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At 2/25/10 12:50 PM, SlayerX3 wrote: Dethklok

It's Metalocalypse. And yes, I think it would be too. Tits, drunkenness, and death.

At 2/23/10 10:02 AM, Chronamut wrote:
5) the ability to fly with actual wings - in case for some bizarre reasion i wasn't able to use my god powers I could still fly - that and just for the fun thrill of being able to soar through theskies with angelic wings

Hate to be a douche but I feel like sexy angelic wings would be a huuuge pain in the ass laying down or just sitting down for that matter.

Metalocalypse, Tim and Eric, Awesome Show, Great Job, and Aqua Teen. I really don't Watch tv much.

Okay. I need to know which admin to contact so I can change my username. I changed my gamertag on Xbox Live and on my gmail account so this is the last site with my new username, so as i said before, which admin do I contact to change my username?

Oh my God. This is hilarious.

Haha! Let me try!

Penis joke!

That guy is fucking awesome.

\Isn't that what were supposed to say or something...?

At 5/7/09 06:36 PM, unbelivable wrote:

- Purell in the hole. WTF is purell?

Do you live in a fucking hole?

I'll give you a good mustache stroking for your big birthday.

At 2/20/10 02:35 PM, quagmire690 wrote:

At 2/20/10 02:04 PM, JohnMcgee wrote:

At 2/20/10 01:58 PM, JohnMcgee wrote: How many times do you watch porn in a mouth..

lol My bad about the spelling mistake.. i men't to say a week >.>

mouth, and week... there is nothing similar about... they dont even share the same letters.. get off your porn and type correctly

Yes, actually they do. mouth and week share the same letters, z, and j.

Dude I jacked off with that shit. Priceless.

At 2/20/10 02:25 PM, MuffDiver wrote: There is only one race...The human race.

There's imperials, and Nords, and Bretons, and Kahjiits, and Argonians...

At 2/20/10 01:51 PM, ASKDodge wrote: Second attempt to bring smiles to masses...

You are absolutely awesome

At 2/20/10 02:17 PM, Cute-Penguin wrote: for the people who don't wash there hands do you eat with your hands after that

I lick my hands and then eat the food

I get it... It took me long enough, but many lols have been had.

What a sexy ebony man he is...

I have a friend dating a 7th grader. We're all 15 and 16. We all make fun of him sometimes.

At 2/19/10 11:40 PM, Kyrbz wrote:

... we were all jacked up on Rockstar and Dominoes, and we ended up all having fun.

So it wasn't a complete waste.

Are you guys ROCKSTARS?

Stiff or Shades. Max-E-mum coolness right there.

I got a 3GS iPhone my grandparents bought me for my 15th birthday. They're really nice phones, actually. I really hate the shit out of Apple products, (especially their laptops/computers) but one thing Apple can make really well is their iPhones and iPods. I'll give them that.

I wanna see what would happen if I stuck my cock into it.

I've only watched about probably no more than 200... Just music videos here and there... and some of my favorite groups like Balloonshop and the REALLY OLD Smosh before they became all commercialized and shit. But, other than that YouTube is for screaming little kids that think they'll be cool if they win the argument in the little comment box under some video that people are watching and other than that I really can't find anything worth watching other than the rare video I happen to like. Then again, I don't really enjoy TV in general.

I'd equip my rune chainmail and kill him with my rune dagger...\

The focus here is sarcasm.

Skaters can sometimes be really big douchebags...

This... this made me smile. That's all I can say.

'Twas a good kneeslapping joke, gents.

At 2/14/10 09:51 PM, Sneak-a-Toke wrote:

At 2/14/10 09:50 PM, masterchef56 wrote: Each Pokemon.... To understand the power that's inside...

POKEMON! (GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!)
It's you and me!

I know it's my destiny! POKEMON! Oh, you're my best friend... In a world we must defend! POKEMON!

Each Pokemon.... To understand the power that's inside...

I wanna be the very best... Like no one ever was...

At 2/14/10 08:50 PM, vow2thou wrote: Dicks In The Snow." You Say?

I'm speechless.

I felt bad for this fat guy at Six Flags because he was too fat to ride the roller coaster. No, really, I did.