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Topic: If We Could Elect One Mod...

Posted: 07/11/09 03:34 PM

Forum: General

BlueFlameSkulls

Cuz hes just ballen


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Topic: Do free offers actually work?

Posted: 07/08/09 08:45 PM

Forum: General

At 7/8/09 08:34 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

ha, this kinda reminds me of douglas adams

But in todays day and age, wouldn't it be possible to make a business selling promotions to get free prizes? Like ad revenue and discount purchases?


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None

Topic: Do free offers actually work?

Posted: 07/08/09 08:31 PM

Forum: General

Well seeing as school let out, I have been spending alot more time on the web. As usual, you undoubtedly stumble across some *FREE SHIT* and *MEEGAH MOOLAH* banners and signs. Some actually look legit like
YourNintendoWii4Free.com
and others just try and scam a credit card number

So..
Has anybody actually won anything off of these sites? Ever been scammed by one of these sites?

/discussion

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Topic: What programs should I get?

Posted: 06/10/09 09:12 PM

Forum: Flash

I need a new flash program. I got a new computer, but its a little "under the weather". So I'm wondering, whats the lowest level flash I can get and still make quality movies? I don't need actionscript 3.

My specs are below, and I would probably lock up on a cs4 or something.

What programs should I get?


5.

Crying

Topic: Let Me Draw You!

Posted: 06/10/09 11:46 AM

Forum: General

At 6/10/09 10:29 AM, mastergurosp wrote: Pink.. and Shirtless please

and yes.. I am in a sink

where is my picture


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None

Topic: Let Me Draw You!

Posted: 06/10/09 10:29 AM

Forum: General

Pink.. and Shirtless please

and yes.. I am in a sink

Let Me Draw You!


7.

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Topic: New users obsessions.

Posted: 06/09/09 09:04 PM

Forum: General

I think its kinda funny when people are like

Newgr0unds iz so kewl, I wanna marry it and have buttsecks with it

Its just a fucking website, and they think its the coolest thing on earth..

Come on.. Get a girlfriend

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None

Topic: Psychology Paper Need A Way Out!

Posted: 06/09/09 08:49 PM

Forum: General

At 6/9/09 08:44 PM, ragingfred wrote: not related to psychology huh... write about mathematics. Math is purely objective and is just concrete fact. 2+2 has nothing to do with psychology.

But what is 2?
What makes it 4?

This teacher is just fucking with you, its all about how us (humans) view it. We have to think about what 2 is, in order for it to be a fact.

So.. you need to write about something that has never been thought of before, but in writing it, you are thinking of it, so therefore...

You kinda fucked ;)


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Topic: I bought a gamecube What games?

Posted: 06/08/09 04:21 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 6/8/09 04:16 PM, mastergurosp wrote: Ok..
So I'm lookin at
pikmin 2
ssm
mario kart
metriod

I'm a lil curious about metroid as I've never played any of the games

Scratch pikmin, just did a ebay search and they are askin 30 bucks a pop
and btw, lookin at double dash for fifteen bucks, should I take it?


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None

Topic: I bought a gamecube What games?

Posted: 06/08/09 04:16 PM

Forum: Video Games

Ok..
So I'm lookin at
pikmin 2
ssm
mario kart
metriod

I'm a lil curious about metroid as I've never played any of the games


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Elated

Topic: I bought a gamecube What games?

Posted: 06/08/09 03:56 PM

Forum: Video Games

I know I'm a little behind, but I finally got myself a gamecube. I've always known that they are fun as fuck, and they finally dropped to a reasonable price range(I'm only 16, so funds are a bit of a problem). So I went on ebay and bought myself a cube, 2 controllers, some games.. which suck pretty hard. Some repetitive polemon game, a pacman-arcade game, and a shit wipe of a racing game. .

So heres where you guys come in. I need some new games, but I'm not sure which ones I should get. I'm lookin for a couple great games I can replay over and over, but moneys still a factor. (Hoping to spend around 30 bucks)
So what game(s) should I get?
re4?
SSB?
Anything else?

(and if any newgrounders wish to sell theres and a shit cheap price, I'll take em')


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Topic: Startup programs?

Posted: 03/31/09 05:16 PM

Forum: General

I have a couple "startup programs" eg when I start my computer they are already running, so its easier to use the program later

I know that
start>run>msconfig
lets you turn off these startup programs

But I have been wondering how this is done, is it possible to set something like firefox for example, as a startup program? So whenever I boot my computer up the window just pops up?


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Topic: Video card problwms

Posted: 03/30/09 07:13 PM

Forum: General

At 3/30/09 07:09 PM, Pounce wrote: Integrated graphics means that you're basically at rock bottom in terms of quality.

A $50 card will get you a huge improvement.

Depends on if you're using a PCI-E slot or AGP or etc

You should have a PCI-E if you're using a computer not older than 7 years though

how do you tell what your using?

This comp is like 5-6 years old, so I would hate to press my luck


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None

Topic: Video card problwms

Posted: 03/30/09 07:03 PM

Forum: General

At 3/30/09 05:35 PM, WoogieNoogie wrote: Basically...what he said. Except don't buy the cheapest card.

Everything with your computer can be badass, but if it doesn't have a good video card, you're boned. Get one to put into your pci express and stop using the integrated.

what type?
Is one model better than the other?

Looking at no more than 50 bucks


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Topic: Video card problwms

Posted: 03/30/09 04:56 PM

Forum: General

At 3/30/09 04:51 PM, WoogieNoogie wrote: I'm guessing you have a laptop. There's nothing you can do.

Laptop? How do you guess that? I have a regular computer...


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None

Topic: Video card problwms

Posted: 03/30/09 04:48 PM

Forum: General

.gifs are bad quality then =P

Video card problwms


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Topic: Video card problwms

Posted: 03/30/09 04:46 PM

Forum: General

At 3/30/09 08:34 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote:
At 3/30/09 08:09 AM, Pounce wrote: What card are you using?

picture

What version drivers?

picture

What OS?
Windows XP, that damn blue bar tells all.

true

Sorry for the bump, I had to go to school

Video card problwms


18.

Resigned

Topic: Video card problwms

Posted: 03/30/09 07:38 AM

Forum: General

sorry, the image is shit, having some ms paint issues (its not responding) so Im trying out some 3rd party rip off software, but its not really working


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Shouting

Topic: Video card problwms

Posted: 03/30/09 07:36 AM

Forum: General

Well I got a "new" computer (Actually a friends used one.. but hey it works =P)
And I'm looking to play some "old school" games (Kotor2,halo1,etc)

I went to "Can u run it"
To see if i could run a couple games. everything checked out(Ram etc)

Except for my video card. .

Its say I need a
video Hw transform and lightning(this showed up on my other computer, so I switched the video cards, but It still doesn't show up on mine.. what did I do wrong?)

Then for some other games..
a vertex shaker
and a pixel shaker

What are these things? (Lightning etc)
Can I run a game without one?
If not, where could I git a dirt cheap one?

Video card problwms


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Topic: What the fuck is biography?

Posted: 02/08/09 10:02 PM

Forum: General

At 2/8/09 10:00 PM, MrNiceGuytm wrote: I'm sorry, what?

what perspective is a biography written in? He details his life in a third person, and shows his thoughts..

But I don't know shit about english =P


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Topic: What the fuck is biography?

Posted: 02/08/09 09:58 PM

Forum: General

So I'm been reading this biography on John Lenon for english class, and my homework has me say what type of perspective it is.

What the fuck?
Third person?
Third person omniscient?


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Topic: Jagex just won't stop, will they?

Posted: 01/25/09 06:24 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 1/25/09 01:32 PM, VenomKing666 wrote:
At 1/25/09 01:31 PM, KeithHybrid wrote: While I'm not hopeful for this game, I may still look into it.

Damn Jagex for exploiting my liking of giant robots!
You dig giant robots,

I dig giant robots,

We dig giant robots,

Chicks dig giant robots,

And ladies like armor plating =P

halo reference

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Topic: Things to stop mentioning in 09.

Posted: 01/25/09 06:16 PM

Forum: General

At 1/25/09 04:41 PM, Onizero wrote: A list of people and events to stop mentioning in the NG forums.
Female NG Users
Zombies
Emos
Chuck Norris
George W. Bush
Global Warming
Wade Fulp (I went there)
Jurassic 5
Beatles (Those are some high hopes)
Tupac Shakur's Resurrection
Jesus Christ (lol)
Anymore that I need to add?

hentei and penises

Yall need to get laid =P

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Topic: Every Wanted To Spin Fire?!?!

Posted: 01/14/09 09:22 PM

Forum: General

At 1/14/09 09:18 PM, chris4322 wrote:
You really were surprised?

actually yes, it has boobs AND fire..
Come on guys =P


25.

Beaten

Topic: Every Wanted To Spin Fire?!?!

Posted: 01/14/09 09:16 PM

Forum: General

I thought it was rather funny that a topic that has to do with fire and has a naked woman in it doesn't get any replys,yet a thread about shaving your ass gets 4+ pages


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Shouting

Topic: Lol@my math class

Posted: 01/14/09 08:33 PM

Forum: General

At 1/14/09 08:24 PM, TeacherBrumswick wrote:

Hes gotta be a teacher.. look at that grammar!!


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Elated

Topic: Every Wanted To Spin Fire?!?!

Posted: 01/14/09 08:28 PM

Forum: General

So the practice of spinning fire is called "poi" I recently got into it and found it fun and a nice way to woo the ladies (something the NG'ers out there need.. BAD =P) But you don't start spinning fire right off the bat, you need a little practice at first using..

Sock Pio
Thats right socks.. You can just use normal socks with other socks bunched up at the end for weight and spin them around, or you can purchase some through the internetz
purchase here, use the referral code "franky" to get a 5% discount =]
I suggest the "foxy socks" They're cheap, great colors, and fun to use

Spin? But how?
Well I could explain through text,but the best way to learn is to watch videos. The best videos by far are at..
http://www.playpoi.com/poi-basics

Know you know the basics.. What next?
So you finally want to move on to playing with fire? First you need to get some fire equipment
buy them at (by far the cheapest and best site)homeofpoi.com Once again use the referral code "franky" to get a 5% discount
here is a guide to firespinning,its alot better than I can do, and I don't want to copy/paste and take all the credit.

So..
Have fun, be safe, and look cool =]

And heres a naked girl spinning fire poi for your enjoyment


28.

Beaten

Topic: Masturbation pains

Posted: 12/24/08 01:47 PM

Forum: General

Whenever I jack off the back of my neck hurts like a bitch. Like a pulled a muscle or something and the pain doesn't go away for like a couple hours. Not that I wank alot, maybe like 2-3 a week. What the fuck is wrong with me?


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Goofy

Topic: England is the worlds emo kid.

Posted: 12/18/08 06:10 PM

Forum: General

At 12/18/08 04:23 PM, Proottalfain wrote:
Canada is the big dumb strong guy.

I lol'ed =P

big and strong? More like the skinny drug abuser that gives out prescription medications like candy


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Topic: favorite south park quotes

Posted: 11/08/08 07:48 PM

Forum: General

GOT DAMN MONGOLIANS!!!

STOP TEARING DOWN MY SHITTAY WALL!!!!

favorite south park quotes


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