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Dude fucking awesome... Make a tin can version of that space ship they fly around in and it'll be as cool as sex in a pickup truck.. I've never played Mass Effect so fuck you

Super Mario Bros.: The Movie

Seriously... They wouldn't accept the porn I starred in, and sent here. It was even 100% FREE for you guys.

Well most of my music I own (like 95%) is metal. I really want some new bands though. Anyone have any suggestions? (I already have all of Five Finger Death Punch, Destroy Destroy Destroy, Disturbed, Killswitch Engage, Tool, Mastodon, Dream Theater, Gojira, Soilent Green, Slipknot, Rise Against, Pantera, and Mudvayne.) So if you have any metal music that wasn't listed above, please tell me, I really want some new music to listen to!

The unemployment rate was 1.9% in 1945.

That show scared the living shit out of me

That pizza box is one hot piece of ass.

Does he bro it up at Billabong and wear Ed Hardy clothes by any chance?

At 2/5/10 11:41 PM, Boss wrote: Immediately start pizza jack-off-off competitions.

As in envelop the cock in pizza and fap or fap to pizzas?

Those faces that they make are just orgasmic

Maybe I'm a dickhat but... I found that hilarious... I thought the grammar was terrible.

Well thank God I live in Oklahoma. All I have is freezing rain and... Horses, teepees, and cowboys. Are you happy now?

I remember my last girlfriend... It was nice for the first few weeks or so... Then we went too fast appearantly?

But I'm gona say most 14 year old girls don't know what the fuck they want?

Obviously, this is the fucking shit and should be regarded as such.

I'd like to see Dream Theater, or Destroy Destroy Destroy. I'm really happy with the bands I've already seen live, Stone Temple Pilots, Mastodon, Dethklok, Killswitch, Disturbed, Lacuna Coil, Chimara, and the Foo Fighters. I'm gonna go see Killswitch/Devil Wears Prada... I'm flipping 3 shits over that concert I can't wait.

I like the noodles they have there they are very nice.

Contrary to popular belief, you should, infact, not call the cops.

Well hey guys, my mom said she doesn't like me anymore. Awesome huh? I haven't been telling her why I'm sad lately because I don't want her to get stressed out but I guess that didn't work. Woooo, fun times, fun times.

At 11/3/09 07:03 PM, Kiryuku wrote:

At 11/3/09 04:47 PM, STEM wrote: That's a glob of tubifex worms. When one moves, they all move, which gives that creepy breathing effect. Yet another occurrence the media blew out of proportion

Why are the mods always so smart?

Hmmmm, I can recall something similar to that on the video comments...

OK, I was on the computer yesterday, and I clicked on the iTunes shortcut, and it took me to this window where it said, "Please choose previous library." or something like that. They had no significance from the other, so I just chose one. It ends up being my library from 4 months ago complete with the play counts, albums and everything I had. 4 MONTHS AGO so basically everything in the 4 months from this point I've lost.

I was just wondering if any of you guys would happen to know if I can go back to my current library, so I don't have to download like 8 cds again, and the "Previous iTunes Library" thing at the top is driving me crazy.

Anyways, if anyone knows how to go back to my current one, thanks.

At 9/8/09 09:01 PM, punkman2000 wrote: gold fish

Speaking of goldfish, my friend asked his mom if he could have one of those cartons from the store, and as a joke, he asked for 27.

She came back with 27.

At 9/12/09 02:51 PM, Chocomilk wrote:

At 9/12/09 02:19 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote: D'aww. That's nice. You're gonna have to change your username no.

Change it to "LovelyPenis".

That phase there describes me oh so well....

Good dude, I just started that as well.

Except I still don't have a girlfriend lol.

At 9/12/09 12:47 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: I hear only the screams of small children and machine gun fire.

By any chance to you live in south Detroit?

You know, the only thing that actually went through my mind was LOL.

And LOL I did.

At 8/11/09 02:38 PM, Deadchick wrote: I have that google firefox homepage. Which I am cool with.

I have it to. You know guys, all the kewl people have this.

At 8/11/09 04:11 PM, FatJoe214 wrote:

At 8/11/09 04:10 PM, Porkchop wrote:

At 8/11/09 04:09 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 8/11/09 03:56 PM, FatJoe214 wrote:

At 8/11/09 03:49 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

Whoa man, I said stones, not a freakin car battery. That could really knock him out cold or something. His death must be slow and painful. Maybe we could hook his arms up to chains while they are pulled apart and he's ripped in half.

Can I have the bottom half?

You sick fuck. Ok we'll rip him apart tie his arms to my truck and his legs to your truck and we'll drive until he is ripped apart.

I got a better idea, instead of doing that, why don't we get an electric cake batter mixer, and stick it in the guy's cock.

Things would happen.

Oh Lord, that Chocomilk guy is a huge douche.

No, I'm not that bad-ass.

You sound like a big burly mountain man.