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Response to: Metal as a religion. Posted February 14th, 2010 in General

Seems like a great religion for attention whores.

Response to: American vs. Japanese cartoons Posted February 14th, 2010 in General

Did you write this as research for school or something?
This is really well written as well as interesting.

Response to: Girlfriend wants to try video games Posted February 14th, 2010 in General

Ninja Gaiden would be a good idea. Easy to pick up and play.
Try that.

Response to: Don't you hate it when... Posted February 14th, 2010 in General

I hate how the North won the grand ol' war.

hur hur hur

Response to: All alone on Valentine's day. Posted February 14th, 2010 in General
At 2/14/10 08:22 PM, evan210 wrote:
At 2/14/10 08:22 PM, masterchef56 wrote:
At 2/14/10 08:20 PM, evan210 wrote:
At 2/14/10 08:19 PM, treysongz wrote:
At 2/14/10 08:17 PM, Twilight wrote: How about me
you're cute
you're not
I would bang him....FUCK YOU.
Gay.

.... Wanna hook up sometime...?

Response to: i hate pregnet teens Posted February 14th, 2010 in General

I absolutely hate it when I'm about to have my baby and a naked African American grabs it from me and runs away...
Every fucking time. I can never have a baby for myself.

Response to: All alone on Valentine's day. Posted February 14th, 2010 in General
At 2/14/10 08:20 PM, evan210 wrote:
At 2/14/10 08:19 PM, treysongz wrote:
At 2/14/10 08:17 PM, Twilight wrote: How about me
you're cute
you're not

I would bang him....FUCK YOU.

Response to: The big question... Posted February 14th, 2010 in General

Don't be a douchebag and show up at a party 3 hours before.

Response to: All alone on Valentine's day. Posted February 14th, 2010 in General
At 2/14/10 08:17 PM, Twilight wrote: How about me

I'll date that piece of paper that girl is holding.

All alone on Valentine's day. Posted February 14th, 2010 in General

Well I'm all alone on Valentine's again. Any of you fine gents care to be my Valentine?

Response to: 14 and single Posted February 14th, 2010 in General

I got my first girlfriend last October right before I turned 15... It lasted for like 4 weeks or so... She said we were going to fast. I have no idea. It's not as great as it seems. I'm just going to wait until I'm older.

Response to: What phone do you have? Posted February 14th, 2010 in General

I have a very nice cellular device...yes...yes... It can make phone calls.

Response to: Boys night out suggestions Posted February 13th, 2010 in General

You should just all have sex ith each other.

Response to: Google is Updated Posted February 13th, 2010 in General
At 2/13/10 01:40 PM, imightbeamonster wrote: Type 'blue waffles' and click I'm Feeling Lucky.

fuck you fuck you fuck you

God that was disgusting.

Response to: Newgrounds Levels Posted February 13th, 2010 in General

I started 2 years ago and I wanted to get to 27.
As you can see, I've reached that goal.

Response to: Being alone on Valentine's Day. Posted February 13th, 2010 in General

I'm not alone. At least I have my Pokemon.

Response to: i f*cking hate you valentine's Posted February 13th, 2010 in General
At 2/13/10 03:07 PM, Headshot777 wrote: First of all, you're allowed to swear on this site. Anywhere on the site.

Yeah. Are you a child of Satan or something? Maybe we need to put you in juvenile hall before you start stealing things and killing people.

Response to: Scrabble Posted February 9th, 2010 in General

If you have an iPhone there's like a "Words with Friends" app or something like that...
It's basically Scrabble you can play anywhere with friends/random people.

Response to: Airport circulates naked body scan Posted February 9th, 2010 in General

Is that a fucking gun in her ass?

Response to: I will classify your face Posted February 9th, 2010 in General

Here you go, gentlemen. Try not to orgasm.

I will classify your face

Response to: Today in class the Maths teacher Posted February 9th, 2010 in General
At 2/9/10 05:46 AM, Coop83 wrote: My lab monkey has a multitude of skills!

Please sir, refer to me as a lab assistant.

Response to: I started a fire at school Posted February 9th, 2010 in General

Yay for shit school computers!

Response to: Help me Kill a Bird Posted February 9th, 2010 in General
At 2/9/10 11:27 PM, Jakerz16 wrote: TACTICAL KNIFE THAT HOE!! Nawh jk, just like.. Uhh... Hmm... GOT IT! When you open your window, take a kitchen knife and stab it inn the balls.

How bout' stabbing it in one testicle?

Response to: So I got flipped off today... Posted February 9th, 2010 in General

What a bunch of cards those kiddos are.

Response to: Ford, Dodge or Chevy Posted February 9th, 2010 in General

Bitch rig X-treme right here...

Ford, Dodge or Chevy

Response to: Rape victum gets 101 lashes. Posted February 9th, 2010 in General

I thought you were talking about eyelashes. I am thoroughly dissapointed.

Response to: Good metal band? Posted February 9th, 2010 in General
At 2/9/10 12:31 AM, Saxturbation wrote: Some more:

:: Those are just some on my iTunes. Some are more like metalcore but yeah still good. Especially TDWP.

I'm gonna go see Killswitch/TDWP in 12 days. Can't wait.
Also As I Lay Dying is a great band

Response to: Ford, Dodge or Chevy Posted February 9th, 2010 in General

I LURVE NASCARR, BERRR, MERICA, AND WOMEN
And I am a straight man because of this

Response to: Good metal band? Posted February 9th, 2010 in General
At 2/7/10 01:14 AM, Lagamuffin wrote:
At 2/7/10 01:13 AM, KieranNG wrote: A couple of people said Opeth.
I strongly suggest you listen to Opeth.
Opeth suck as much as Dream Theatre, if not more.
Listen to Neurosis.

Well... I'll admit that I like Dream Theater just because of that one song by them...
I think it's called "Panic Attack"

Response to: Good metal band? Posted February 9th, 2010 in General
At 2/6/10 02:14 PM, Poonmonkey1 wrote: Dethklok!!

I saw them live. They were fucking awesome

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