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Carlos Mencia.
I'm going to hell now.

At 8/29/09 03:41 PM, Joeyag wrote: those new pokemons.. i remember when it was only 150, good times...

I don't see what's WRONG with the newcommers. Also they highly improved the games over the years. Nostalgia blinds you fool. I do respect that opinion though.

At 8/29/09 11:35 AM, arctic-zone wrote: Hi, everybody! I found out I was gay a few months earlier, but I didn't join the gay/bi club yet. So, I hope I can join and stuff.

Why not? You seem cool and doesn't afriad of anything

I'm sorry but we should only eat dead people whom don't any form of disease and haven't been killed by such. In fact about 1 percent of the corpses can be consumed, and thats being nice. I'm sorry I haven't though this out yet.

At 8/28/09 11:53 PM, explodingbunnies wrote:

At 8/28/09 10:59 PM, H-K-S wrote: Dale is awesome.

Boomhower takes the cake for awesomeness.

Indeed. I don't see why Hank is not awesome. He sales propane and propane accessories and doesn't afraid of anything

1:01 I think I did better than most

At 8/28/09 07:38 PM, AniMetal wrote: Delicious!

It's a smidge too "soft" for my taste. Or atleast the singer is. I prefer some of the other songs from albums I don't remeber. Still it's alright.

I personally believe that cannibalism should be infact the preferable way of dispatching dead bodies and serving it to other people. Why? There is no Diseases if prepared right, I heard it taste like pork, many tribes do it, the only reason we don't do it is because of the funeral black market and their scamming ways. Of course this will put out the funeral home business and they will lobby for a ban on this. I don't see anything wrong with cannibalism. Sure it might be gross but we need it.

I would love to see your views. Also sorry for those Wannabe Nietzchian posts.

This post containts unnecessary and lame snark.

At 8/28/09 08:33 PM, AniMetal wrote: Everyone in this thread fails bad.

Come on, job for a Cowboy isn't even metal!

Go to the Metal Hell.

I don't liek failing

Morbid Angel, Autopsy, Death, Nile, Behemoth, Megadeath, Slayer, Testemant, King Crimsons, Electric Wizard, Acid Bath, and others. Try them.

I wouldn't mind smokers. My mum is one.

"Good lordy, Is that your PENIS?"

Our rape laws aren't really better.
If your a man in many states and your raped by a woman, (yes this can happen dumbass) and impregnate her. You still have to pay child support.
Hell domestic violence is charged less for women then men.

Micheal Jackson's death ruled homicide, focus on doctor.

The news said it was a homicide. Me? I want to congradulate the doctor! HAHAHAHAHA
That's so EVIL SATAN HIMSELF WOULD BE JEALOUS!

At 8/28/09 02:53 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: Lol, I always laugh when I see these kinds of threads. I picture a scrawny little boy with an anarchy symbol on his t-shirt, then I think to myself "That kind of person probably wouldn't do well at all in a dog eat dog world".

Meh I'll just stay sheltered in my house. I am not a violence man myself. I just like people beating the shit out of each other

BTW I am an agent of law. Yes fucked up law but law notherless!

BAM MOTHUH FUCKA

At 8/28/09 02:36 AM, Lintire wrote: These emotions have thier uses - some great uses, actually.

liek phsycological warfare.

Damnit thats my point! What if we get attacked by aliens motherfucker!

There is a lot of overrated emotions just like there is for movies (I.E. Akira, all the disney movies, Family guy). I will give you a list of these emotions and why.

5. Sadness: Sadness is generally considered a good thing by "doctors" and in general people who are under depression just needs to get laid. I hit people with a tire iron for whining about me. Rape is a likely source of this BULLSHIT emotions. All I have to say to rape victems is just shut up and go wallow in your pity else where.

4. Guilt: Backstabbing someone emotionally and for little reason is generally one of my favorite things to do. I backstabbed many many people for the lulz and I geniunely enjoy it. Why? Because I'm hardcore and metal like that motherfucker. Anyways guilt. merely brings you down and restricts us somewhat of bathing in "sins".

3. Shame: I do feel shameful sometimes because of various things but it's because I've been caught and I feel stupid. People whom are shameful in themselves need a reality check and see that life is generally worthless and many people are assholes. So why not be the biggest asshole in the block? My goal is to be in every way shape and form like the priest from that Hunchback movie from disney. That was pretty good actually.

4. Empathy: Empathy for others is one of the most detremental things someone can have. Empathy is merely a chackle in doing in personal justice like having your friend being an otaku and beating the shit out of him for it. Feeling sorry for some bastard is just fucking weak. Only women should have these 5 overrated emotions.

5. Love: Get all of the above and multiply that by 100 times and you get love. The most bullshit emotion out there. Animals whom don't love and only fuck are really lucky. Love prevents people for doing stuff that really (atleast for me) get people charged up and feel superior about. Love doesn't only hurt but it drains a lot from you for some bullshit like getting MOAR from the other side.

These are my reasons. Us humans should be Greedy, Sociopathic, Hatred-filled, Violent, Neitzchian, and brutal creatures. I am not saying we are all these but we need MORE of this!

Is this at all going to be like Bible Black?

If it is I got my bag.

At 8/27/09 11:41 PM, Korriken wrote: thanks to abortion there are fewer adoptions which leads to waiting lists for babies to adopt. many older children, usually removed from abusive homes, many of whom are rebellious and moreover "bad" kids, tend to grow up in foster care, being sent from 1 family to another when that family can no longer handle the child. However, the better behaved children almost always find their way into a permanent home.

Natural Law states that he should be dead already. He is just a trouble maker anyways. Nobody changes.

At 8/27/09 11:41 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: That's not even liberal, because liberals would be respecting somewhat Ted.....come on, he, along with his brothers, defined the modern liberal Democrat.

HE KILLED HIS WIFE! Do you want all liberals to become WIFE KILLERS??? He did it at a party and got drunk. HE IS THE FACE OF THE HEALTHCARE BILL. It means that healtcare actually gets as valueable face. THE FACE OF A KILLER!

Ted Kennedy was a horrible person. He thought that humans need to be controled and that the state was the best course of action SPOILIERS: the state is usually the worse business.
This is the video.

At 8/27/09 08:54 PM, Bacchanalian wrote: People, don't mind masterzakk... he's just gone fishing.

I'm done fishing fool

Thank you OddlyPeotic. I hope you enjoy your aids ^.^

At 8/27/09 10:39 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Same thing here really. My sibs know, they could tell before I told them. My mum doesn't want to believe it, probably has been getting used to it though. Don't talk about it with my dad, lol.

It was a geniune shocker for me. Oh well, my brother doesn't even care.

And yeah options really suck. It's like even harder than being straight and that is hard enough. I"ll find the girl for me one day. For now, I'll just keep looking. Shame so many girls I get crushes on have to be straight.

That's life. Sucks yet it is awesome sauce.

I have light for the paradox of my atheist fundamentalism and for irony points.

At 8/27/09 06:11 PM, GetYiffy wrote: There is only 1 answer, all others are incorrect.

No dood Troll 2 was the best movie EVAR!

(I haven't even watch it yet)

I can't see a reason for being proud of that.

At 8/27/09 05:59 PM, hhcash wrote: Does anyone else wanna whine with me?

I guess, well I've finally came out as bisexual to my siblings but my mom doesn't want to think I'm bi. My sister is happy as hell though.