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so m8 lol a fellow ladies boi of yours is telling me youve been hacking my account m8 lol. well m8 youre shit out of luck m8 because i happen to own a shopping plaza and m8 and one of my many outlets is a software store and my good m8 christian is going to make sure your bitch boy ass never hacks another m8 again. aight m8? aight m8 lol.

lol maybe itll help ya m8. get ya wanka ladies boy ass of that futuristic fuckbox of yours and learn how to become a real bloke like myself m8 lol. well.... maybe not like me m8. but dont feel bad m8 lol. i dont think anybody can compare to the steffon machine m8 ;) lol.

so ya m8, you better be lookin out for me and my m8 christian here. were gonna take a huge deuce and wank on your bitch boy tea party m8. yea, you better be scared m8. shit ya briefs m8 lol.

well lol m8s i thought i would just make a lil whisk by here and ask the 5 million dollar question. as you all know it is assumed that most internet dwelling people are vigins lol. so m8s i thought id go straight to the ladies bois themselves lol. so have ya tapped the floosie or not m8s. dont lie lol m8 its aight. lol

me personally.... well m8s.... lets just say my wanka doesnt play wit itself if ya catchy my drift m8s lol ;)

lol well m8 you might as well get on the tram because m8 we all know a bitch boy like you aint gettin no floosie pussy any other way m8 lol

and don't even get me rammed up m8 lol i see more cunt m8 in 6 hours then you will in a century m8 actually more like a millenium m8 lol

lol well i guess you still have you wanka though m8 rofl lmao

yeah m8s, just finised the pint with a girl in my lap and thought id pay you ladies boys a visit m8 lol

how yall doin m8s lol

Yeah, I think it's kind of almost an instinctual thing, even though rationally you know that nothing is in there.

Taken from teh wiki:

The wake-initiated lucid dream "occurs when the sleeper enters REM sleep with unbroken self-awareness directly from the waking state".[27] There are many techniques aimed at entering a WILD. The key to these techniques is recognizing the hypnagogic stage, which is within the border of being awake and being asleep. If a person is successful in staying aware while this stage occurs, they will eventually enter the dream state while being fully aware that it is a dream.

There are key times at which this state is best entered; while success at normal bedtime after having been awake all day is very difficult, it is relatively easy after sleeping for 3-7 hours or in the afternoon during a nap. Techniques for inducing WILDs abound. Dreamers may count, envision themselves climbing or descending stairs, chant to themselves, control their breathing, count their breaths to keep their thoughts from drifting, concentrate on relaxing their body from their toes to their head, or allow images to flow through their "mind's eye" and envision themselves jumping into the image to maintain concentration and keep their mind awake, while still being calm enough to let their body sleep.

During the actual transition into the dream state, one is likely to experience sleep paralysis, including rapid vibrations,[15] a sequence of loud sounds and a feeling of twirling into another state of body awareness, "to drift off into another dimension", or the feeling like passing the interface between water into air face-front body first, or images or sceneries they are thinking of and trying to visualize gradually sharpen and become "real", which they can actually "see", instead of the fuzzy indefinable sensations one feels when trying to imagine something when wide awake.

Guys how well does acetaminophen dissolve in water?

At 4/10/09 10:08 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:

will end up drunk hobo's on the streets of new york begging for pocket change so that they can buy some dope.

Dude, you're an asshole. You bashed my future plans. Houses are so overrated anyways.

Only aspiring faggots get big careers, wasting their time, when they should be home, in their shopping cart smoking weed and plugging cocaine up their asses.

They are also pussies because they can't live on the streets and be a very very tough guy like me.

Dude I swear if I saw you in person i would kick ur fucking ass don't fuck with me

The universe isn't expanding, it's infinite. Galaxies are expanding, but not the universe itself. Just because something is in darkness doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Space in theory just goes on and on, as it is nothing but blank existence.

Of course these are all nothing but theories. We can't prove jack shit from where we are. We're just so used to perceiving that everything has a start and an end, thus making it difficult for us to fully comprehend the fact that the universe probably has no boundaries and has also always been here and always will be.

The big bang theory, religion etc. are all just examples of us failing to comprehend this. We're nothing but a very small coincidental result of a chain reaction. We amount to nothing, we're like a microscopic mole on a man's testicles.

Wow, life fails. I'm gonna go inject a whole bottle of tylenol up my ass.

Getting a mudfight with a sexually sadistic dolphin, while jizzing in my tight small panties.

Wow, now I gotta go fap. Thanks asshole.

That's kinda odd, Weed should do the opposite. It's a downer not an upper. So I doubt it's related to the weed at all. Cannabis is for the most part a harmless drug. No drug is completely harmless, but other stuff like alcohol is 10 shitloads worse for you. More likely your having some bad health habits or something. Doesn't sound serious, just start doing some excersize and get in better shape. That's always good for your heart.

But it is a possiblity it's from your blood vessels constricting due to the weed. It can do that sometime, but that's nothing serious. Even caffeine constricts your blood vessels, so quit worrying. You're probably fine man.

lol m8 what kind of ass are u lol it was an april fools joke america and china are bitch boy countries m8 lol

lol m8 only angry sad little bitchboys do drugs like you m8 to escape the pain in their lives while they're raped by there masochist drug dealer m8

lol well that ladies boy tried to make a thread and talk shit but he failed pretty hard so mastersteffon is here to save the day m8

but of course there cant be a bitch boy of the year because your all bitch boys lmao m8 u jus got owned

lol well m8s who here has the balls to get into a verbal arguement with me your a wanker brained bitch boy if you do because im probably the smartest elitist on the web m8

lol so come on some body try me m8 imma shitstorm in your worst nightmare m8

look at this wanka thinkin he is hard lol we all kno you just mad m8 cuz ur mommy left you and you were raised by some hobo named bubba on the streets m8 ROFL!

lol well i see a lot of people on here like to talk shit well m8 if you really want to talk shit quit bein a bitch boy and come meet me at my door m8 you will shit in your briefs m8 lol if not then your still shit out of luck cause ill come to you lol

so all you little ladies boys betta stop talkin shit cuz we all know you got a small wanker and that fucked your mum m8 lol

lol m8 we all know you aint gettin any lol stop talkin shit cause you just sound like a bitch boy cryin to his mummy lol

"MUM I HAD TOO MUCH SEX" lol get laid m8

At 1/4/09 06:19 PM, sirtom93 wrote:

At 1/4/09 06:15 PM, mastersteffon wrote: lol well m8 i suck at nothing sorry to tell you lol

what kind of ass makes a thread about sucking either way you're a bitch boy and fuckin your mum m8 lol

Damn.. sure showed us.

lol yes m8 sure did huh? lol look you kno my wanker is bigger then yours cause your well what we call a ladies boy lol

lol well m8 i suck at nothing sorry to tell you lol

what kind of ass makes a thread about sucking either way you're a bitch boy and fuckin your mum m8 lol

haha m8, 7.600? what kind of ass are you lol either way your a bitch boy and we all know it

well gotta go put my wanker in ur sister lol

At 12/31/08 04:11 PM, TheNaziZombies wrote: Yeah, that was me fatass. Fuck your mother...

You're not funny, in the slightest way. This isn't a funny story thread, somebody seriously did steal my car along with a bunch of other possessions of mine. I approve of your death....

I stopped at 7-11 earlier to day to get some smokes, and as I walked back out I see my car driving away. I started freaking out and made a futile attempt to catch up with it. I failed miserably of course. I called 911 and my insurance, I can seriously not believe this shit.

Apparently they're not going to make an effort on retrieving my vehicle, instead they will give me $600 to make up for the loss. Are you fucking kidding me!? $600!!!!??? What load of bullshit. Not to mention, I had some albums, beer, weed, and money in there. I'm fucking pissed...

I fapped to this....

Pure fail, I'd get better results if I tied a marker to my dogs dick and made him hump a paper.

Fucking horrible....

Because you fail at life....

Face it , you do.

At 11/22/08 03:00 AM, DayDayX wrote: Hey guys do you know any VST's that produce that ''Gangsta Whine'' sound.

You know like that high pitch noise in ''Nohing but a G thang'' by Dr Dre.

That's actually your sister screaming as I stick my 5 1/2 dick in her ass.

At 11/22/08 02:02 PM, mastersteffon wrote: You kid, win the award for being the biggest douchebag I have been all year. With that shitty jewfro and prepubescent face. I want to kick your fucking head in.....

OMG NO!!! SEEN!!! I MEANT SEEN YOU FUCKERS!!1 FUUCK, PUT IN AN EDIT FEATURE.

I MUST BE THE PERFECT ELITIST NOOOOOO!

You kid, win the award for being the biggest douchebag I have been all year. With that shitty jewfro and prepubescent face. I want to kick your fucking head in.....

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It made me picture a clown raping an innocent little boy.

SOMEBODY BAN THIS SICK FUCK!!!