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I yelled a christian 4th grader for trying to convert me to her BULLSHIT! She seemed nice but I am much older than her and I am generally an asshole to basicly everyone other than my mum and dad (whom I'm afraid of. Though they are "good" sheeple). Anyways after yelling at her she fucking cried and I told her to shut the fuck up. One of my fellow atheist called me out whiliest everyone else encouraged me to insult her. I told her to fucking wait and I told her that I am going to start an atheist inspired religous genocide. She ran away and then I felt better about myself.

So did I do ok today?

I would DEMAND that people to call me masterzakk

At 9/25/09 01:02 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: The picture in the damn article is CN Real, for God's sake! They've been playing live-action for years), and even if it's not the most extensive decay (MTV and VH1 have fallen even farther), as far as I'm concerned it's subjectively the most tragic because of the fond memories I have of Cow and Chicken, Dexter's Laboratory, The Powerpuff Girls, and just about everything I saw on Toonami. And that's even considering the "official" separation between CN and AS: if I count what was done to Adult Swim between 2005(ish) and now, it becomes less "tragedy of television" and more "most depressing thing I've ever seen, counting Neon Genesis Evangelion and Now and Then, Here and There".

Alright you have legitimate complaints and I am also pissed off about them not showing those shows (lol). But they still show many cartoons and aren't as bad as MTV who is just blatantly lying in our faces. Yes CNreal is SHIT! In fact I wish all those shows just fucking die. They are terrible and horrible but Cartoon Network is still Cartoon Network. MTV is not MTV anymore. Do you get my point? It's a tragedy not a the most depressing thing I've seen. Nick however is very depressing as I loved a good bit of their shows about as much as the Hansel and Gretel arc on Black Lagoon especally the end.

whiliest I do agree that Cartoon Network and Nick are decaying. I however do find some of the shows alright or tolerable but not exactly funny. Maybe I'm just growing too old for them.

At 9/26/09 12:31 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen turn into a mod argument. If a heterosexual male walks into town, I don't think a husband would tell him to stay the fuck away from his wife, because the wife MARRIED him and it would be stupid to be called out like that. Same for homosexual males.

Children, however, are trusting, stupid, and weak. And uncommitted. Big difference.

A lot of people such as many people of the united states underestimate children and their abilities to understand things. Sure they aren't a smart as everyone else but they can get things such as sex, death, drugs rather quickly if you give them good information. The problem with society is the underestimation of everything and having unrealisticly high goals whiliest putting down everything becasue they are simply older thus more "expirenced".

I generally agree to this testing of sexual maturity even though I'm against most government programs. Actually it is a great injustice if people can't be judged on their merits (no matter how old nor young) rather than some arbitary age. You make a good point good sir.

At 9/25/09 06:28 PM, Ejit wrote: Why are there so many of these bloody make believe threads?

It actually did happen. In fact I got my ass kicked for it.

Gamertag = ZacTheFatAttack

I insulted a retarded kid and got in trouble. Anyways I was walking around looking for someone to be a complete asshole too because being an asshole makes me feel good. I was walking down and I saw a socialist yuppie bitch walking with her emo friends and then I called said: "You are a bunch of subhuman shit and I wish you all can die in the second holocaust if there is one". Then they said that I was an asshole and I said "YES I AM AN ASSHOLE BEHOLD ME GLORY!". Then one of them punch my face but I didn't feel much of anything even though he made my nose bleed a bit. Then I called them a bunch of surrender monkies and they left.

True story. The point of me telling you this is because I am here to tell you a moral. An important moral of life. Always insult people who are different than you because it is hilarous even if you get your ass kicked.

THE MOAR YOU KNOW!

At 9/25/09 11:22 AM, KittyKrew-Moderator wrote: I assume this crap is on Cartoon Network, one of the most tragic victims of Network Decay in our time. It's going to be trash.

What the hell are you talking about? They still have cartoons and they only have about 4 or so live action shows. That is NOT the worst form of Network Decay my fellow trooper.

At 9/24/09 01:27 PM, Mr-Fluffykins wrote: thoose arent the action movies im talking about, im talking about lone man on a missionbuff as fuck, rambo, cammando, eraser, universal soldier, thats sorta shit... i love tarintino, his movies are awesome, but there not action..

I'd rather watch a film that has a nerdy kid, a psychopant, an idiot savent, and satan fight humongous mechas from Japan because their porn industry is down.

Hitler was also somewhat of a comedian.

This explains a lot. Though I'm only half gay =/

At 9/23/09 03:45 AM, Podburrys wrote:

At 9/23/09 02:41 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Black, white or red for pride? Don't like it. I do like dark purple though. And purple is kind of a blend of blue and pink, so that's cool.

Do we need a flag? It's not like it's going to be seen...

Though I vote Brown.

I'd vote Red, Purple and Blue. The reasons for this is some sort of symbolic-ness or something like that.

At 9/23/09 12:46 AM, Proteas wrote: Yeah, you're dead serious. That's why you spent so much time thinking out your post so that there would be no flaws in your logic, and then posted the whole mess with a smiley face. You're not trolling us at all.

Here's a flaw you haven't figured out yet... who would do the raping? Our soldier's aren't exactly the most "amoral" individuals in the world, like yourself, they aren't going to be willing to voluntarily rape civilians during the course of a siege. Neither would private contractors. You might be able to hire members of the prison system to do your dirty work, but that would involve throwing a serious wrench in the legal system... as most prisoners are out to exhaust their appeals in the legal system, and if they signed up for such a job with the military, they'd be admitting guilt for the actions they'd been charged with... so after the seige was over, it would be back to prison where they WOULD get done in by their cellmates.

Unless you intend to do the raping yourself... you have no other option at this point with which to carry out your idea.

That doesn't sound like a bad idea. In fact we should make use of our prisons and those who don't obey the law will be gutted in front of everyone and we will make killings selling snuff films. You guys are foolish as selfishness is the way of life and the key to success. If you don't wanna get raped then don't piss off other people. It's that simple. I don't believe in such bullshits as geinune kindness and love. Only the love of things and wealth can we acheive victory, glory, and power.

At 9/22/09 03:09 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: You aren't an idiot. But i doubt anyone takes you seriously.

You post really contradictory, ridiculous shit because you want attention and you don't care what kind you get. You remind me of the kid in grade school who eats paste because all the other kids will look at him.

You never take anything seriously.

Well that atleast gets my hopes up. However I am merely posting my views. Ever changing as they are.

Here is your favorite amoral "idiot" with an extra hatred for democracy.

Anyways I am suggesting that our military should be making use of tactics such as raping our enemy's family and tearing off their limbs and genocide to make the world a happier place but that seems a bit extreme. What I'm saying is that we rape our enemies and degrade them for the uses of getting info, making sure that you shouldn't "fuck with us" and other things. I don't see why we don't do this and we are called such mean things as "insane" and "asshole" that I get once I tell people what I think. It is merely how the world works and a little cruelity now and there isn't going to make the world stop turning isn't it? Being associated and even sharing the same idealogy of our enemies make them monsters and we must punish them.

This is argueably part of my "kill the civilians". Tell me what you think?
90% goes to "this is just wrong".
10% agrees. This is merely Stergeons Law. As that is the only thing that matters.

At 9/22/09 12:22 AM, PenguinKommando wrote: As long as men have been fighting wars, attacking the populace/economy has been a valid, albeit looked down upon, tactic to winning battles - but you will never win a war this way, unless you end up exterminating the entire nation. It can be seen as demoralizing the opponent, but in theory it can be said a contrary effect, the opposition is never going to back down and submit to the dogs that burned their cities and destroyed their homes, families and relationships, slaughtering innocent people, women, children and the elderly, as it were..
I haven't read The Art of War in a while, but I remember the line about the cornered animal being willing to fight to its death, empowered by the fact that it cannot run, but only fight to its last. I think your idea would just spread war, the civilians would fight back, and the military group you were fighting would be redoubled in their determination, a lot of citizens would probably join the military in that situation. Of course they might get haughty in their determination and could act stupidly - but I'm pretty sure tactics and strategy have changed with technology, and cannot be just loosely adapted forms of Sun Tzu's rules, so maybe this is all bullshit, but I think strategy is pretty neat.
Although what you suggest is more like a genocide than a strategy.

Yes I am suggesting a genocide BECAUSE it is a rather safe strategy. Most people are fucking morons and I would love that they would die but my emotions and tactics should be apart. What I'm saying is that humans aren't exactly "good" and more inclined into "evil" because it benifits everyone.

At 9/20/09 11:20 PM, hhcash wrote: How does gay porn make more money than regular porn anyway? I mean, LGBTs are the minority, which means less people are watching porn than straight people? don't get it.

Yaoi fangirls.

The reasons this person doesn't like oral sex is quite retarded. However I do somewhat understand that they can be boring. Well actually no I love watching them however I can understand why you just don't want that. I'm more of a fan of licking then full frontalness anyways.

At 9/20/09 02:46 AM, Stoicish wrote: One problem at a time buddy. You are doing too much too soon and none of it applies to this scenario other than puppet Democracy.

I'd score THAT if you were more specific.

Alright. Actually "puppet democracy" isn't exactly what I was saying. Sorry.
Anyways It's more like the current government but it's a lot more benign and the people can actually say anything they want. However what they think and feel has no real effect because we have banned even simple weaponry and even punish the victim in some crimes (like female on male rape). However these victim punishment is actually a good thing because many of our people are getting into American idealogy and we like the bash on people outside the social norms. Also the old Chinese idealogy and culture has been replaced with psuedo-American/Japanese ones with "chinese" feel. Our current government is a socialist democracy and that basicly all of our news cast and a lot of services (such as farming, road making, insurance) are controled by us and we can shut off our services our enemies in our borders. Outsiders are welcomed and that we try to incurouge them to join China because we are awesome. Then we just do whatever I just said up there but we pace it all out.

This is my first try at something like this so here it is:

First I would get the Americans happy by swapping communism with a democracy with a shadow court. Second I would rig most of the elections into our favor and get the general public to agree with us or else they would be called disenters. Then I would passively agreesively harass the useless -khan nations and kiss the western world's and Japan's ass for a good bit. After the -khan states get tired of us, they will go to war and we will get the media to say that they started it and we are evil. Then we basicly pull of a humongous zerg rush against the unified -khan states and make 3rd class citizens of them whiliest making them worse off then redheads. After we have a good chunk of that. Then we will crack down on the business and use our new slaves to harvest everything we need. I would maintain the nations that matter and get them to bully the nations that down. Next I would start harrassing a good chunk of the African communities and start the usual at this point culling and slavery. Then we enjoy our success and get a Mars race victory.

Like my plan?

At 9/20/09 01:24 AM, Stoicish wrote: Best comparison is charity donations. There are great ones out there and a lot of people think they are great, but that doesn't mean they go around and donate to them.

How is that pisspoor? You prove his fucking point!

At 9/17/09 12:17 PM, morefngdbs wrote: Nicely put Elfer.
Seems all these nay sayers to a health care system like Canada's , never seem to bother to point out that our system does allow you to have private insurance , they also never seem to point out that systems can be changed or adapted like ours is doing by allowing private practices that you have to pay for to set up as well

Just get the majority of no nothings, who have the right to vote in an election, over to your side. Even if what your telling them is nothing but bullshit. Politics shouldn't be allowed to enter into health care IMO.

You fools don't understand why a good chunk (I'm sure there is nay sayers whom are fools) don't like UHC. The healthcare is generally patheticly bad and you have to wait a long while. Taxes go much higher and we are in a recession and that we can't AFFORD the fucking healthcare. You jackasses don't understand that resources aren't infinite. Lastly many of our doctors will quit and we will have even LESS doctors then in Britian (worse case) because many doctors will quit because they don't like the healtcare.

This is mostly about the money that we don't exactly have. Many of the UHC supporters are like spoiled children who wants things that the parents can't buy. Even if they could it is generally worthless to even buy it.

Seriously. They are even more geneticly inferior to Twilight fans. I have never met a ginger that I wouldn't want to put into a cage and starve to death whiliest forcing him to watch Ed Wood movies and beating it (they are not human) with a stick.

Anyone agree?

NOSTALGIA FILTER!

All movies in all decades had moments of failure in it. You know? You just gotta know what your looking for and everything will be alright. So please this Nostalgia tentedness isn't going to help. Your childhood doesn't mean shit if all you did was watch tv/play video games and got beaten for doing bad (or had shit taken away from you).

At 9/3/09 10:17 PM, lpfann2 wrote: The Ultimate Nerd's Thread

I wanna see the creativity in newgrounds.

Just leave a post with a description of your Pokemon,
Name

Jesus Riding a Dinosuar.

Type

Ghost/Dark

Ability

Flamethrower
Agility
Rock Slide
Crunch

Holy Sacromony (which gives Jesus 1/8 Hp Healing)

ATK: 120 DEF: 100 SATK: 70 SDEF: 110 SPD: 85

A Picture would help

It is pretty obvious. I will post a link though.

Evolvements

and all that other shiz

I wanna see some crazy super powered animals.

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! POKEMON!

Personally I think Leashes are fine. For the sake of embarrasing the living shit out of them so they don't cross anyone again.

Many people who said things like that make me very ashamed to be part of the Right-Wing (somewhat).
Oh well in a republic these fucking morons couldn't do a damn thing to change anything even with votes. So basicly all these morons make me want to destroy our current democracy and make it into a benign Meritocracy.

Say "HAIL SATIN!"

Foolish children these days.