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That first paragraph made me laugh a little.

At 7/20/09 08:48 PM, Jawdyn wrote: Happy birthday bro, I love ya. <3

We all love you.

More importantly, why is the walk needed remembrance?

At 7/20/09 08:02 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Caturday? Nya? =3

Haha, icwatudidthar.

Why didn't you get the red agnry faic shirt?

Have you ever stumbled upon one of those dragon things? It's fucking nasty.

Wanna play some SSX3?

At 7/20/09 08:23 PM, THEJamoke wrote: I drink water all day long. Ice water, 'tis good for the brain they say. Lately we've been trying to cut back on the soda consumption in my household anyway, too much sugar and whatnot. We still enjoy a soda with a meal here and there, but drinking it constantly as a main beverage is just promoting weight gain. Turns out it's true that you can lose like 10 lbs. in a month just from dropping soda from your diet :P

You know? I actually tried that once. I did it for an entire month, and lost I think around 20 pounds. It was really cool. The first two weeks are hard, because you start wanting a soda because you don't have as much sugar intake as in the past.

But it is worth it.

Hell, get her to buy you stuff in exchange for not telling anyone.

It's an awesome plan.

At 7/20/09 08:10 PM, emo-penguin wrote: Congratulations, you're schizophrenic

Hey, mister, that gives you 100 gamer points. That is quite the reward.

I'm sorry guys, I know this will dissapoint you all, but my love is only for SeaBoundRhino.

Cool. I just ate a pizza so hot it burned some of the skin off of the roof of my mouth and now I just had some water and I can feel pieces of flesh go down my throat.

Isa brokededed.

I can't vote.

I'd like to know what King they're hustlin' for.

It's certinately not nice, but atleast it's not another World War 2.

OK, why the fuck is that difficult to read? Try using English, man.

At 7/20/09 02:58 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Funny, I always smell blue whenever I'm in a mall...

Futurama reference eh?

At 7/10/09 11:53 AM, evan210 wrote: The school's grading system said that I failed lunch.

Haha I remember that thread.

At 7/20/09 02:48 PM, Elios wrote:

At 7/20/09 02:45 PM, masterchef56 wrote: What the penis? Are those like Butterfingers?

More like really BIG Twix bars...

Comes in a 12 pack!

Well, not trying to be wierd but where do you live? I live in Tulsa, and I've never seen them.

I'm scared to adopt a newbie.

C

Well atleast I'm not the only one with the problem. Looks like a sever error.

At 7/20/09 08:35 AM, Aigis wrote:

At 7/20/09 07:32 AM, MEPHILIS1337 wrote: I can't help but wonder, have you been living under a rock? Full Combo is a term that has been used since the second Guitar Hero, which came out in 2006.

I'm sorry, not everyone knows your nerdy term for nerds.

Now why don't you just go back to nerding it up, nerd style?

Nerd.

What the hell, I mean are from the fucking 60's dude? Little overused word much?

At 7/20/09 02:43 PM, Elios wrote: I got some...

Little Debbie Peanut Butter Crunch Bars.

Jellyous?

What the penis? Are those like Butterfingers?

Oh God, I hate douchebags ever so.

Take the CD back. You're going to have to deal with guilt every time you look at it. If you're honest with the guy and say, "Hey, man, I'm sorry I accidentally walked out with this CD. Here ya go, my bad."

Should all be ok if you do that.

At 7/20/09 02:08 PM, TheDaveAngle wrote: Cock-Juggling-Thunder-Cunt.

Well jeez, I sure haven't heard that on South Park.

Damnit.

At 7/20/09 01:56 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: when I was 'myself' I seemed to irritate them a bit.

Anyway.... yeah.

Virgin no more! :D

Yeah, sorry, I'm not planning to be a douche anytime soon.

Well cool beans, I have no idea what this is, but cool beans. I really feel proud for you man, I can't believe you've grown up so fast.

Cool. I never see any good joke threads anymore.

I laughed.

At 7/20/09 09:27 AM, Viridis wrote: Just imagine. He may have been jacking off over your computer.

It might be intwined all over that keyboard of yours.