I always tell the truth. Why do you think my stories are never interesting?

When are people going to learn that there is always someone on newgrounds who knows where that orriginal art piece came from.

You cannot steal on this site, not just because it's against the rules, it's against possibility / Highly improbable.

At 11/17/09 05:45 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: "Oh look at me, I'm cool and original because I'm antisocial and don't understand alternate forms of communication!"

Retard.

That wasn't very nice. He was only wondering who else doesn't use Social Networking sites and IMs.

I remember the first time I saw Baton Bunny, I was only nine, and although I'd already preffered Wile E Cyote Vs Road Runner, This has got to be one of my favourite episodes.

At 11/4/09 08:13 PM, PennyPigtails wrote: That's not love at first sight,
That'slust at first sight

Man I always used to say that! Haven't used that phrase in over a year though.

At 11/4/09 07:17 PM, Fleuve wrote: Maybe your gay and just don't know it yet.

I don't think he'd chase girls to start with if he really was.

Yeah I tend to notice I'm almost magneticly attracted to the beautiful girls more than I should be. Like I hav something driving me towards their direction - unless of course they don't know me, I guess I have to know them a bit to be attracted from the start. Because all I do is occasionaly glimpse at them from accross the room and go on with my business.

God I have such a seriously bad eye if you know what I mean.

At 8/31/09 03:37 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 8/31/09 03:35 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:

At 8/31/09 03:33 PM, Skwurll wrote: You can fix some pipes!

or a plane!

You would think it would make someone nervous to get on a plane held together with Duct Tape, but, I trust it.

Such is the nature of duct tape. Respect the tape. RESPECT IT!

Well, it obviously works.

I've got ductape on my chair right now to stop the foam bluging out of a hole in the cloth. I use tape on nearly every repair job!

I read a very simmilar story to this in the darwin awards. A couple had sex in a car and left the engine running to keep them warm in the garage - then they don't wake up.

Yeah, what that guy said about natural selection....

It takes courage to actually kill one self. But it takes a lot MORE courage and determination to stay in the game. The ones who live, have stories to tell. Of how they dug their heels into the ground and dared the pain to give them it's hardest.

I don't look down so much on those who kill themselves. I just feel very pitiful towards them. To think that something was so bad that they saw an early death to be much more worthwile. I never really blame the person who did it. Sometime's it's no one's fault - Like a house on fire. I see suicidals as those in need of a hand and I am determined to pull them through the shit if it means running into machine gun fire with them. Because not a lot feels more rewarding to see a someone alive the next day, because of the help you gave them.

The reason I mentioned a House on fire is because my Brother's a fireman. He love the dangerous, action-packed life-saving job. But it is hard to describe just how gutted they all are to see a dead victim of the incident. "You learn to cope, but you never get used to it" is what he said about seeing the dead and the badly wounded.

I see suicide victims in the same way. No one's truely in control.

At 11/2/09 06:06 PM, coure wrote: Jack Black should be president. now he definatley can for he has no balls.

It wouldn't work. You;ve heard the song "The government totally sucks"? If Jack Black was president, there would be no president. But instead a revolutionary Rockstar. Now that I think of it, that may actually be realisticly awesome!

In England it gets pretty cold in the morning this time of year. If the skies are clear at night, you can garuntee Ice in the morning.

Spraying car windshields is always a bother for people because it freezes on. lol

At 10/26/09 03:13 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: Just like they celebrate 4th July and we don't.

Of course we wouldn't. 4th of July is when they won a war against us. Do the Germans Celebrate September 2nd?

I've never shed a tear to a movie. I just can't feel that deeply for something non existant. Sure I've felt moved but, it never seems to be worth it. Then again, I don't cry over the death of relatives. I guess I'm just a bit disconnected to feel any great loss for anything.

Calling up the social services is probably the best option - you'll have to man up in order to 'endure' all this crap though.
But if you just wanna be an evil cunt then by all means do it like this:

1) Get a group of your friends together (One must be able to drive)
2) You and friends sneak up behind father. Throw a bag over his head, tie him up and throw him in the trunk of your car or back of your van.
3) Take him somewhere a while away. Lock him in the shed or a basement, tie him to a stable chair. Leave all the lights off. Just have one bright lamp on his face.
4) With faces disguised, you and your mates carry out a little interrogation. Beat him up a bit, and round it off with threats that if they hear bad news about him again, it'll be the last of him.
5) Leave him alone for half an hour to weep.
6) Bag back on head, Father back in trunk, knock him out and leave him in hte middle of nowhere to work his own way home.
7) He returns home. Mom and sister know nothing, you apparently 'know nothing'. Father lives in fear. He's nice to you for a while. Can he charge you as a suspect? You're only 13, as if a kid could carry out an interrogation.

Now if he's still a bastard and you feel you HAVE to be a persistent cunt. Then resort to bringing in someone to do a little wet work.

That's all my advice for now.

At 10/3/09 05:36 PM, JoeTheToucan wrote: The insult of the week.

I'd pay a fair bit of money to see that. £30 say? It'd be damn worth it!

At 10/3/09 04:26 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Slit her throat when she climaxes.

LOL!

That's gotta be the Funniest and sickest thign I've heard since Cake-farts!

At 10/3/09 05:59 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Hey Mick, I went to Edinburgh this Summer! No drunks pissing in the streets though, maybe I should go to Glasgow for this experience?

This will probably just back him up on how much all the Scotts are heavy weights.

As a guy in the south west I do have to say the Scotts are pretty tough. They're basicly like English Skinheads, only there's more of them.

Either way, if you're raised by a working class family in a British city or a Council estate near a city... You will either be tough, or a little cunt.

At 9/25/09 01:21 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: I tuck my penis to keep it from touching the toilet bowl.

Same here. There's something unconfrotable about your bell actually touching the bowl that you're shitting into.

Should of checked to see if you could wrap one hand around her waist for the sake of lulz.

At 9/12/09 05:12 PM, Akkryls wrote: FIFA.
It's the same fucking game year after year. And yet people still buy it...

(I didn't see this coment come in I was busy writing my own)

I cannot agree with this guy anymore.

I have Fifa 97, and if I'd bought the sequels I'd have like what 13 of the same game by now?

Twilight should go but it wont as there are so many teenage girls on the planet.
Star wars has passed it's time, someone else can make Episodes 7, 8 and 9 if they REALLY want to, but does George Lucas honestly NEED to care about his fans?
Harry potter's over NOW isn't it? (Right guys?)
Lord of the rings is dead I think.

Franchises shouldn't exploit themselves really.

At 9/10/09 06:39 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 9/10/09 06:36 PM, thunderblaze wrote: I'm 14 right now and my birthday is Feb 22.

You're fine. Just don't make a habit of it. And again, Ozium. You spray some on your furniture and clothing and you can't smell a fucking thing. It saved me quite a few times.

Err... you sure? Maybe wait just one more year. Anyway, A little thing to keep in mind. This is what I do to stop myself getting a little too into the stuff. The Maximum weed I ever take is Two days per week. Doesn't matter how close those days are, just make sure you don't get stoned more than twice a week and you'll be fine.

Also I've heard the other drugs like Meth and Cocain, are much more affective... For that reason I stay away from them.

After a shower, you dry yourself with a Towel. Much like Donald Duck.

At 8/30/09 06:51 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote: I promised photo art. Here it is.

I've seen photography A LOT more artistic.

NO. 1 rule of Photography: Do not take a Picture of any Awesome thing, but an Awesome picture of anything

Well Funk, it all seems rather tragic. The planet says goodbye to yet another man who changed the lives of many.

But this loss has left somthing - an Empty throne.

Funk? Would you mind finishing what he started?

It actually has potential. But the pic's a bit small don't you think?

"Wha... Wha?..... WHERE THE FUCKS THE PAUSE BUTTON?! D="

Honestly, I've never ever searched for pokemon hentei..... But now that you mentioned it.

lol

Try adding random detailed objects to the background to create an environment.

For instance, a 1970's Toyota supra has absolutely nothing to do with the story but it fits in with the current surroundings and instantly makes it look better.

Think about the backgrounds you'd see on games back in the days of side-scrollers. Mega Man X, Double Dragon, all of those would have detailed backgrounds.

The graphics aren't as good in those games, but their level of detail is just as much as Crysis. Random pipes wires and patches of dirt on the floor. It makes your background have more definition, but still doesn't distract the viewers too much from what is actually happening.

At 8/9/09 03:53 PM, Fijeta wrote: Axel.....yep

I really like that last one. I've looked through this thread and seen nothing but improvments. Keep it up! =)