 07:05 PM, Matt1010 wrote: I drive a 1999 Saab 93, bought it off my dad for about 2500$. Awesome car, just pissed its automatic and not manual. Oh well 2500$ and the engine is under 200 000 km.
It's a 2.0 litre DOHC Turbo, so I smoke all my friends. 0-60 in about 6.8

I'm a fan of the quarter pipe in the background

It's my brothers and I crushed the bottom of it on accident reversing.

I drive a 1999 Saab 93, bought it off my dad for about 2500$. Awesome car, just pissed its automatic and not manual. Oh well 2500$ and the engine is under 200 000 km.
It's a 2.0 litre DOHC Turbo, so I smoke all my friends. 0-60 in about 6.8

I'm 6'2 and weigh about 180.

My cracked out vegetarian friend is also scared of "wireless waves" like GSM/CDMA, EDGE, 3G etc.

I just bought an iPhone and she was obviously on some kind of drugs because I jokingly mentioned cellular waves and she started to cry when she realized I had 3G.

I made a post about how I got jumped 2-3 years ago(too lazy to find it).

Basically it was halloween I just turned 18 a couple weeks before, this night I happened to not be with any of my guy friends, just my girlfriend and two other girls. This stupid kid about my size comes up to me (he's white and thinks he's a blood) saying that he has a crowbar and to give him all our money, I kept talking shit back to him because I grew up in this town my whole life, he than said he had a knife and than finally he said he had a gun. I still didn't give him shit and continued to yell shit back to him. The kid also was with a bunch of his friends who all knew me and even said "why are you picking a fight with Matt?"

We got all in each others face, I never got in a fight before so I guess I was too pussy to throw the first punch but so was he. We both turned away from each other and I walked towards my girlfriend, all of a sudden he cheap shots me and jumps on my back and starts whailing on me, we both fight for a bit but I felt like I got my ass kicked because even tho we were both punching, my girlfriend was worried and called the police. I remember one of my girlfriends friends actually pulled him off my back and I got to punch him a good few times in the back of the head.

The cops told my girlfriend to tell me to wait at the corner of the road. Some lady jogging by laughed and said "sweet halloween costume" she was referring to all the blood on my face, mostly from my tooth digging into my lip.

The cops came and didn't really do much, they can't really because its your word against his. Unless he has a prior record of violence, I'm sure nothing would happen.

It bugged me for a long time, I felt fucked with and all I could do is think of revenge. But you need to just accept that it happened and go on, who the fuck cares what some stupid kids did to you, nothing anyone will tell you on newgrounds is going to make you feel better, and getting pissed at the cops won't eitheir. Someone probably bursted the bubble of a calm, non-hectic life you live in, and now you feel extremely threatened and scared. Well thats just Human Nature and how your body reacts when threatened.

Being baked out of my mind and playing F.E.A.R/Dead Space or Resident Evil 4 (not that scary I guess) and having my headphones on max scared the shit out of me.

AVG and Search and Destroy bot

I'm 6'3 and lanky as fuck, if I don't have my coffee in the morning thats what usually happens when I stand up.

At 10/6/09 01:35 PM, Bramly-apple wrote: The only reason you dont get high the first time is because you dont take it back properly, so remember to bring all that smoke into your lungs and hold it in until your head feels like you gonna explode :D The best thing about weed is that you dont get hungover, at worse you just feel a bit lazy and really chilled out.

Most of my friends would agree with you about not having a hangover but I've been smoking for a few years and I find smoking weed in the day is not a nice buzz for me. I only smoke at night because you don't notice being burnt out as much.

I was stoned as fuck in Tim Hortons last night with a buddy of mine, THIS HUGE BLACK GIRL comes in and is dancing around and sayin stupid shit in french so I just started laughing so hard that I was actually crying, I made my other friend who doesn't smoke weed start laughing too. I'm glad she didn't notice us cause she would of kicked out asses.

I can dislocate my left arm and wrap it around the back of my neck and touch my right nipple. I also look like a Zombie.

At 9/23/09 02:21 PM, MoriChax wrote: I didn't realize drinking alcohol related to sex so much..
I just thought most people drank to feel better, and not prepare them for sex..??
What about those that drink to numb their problems and such...

I guess a couple beers are ok but I've tried having sex wasted before and it just didn't work if ya know what I'm saying.

You live in the Montreal area? When my friend moved to mount royal, I'd stay out all night getting wasted and chillin at the mountain. I could easily of lived homeless downtown, but not in the winter.

Unfortunately for me I could never live outside where I live (Vaudreuil-hudson area). Basically all forest or little towns with security patrols.

My friend Fanny and I got wasted and made someone cry and than she started wrestling our friend and power slammed her head into the ground.

She was deffinately the life of the party.

At 9/10/09 02:19 PM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote:

At 9/10/09 02:15 PM, Matt1010 wrote:

At 9/10/09 01:19 PM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: What software are you using for recovery?

It's called Recover my files. You have to buy it for find it by other means. PM me for a link if you need. I was really impressed by it and I can see how you can make a lot of money recovering hard disks for people.

I don't need it I just like to be familiar with this stuff so if I ever need to recover stuff I can. So how many times would you have to format your hardrive to get rid of any trace?

Like I said earlier, I worked as IT for a couple months as part of my course. We used acronis and whiped the disk 2-3 times. I'm not 100% sure but I don't think simple deletion of a partition is equal to a software whipe of a hard disk. Just check out acronis.

At 9/10/09 01:19 PM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: What software are you using for recovery?

It's called Recover my files. You have to buy it for find it by other means. PM me for a link if you need. I was really impressed by it and I can see how you can make a lot of money recovering hard disks for people.

At 9/10/09 12:16 PM, Calintz wrote:

At 9/10/09 12:12 PM, Matt1010 wrote:

Dumbass, I could be bullshitting this whole story.

Furthest thing from a "Dumbass". Also, I don't give two shits, the cops might not give two shits, but the people who's privacy you have now evaded and posted on a public forum might. For any reason.

Fuck off, you're no computer tech. Leave it too the professionals, you know - the ones who keep all personal information, and shit like this private.

It's invaded not evaded dumbass, and secondly I'm CCNA Certified and have an A.E.C in Network Administration so suck my cock.

At 9/10/09 11:51 AM, Calintz wrote:

At 9/10/09 11:48 AM, Matt1010 wrote:

First of all, you have no idea wtf your talking about. THE HARD DRIVE WAS FORMATTED, which means they lost everything. It's like a fresh install. And why the fuck do you think I came to newgrounds to post about it? Because no one on fucking newgrounds knows the guy. I just found it fucking funny and I can't say anything to my friends because I don't trust them enough to not say anything.

No shit sherlock, like I said - I just reformatted mine. I know what it does...
Also, on a side note: You say that you posted it on Newgrounds because none of us know the guy. Even still, I don't think that is the point. The point is, that this person entrusted you with their privacy. You violated that. Which by the way, is illegal here in Canada.

For any reason, say your friend or their parents found out. Here in Canada, you could be prosecuted for it, and charged. I do hope you realize that.

Report me, see if the police care that someone posted a story about how he recovered files as an under the table job and didn't post any of the material or names of the owners.

Dumbass, I could be bullshitting this whole story.

At 9/10/09 11:47 AM, Snake-Arsenic wrote:

At 9/10/09 11:41 AM, Matt1010 wrote: I didn't say they should care, my friend even warned me before hand that there might be some messed up shit. My point is that people will format there hard drive once, sell it to someone else, when they don't realize what kinds of confidential information can still be recovered in less than a couple hours.

Good point. As you said earlier either break it or use secure deletion software with multiple passes.

Yeah I did my stage as network IT for a couple hundread people, the company was downsizing (explains why I'm not working there anymore) and we were selling the computers with the hard drives, we used acronis disk manager to do 2-3 whipes before we sold any of them.

At 9/10/09 11:45 AM, Calintz wrote: I hope you know that you're an asshole for posting this to the public, after they trusted you enough. Then you felt like you had to go through their old files?

Fuck dude, if it was re-formatted then what the hell was the problem with it?
It should be running again. I just reformatted mine, and yeah - it made my computer run a little slower, but I'm working on that. No need to go snooping through someone else's files and shit.

Like I said, you're an asshole.

First of all, you have no idea wtf your talking about. THE HARD DRIVE WAS FORMATTED, which means they lost everything. It's like a fresh install. And why the fuck do you think I came to newgrounds to post about it? Because no one on fucking newgrounds knows the guy. I just found it fucking funny and I can't say anything to my friends because I don't trust them enough to not say anything.

At 9/10/09 11:39 AM, Snake-Arsenic wrote: You've been trusted to keep certain information such as personal photos, passwords, emails etc. confidential. Have a good laugh or whatever tickles your fancy and if there's nothing illegal such as child porn then why should they care?

I didn't say they should care, my friend even warned me before hand that there might be some messed up shit. My point is that people will format there hard drive once, sell it to someone else, when they don't realize what kinds of confidential information can still be recovered in less than a couple hours.